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Re: Army Arrests Yahoo Boys For Snatching Man’s Manhood In Akwa Ibom by onyeabia: 1:47pm On Feb 14, 2023
How true is this myth
Re: Army Arrests Yahoo Boys For Snatching Man’s Manhood In Akwa Ibom by IbileIfe: 1:48pm On Feb 14, 2023
fman:
His girlfriend tasted his lifeless preek in the church premises!! 🤣🤣
Buhari is not the problem of Nigeria

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Re: Army Arrests Yahoo Boys For Snatching Man’s Manhood In Akwa Ibom by Gift96: 1:54pm On Feb 14, 2023
fman:
His girlfriend tasted his lifeless preek in the church premises!! 🤣🤣
holy prick

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Re: Army Arrests Yahoo Boys For Snatching Man’s Manhood In Akwa Ibom by achimendy(m): 1:56pm On Feb 14, 2023
Shalommy:
Chaii.. cheesy cheesy They should snatch all the rapist organs so that we'll have rest of mind.



If they had snatched your father's own you won't be here typing this shit.
Re: Army Arrests Yahoo Boys For Snatching Man’s Manhood In Akwa Ibom by achimendy(m): 1:58pm On Feb 14, 2023
Thinkam:
Because your penis became weak and shrunk?

This guy must always be hard, a flaccid penis is post to be weak and shrunk.

No such thing as stealing penis


Maybe when you have thesame experience then you'll understand better.

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Re: Army Arrests Yahoo Boys For Snatching Man’s Manhood In Akwa Ibom by SKIBiNSKI(m): 2:51pm On Feb 14, 2023
Funflipper:


I used to think this way too until i saw a victim with my own two eyes. It didn't dissappear but shrunk like a day old baby's with goosebumps allover his body and his testicles were moving uncontrollably. Mere looking at it, you could tell something was terrible wrong.
Total rubbish! grin grin grin are you a doctor? People penis shrink all the time, besides, you took the trouble of looking at some man's penis to see if it disappeared? grin grin look! Only a doctor can confirm if anyone's penis is working or not. Not by just looking at it. You gonna have to do better than this vague explainations. Why is it only in naigeria peoples penis are stolen? Can a woman's vagina be stolen too? How can you confirm that a stolen penis has being restored? And so a man screems my penis has being stolen!! And people are supposed to believe him? Just like that? Come on man!! grin grin grin you bro! has being brainwashed successfully.

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Re: Army Arrests Yahoo Boys For Snatching Man’s Manhood In Akwa Ibom by Shalommy(f): 2:55pm On Feb 14, 2023
achimendy:




If they had snatched your father's own you won't be here typing this shit.
tongue
Re: Army Arrests Yahoo Boys For Snatching Man’s Manhood In Akwa Ibom by EDIBLESS10: 2:56pm On Feb 14, 2023
i need a job please anybody that can help.it hasn't been easy and i don't want to beg here because nobody will believe that u are speaking d truth. any good job within Lagos,i will be so greatful
Re: Army Arrests Yahoo Boys For Snatching Man’s Manhood In Akwa Ibom by Shalommy(f): 2:57pm On Feb 14, 2023
DMCA:
there is a prophesy that says you will never have orgasm in your life


grin
Amos rapist, your organ is about to miss. Amen cheesy cheesy

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Re: Army Arrests Yahoo Boys For Snatching Man’s Manhood In Akwa Ibom by Shalommy(f): 3:00pm On Feb 14, 2023
SKIBiNSKI:
I wonder, grin grin they have such talent and they are wasting it on some idiat in a plaza.
cheesy cheesy

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Re: Army Arrests Yahoo Boys For Snatching Man’s Manhood In Akwa Ibom by Suspense12(m): 3:05pm On Feb 14, 2023
fman:
His girlfriend tasted his lifeless preek in the church premises!! 🤣🤣


Imagine, the girlfriend was given the permission to fu** within the church premises 🤣🤣


She be Chief Tester😂

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Re: Army Arrests Yahoo Boys For Snatching Man’s Manhood In Akwa Ibom by Agunesinjaweola: 3:29pm On Feb 14, 2023
fman:
His girlfriend tasted his lifeless preek in the church premises!! 🤣🤣
They hereby desecrated the House 🏠 of God!

O ye Sinners !

Where is thou Faith
Re: Army Arrests Yahoo Boys For Snatching Man’s Manhood In Akwa Ibom by Agunesinjaweola: 3:33pm On Feb 14, 2023
But come to think of the lady who volunteered initially to put the preek to test

She must be commended or reprimanded for agreeing to bleep a Stranger.

Some ladies No get Shame 🙂🤣

What If her Boyfriend got to read about the matters

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Re: Army Arrests Yahoo Boys For Snatching Man’s Manhood In Akwa Ibom by elonmuskbaby: 4:19pm On Feb 14, 2023
Generalwoodz:
Nigerian army always quick to response whenever a man-hood goes missing but are lacklustre when the real terror reigns supreme.

