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Imagine If kitten Get "Last Seen"? by Kly003: 6:22pm On Jan 28, 2023
Comrades, Imagine, just Imagine if kitten had a "last seen", I wonder the disaster and revelation that will come to light.

The following people will feel it more;

1. Fidelity Test and revelation to those in long distance relationships

2. Married couples who may have thought they had faithful wives.

3.That innocent babe wey you think say no sabi.. (was seen 10 mins ago) grin

4. "I have only done it thrice" Last seen popping the chart.

grin grin grin grin grin

I expect feedback and lash back on this topic from the following people;

1. Those who have exhausted their kitten meter and feel targeted for this post- kitten always online....

2. Those guys who take this as a bitter pill truth and feel irritated to think their babes could fall into this category.

TATATA is real... Be safe guys...

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Re: Imagine If kitten Get "Last Seen"? by Starboytwo(m): 7:28pm On Jan 28, 2023
Things will spoil my brother
Re: Imagine If kitten Get "Last Seen"? by Sixfeetbelle: 7:39pm On Jan 28, 2023
While we're still in the realm of imagination, my brothers and sisters, let us also take this moment to imagine a dick has a meter.

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Re: Imagine If kitten Get "Last Seen"? by Kly003: 7:47pm On Jan 28, 2023
You think guys bleep more than gals? #dey play.


Sixfeetbelle:
While we're still in the realm of imagination, my brothers and sisters, let us also take this moment to imagine a dick has a meter.


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Re: Imagine If kitten Get "Last Seen"? by Kly003: 7:49pm On Jan 28, 2023
Swears! So we are left with a choice of no choice than to gauge pu$$ay ussage after screwing... We can only assume less of the figures and end up settling down with recycled wh0res.



Starboytwo:
Things will spoil my brother
Re: Imagine If kitten Get "Last Seen"? by Sixfeetbelle: 7:52pm On Jan 28, 2023
Kly003:
You think guys bleep more than gals? #dey play.



The fact that you think otherwise is enough for me to not engage further

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Re: Imagine If kitten Get "Last Seen"? by Kly003: 7:56pm On Jan 28, 2023
Its wisdom for you then not to engage....

Except you telling me you stay in a brothel b@nging 20 d!cks a day or;

an e-olosh0 using apps for pu$$ay traffic.... Again, dey play.

Sixfeetbelle:


The fact that you think otherwise is enough for me to not engage further
Re: Imagine If kitten Get "Last Seen"? by Starboytwo(m): 7:57pm On Jan 28, 2023
Sixfeetbelle:
While we're still in the realm of imagination, my brothers and sisters, let us also take this moment to imagine a dick has a meter.


haaaaa, this one go terribly bard. Prick meter keh, you’d be seeing 77 and counting

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Re: Imagine If kitten Get "Last Seen"? by Spanishmilf(m): 11:17am On May 10, 2023
Kly003:

Its wisdom for you then not to engage....

Except you telling me you stay in a brothel b@nging 20 d!cks a day or;

an e-olosh0 using apps for pu$$ay traffic.... Again, dey play.

you abandon your travel thread lmaoo

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Re: Imagine If kitten Get "Last Seen"? by Silentgroper(m): 12:49pm On May 10, 2023
Kly003:
You think guys bleep more than gals? #dey play.


na horses the girls dey fvck ??



no be still man
Re: Imagine If kitten Get "Last Seen"? by DonroxyII: 12:07am On May 16, 2023
Kly003:
You think guys bleep more than gals? #dey play.


Senseless, the girls gotten Fvcked na Aliens dey Fvcked them no be guys !

Una no still get sense join this redpilling sh.its & Hatred for Women !

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