1. My OG use my personal number verify him Skype with OTP sent to my phone and still dey lie give me say it doesn't matter, say na end-to-end encryption.

2. Crashed at my guyman's house since I am new to the state. Normally, I bin suspect the chairman but 'it doesn't marra' I said to myself. He stays with another dude..but he wasn't home when I came. Omo, e don reach 11:30pm..manchi no wan sleep. Since it was a two-bedroom flat, I lap for one. I locked the door, showered, and dozed off. Minutes into the sleep, I woke up to see this dude close to me with a pillow to suffocate me to death and the other guy standing at the door with a cutlass. I begin shout at the top of my voice .. “ bro, abeg, oh God, Bayo, what's up na. Me na your kill? You na my guy na. Bro..bro, bro na." Dude just stood still looking at me and threw the pillow at me and left disappointed. The dude with the cutlass started laughing hysterically until he rolled on the floor with tears.

I discovered he brought me a pillow and they were just coming from locking the gate.
😁

3. When one old school guy told me to send him the OTP he sent me. 😊 You know these guys feel every other person is stupid and they are overwise. Funny dude.


What about you? Share your experiences.


Lalasticlala, mynd44, Dominque

They are bunch of rogue folks, I wonder why some women run after them.

Even your sister like marry yahoo boy

Op from your second experience, how were they able to open the door since you locked it from inside and why was one of them holding cutlass? To lock the gate?

I would be scared too

Nawa

😂 😂😂

If story 2 truly happened, then it is the funniest real life story I have heard in a while. You get trust issues, OP

Latty88:
Op from your second experience, how were they able to open the door since you locked it from inside and why was one of them holding cutlass? To lock the gate?

I would be scared too

There's this lock knob inside. It wasn't with a key. But that's true, it meant they used a key to unlock.

iyke2ken:
😂 😂😂

If story 2 truly happened, then it is the funniest real life story I have heard in a while. You get trust issues, OP

If trust dey, Judas for no betray Jesus.

Kvvngkhalifa202:
Even your sister like marry yahoo boy

I talk about myself only bro.

My guy use my number go open tinder, but God being God him ip dn cast so them ban the number 😂😂😂

Olasyke:

Nigerian number?

Yes

My yahoo neighbour say make I give am my number make him take verify him Facebook with otp.Guyman no know say I Sabi wetin him wan do.
All the numbers wey him use Facebook don ban them.Na me be him next mugu.
I tell am say 'mbanu.

allen113:
My guy use my number go open tinder, but God being God him ip dn cast so them ban the number 😂😂😂

Nigerian number?

Pickmycall:
My yahoo neighbour say make I give am my number make him take verify him Facebook with otp.Guyman no know say I Sabi wetin him wan do.
All the numbers wey him use Facebook don ban them.Na me be him next mugu.
I tell am say 'mbanu.

allen113:
My guy use my number go open tinder, but God being God him ip dn cast so them ban the number 😂😂😂


Yes

Those dudes are heartless.

Make i sidon for here to hear gist as i no get experience to shear