Plus camera phones don't work when a dick goes missing.

And this Yahoo boys are gaddam stupid. I mean you've got the power to make things disappear, why couldn't you walk into a bank vaults, since naira bills are scare and make 30 billion disappear?

And also if the pastor claims he's powerful he should've prayed for heavenly dick replacement instead of making a fuss about one earthly smelly and unwashed thing
lmao wetin man wan use another man's penis to do wey be say he dey thief pen1s grin

Na money or phone? cheesy
Re: Army Arrests Yahoo Boys For Snatching Man’s Manhood In Akwa Ibom by elonmuskbaby: 4:19pm On Feb 14, 2023
Agunesinjaweola:
But come to think of the lady who volunteered initially to put the preek to test

She must be commended or reprimanded for agreeing to bleep a Stranger.

Some ladies No get Shame 🙂🤣

What If her Boyfriend got to read about the matters
exactly
Re: Army Arrests Yahoo Boys For Snatching Man’s Manhood In Akwa Ibom by DMCA: 5:01pm On Feb 14, 2023
Shalommy:
Amos rapist, your organ is about to miss. Amen cheesy cheesy

This one does not even know what is orgasm grin


After all, na only quickie lizard sabi grin grin grin
Re: Army Arrests Yahoo Boys For Snatching Man’s Manhood In Akwa Ibom by Cromagnon: 6:28pm On Feb 14, 2023
ceejayluv:
You'll never see a snapshot of the organ-less crotch... Not Even with the prevalence of camera phones nowadays.
this is how we know those that don't read but spread fake news
Re: Army Arrests Yahoo Boys For Snatching Man’s Manhood In Akwa Ibom by meobizy(f): 6:36pm On Feb 14, 2023
The alarms are raised by the mentally unhealthy. It’s sad that poor individuals fall victim to their moments of psychosis.
Re: Army Arrests Yahoo Boys For Snatching Man’s Manhood In Akwa Ibom by Babastrong(m): 7:35pm On Feb 14, 2023
[quote author=Alexas58 post=120899353]If they’re so desperate for money.
Why can’t they use their own organs!

The blessings of the lord maketh rich and added no sorrow [ to get money these days, werey lo ba de.]
Re: Army Arrests Yahoo Boys For Snatching Man’s Manhood In Akwa Ibom by Babastrong(m): 7:37pm On Feb 14, 2023
[quote author=Thinkam post=120899364]Because your penis became weak and shrunk?

This guy must always be hard, a flaccid penis is post to be weak and shrunk.

No such thing as stealing penis [ Gbeenu sohun(comot your dirty mouth). What do you know this get-in-side]
Re: Army Arrests Yahoo Boys For Snatching Man’s Manhood In Akwa Ibom by LARRYOBRAIN(m): 10:11pm On Feb 14, 2023
What are you saying, it's a serious issue.
fman:
His girlfriend tasted his lifeless preek in the church premises!! 🤣🤣
Re: Army Arrests Yahoo Boys For Snatching Man’s Manhood In Akwa Ibom by Goodcitizen1: 10:50pm On Feb 14, 2023
What’s army doing in this civilian matter ? Do they even know their role
Re: Army Arrests Yahoo Boys For Snatching Man’s Manhood In Akwa Ibom by Advancedman(m): 12:45am On Feb 15, 2023
Thinkam:
Because your penis became weak and shrunk?

This guy must always be hard, a flaccid penis is post to be weak and shrunk.

No such thing as stealing penis

You never jam.

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Re: Army Arrests Yahoo Boys For Snatching Man’s Manhood In Akwa Ibom by Advancedman(m): 12:49am On Feb 15, 2023
ijustdey:


https://leadership.ng/army-arrests-2-for-allegedly-snatching-mans-organ-in-a-ibom/

Well not surprised it's roman Catholic cult in uyo not the living church.

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Re: Army Arrests Yahoo Boys For Snatching Man’s Manhood In Akwa Ibom by Advancedman(m): 12:52am On Feb 15, 2023
Sultty:
I'm not bothered about the weak manhood but what bothers me is how the guys gf tried to raise the manhood. did she rub it or suck it or she striped naked undecided

It's like you forgot madam generouse volunteer preek rise and tester.

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Re: Army Arrests Yahoo Boys For Snatching Man’s Manhood In Akwa Ibom by Advancedman(m): 1:04am On Feb 15, 2023
Agunesinjaweola:
But come to think of the lady who volunteered initially to put the preek to test

She must be commended or reprimanded for agreeing to bleep a Stranger.

Some ladies No get Shame 🙂🤣

What If her Boyfriend got to read about the matters

You wetin she be behind the scene?
Perhaps substitute gf and her opportunity to Bleep the preek she has always admire and salivated about.

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Re: Army Arrests Yahoo Boys For Snatching Man’s Manhood In Akwa Ibom by NairaLux(f): 10:33am On Feb 15, 2023

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