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Confession Of A Lady!: by ice234: 7:46pm On Sep 09, 2011 |
During lunch at work last week, I ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I shudn't). When I got home, my husband seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly: "Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight." He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold, the telephone rang. He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call. The beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the pressure was becoming unbearable, so while my husband was out of the room I seized the opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertiliser truck running over a skunk in front of a garbage dump! I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other leg, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on releasing atomic bombs like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable!Eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, so I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself. My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologizing for taking so long. He asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not. At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated around the table, with their hands to their noses, chorused: "Happy Birthday, It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertiliser truck running over a skunk in front of a garbage dump! I took my napkin from my lap and fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other leg, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage. Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on releasing atomic bombs like this for another few minutes. The pleasure was indescribable!Eventually the telephone farewells signaled the end of my freedom, so I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself. My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband returned, apologizing for taking so long. He asked me if I had peeked through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not. At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner guests seated around the table, with their hands to their noses, chorused: "Happy Birthday, |
Re: Confession Of A Lady!: by Nobody: 7:52pm On Sep 09, 2011 |
Read this @ JOKE SECTION yesterday! Funny though! |
Re: Confession Of A Lady!: by ice234: 7:57pm On Sep 09, 2011 |
Yawn |
Re: Confession Of A Lady!: by kokoye(m): 8:47pm On Sep 09, 2011 |
The poster did not edit before posting . . .too many repeats. |
Re: Confession Of A Lady!: by ice234: 6:44am On Sep 10, 2011 |
Its error from nairaland I have edited it twice still happens. Its not my fault |
Re: Confession Of A Lady!: by Mynd44: 2:45pm On Sep 10, 2011 |
Funny stuff |
Re: Confession Of A Lady!: by tellwisdom: 8:11pm On Sep 10, 2011 |
ice234 Them don slap ya face before? |
Re: Confession Of A Lady!: by Mynd44: 8:23pm On Sep 10, 2011 |
^^^ Guy no try am ooo |
Re: Confession Of A Lady!: by ice234: 1:00pm On Sep 11, 2011 |
Yes mopo don slap me before |
Re: Confession Of A Lady!: by Osamabinladin: 1:16pm On Sep 11, 2011 |
GCE forms, still available! |
Re: Confession Of A Lady!: by ice234: 1:50pm On Sep 11, 2011 |
Come which osama u be. The one wey don die abi the fake |
Re: Confession Of A Lady!: by francisj(m): 6:56pm On Sep 11, 2011 |
he-he-he,really funny !!! |
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