Kelechi009:
SPECIAL ANNOUCEMENT

It obvious that Tinubu has won the election by rigging, if you're in the family section & you're contemplating Japa-ing (leaving Nigeria), It is time to resume your plans. If you're a lady & you have one yeye boy in the Diaspora(Even Ghana) toasting you before, It is time to resume the process, Just message the boy & say "hey baby, it has been a while & I have missed you ". Time to leave Nigeria, don't worry when you leave you can seek for divorce later on. As for guys, please go & sell your properties & Japa, gather some money. if you have an overweight old white girlfriend in America, It is time to profess your love & tell her she is most beautiful thing in the world, don't say I didn't do anything for you in these period.

sat70:

Go and give your money to the needy coz your visa will be denied. Commit suicide now and be free.
Yeye Yahoo boy.

Kelechi009:


Me wey don enter Ghana, nobody is denying my Visa. I have left Nigeria for you guys.

sat70:
ahhhh, bros hafa life for Ghana. The place dey alright?

Kelechi009:


E make sense, cost of living is a bit higher but standard of life is way better than Nigeria in every way.

tensazangetsu20:
Oh calm down. Tinubu will be a good president. If he's wicked, God will touch his heart to be good. Just pray and fast. It's only shettima i am scared but miracle no dey tire Jesus. Don't japa, Nigeria will be great again. Have hope

Kelechi009:


Lmao, get ready to marry Agbero as your lovely wedded wife. Agbero would also soon be Governor of Lagos state and be collecting peoples wife. Better japa now because even your tech job. Tinubu will be collecting 70 percent as tax.

Gerrard59:
Point of correction, Tinubu won because modafvckers believed Peter Obi can win a national election. The deluded monkeys said he would win Southern Nigeria, yet could not win any state outside Lagos (for obvious reasons) in the SW, and lost states in the south south. As long as Peter Obi stayed in LP, he was going to lose. I predicted this and OP was one of those screaming Obi would win. Let come and win na.

As for japa, I predicted it would rise once Tinubu wins the election, which he has done. The best time to get a ten-year-old passport is now. If Obidients like, let them be as deluded when they read my message.

Tinubu deserves to win anyway. He played his cards very well.

SeaTrade:
If you were useless under Buhari,you will still be useless under Obi .No government is responsible for your failure ,your brain no just reach.
No president can save you from self induced failures you don't want to take responsibility for .
And also if you failed in Nigeria,90% chance that you will fail abroad too,an even harder,highly competitive system ready to pounce on your airhead as soon as you step out of their heated airports and start wondering aimlessly.
Only the very best migrant brains end up carving an impressive niche for themselves there,the bulk of them(like obidients for instance) end up in warehouses after giving the best 30years of their lives to the system,and gets saved by weak exchange rates on their way back home for retirement to be able to afford a semi finished bungalow.
I'd be honest with you,this will most likely be your fate @Op if you don't grow a brain of your own and imbibe hardwork,discipline,strategic thinking,resilience and delayed gratification into your list of strong points .
Lizard for naija can never turn to crocodile abroad,

I used to think you were a normal human being with normal senses, having come across your Moniker in the the Treasury Bill Thread, but today I have finally realized you are not even fit to live among the lowest of animals, let alone human beings.

Thank you for this wonderful revelation.

SeaTrade:
If you were useless under Buhari,you will still be useless under Obi .No government is responsible for your failure ,your brain no just reach.
No president can save you from self induced failures you don't want to take responsibility for .
And also if you failed in Nigeria,90% chance that you will fail abroad too,an even harder,highly competitive system ready to pounce on your airhead as soon as you step out of their heated airports and start wondering aimlessly.
Only the very best migrant brains end up carving an impressive niche for themselves there,the bulk of them(like obidients for instance) end up in warehouses after giving the best 30years of their lives to the system,and gets saved by weak exchange rates on their way back home for retirement to be able to afford a semi finished bungalow.
I'd be honest with you,this will most likely be your fate @Op if you don't grow a brain of your own and imbibe hardwork,discipline,strategic thinking,resilience and delayed gratification into your list of strong points .
Lizard for naija can never turn to crocodile abroad,

Kelechi009:
SPECIAL ANNOUCEMENT

It obvious that Tinubu has won the election by rigging, if you're in the family section & you're contemplating Japa-ing (leaving Nigeria), It is time to resume your plans. If you're a lady & you have one yeye boy in the Diaspora(Even Ghana) toasting you before, It is time to resume the process, Just message the boy & say "hey baby, it has been a while & I have missed you ". Time to leave Nigeria, don't worry when you leave you can seek for divorce later on. As for guys, please go & sell your properties & Japa, gather some money. if you have an overweight old white girlfriend in America, It is time to profess your love & tell her she is most beautiful thing in the world, don't say I didn't do anything for you in these period. 2 words are enough for the wise.

ChybuzzDD:


I used to think you were a normal human being with normal senses, having come across your Moniker in the the Treasury Bill Thread, but today I have finally realized you are not even fit to live among the lowest of animals, let alone human beings.

Thank you for this wonderful revelation.

Richy4:
If that is the case, then the number of 'Shakara' that will be meted on Nigerians in various Embassies and consulate offices by other countries is just loading...

You might not be surprised if Chad or Somalia puts a strict standard rules on Nigerians aspiring to visit their countries 🙊🙈🍺🍾

It's a new Dawn.. congratulations Nigeria... You have done it again 🥂👿🕯️🐌
I even heard that Nigeria has been Grey Listed.. it never rains but it pours

Mindlog:


Somalia?

You no well!

No matter how Nigeria rough reach, if u see yourself in Somalia in your dreams, wake up and pray the Psalms!

Richy4:

Mindlog:


Somalia no make sense at all....I lived in Nairobi and colleagues posted to Somalia, lived and operated from Nairobi and did send funds to Somalis on ground there to do the job.

3 things outstanding about Somali men and kenyans with Somali ancestry is that dem be confirm traders, igbos traders in Kenya dey learn work where Somalis dey, they are the big boys when it comes to importation likewise they control the bureau de change business in East Africa.

I heard that the temperature there is alarming... I mean the sunshine...
The only thing that could take me there is when in my 50s and 60s... I decide to work with United Nations, and they throw me there as punishment. I might just consider it as a lover of peace that I am... If not, Hmmmm!!!!

TheGoodAmerican:
Can someone tell me why Peter Obi didn't win? Everyone on NL was shouting "Obidient", PoDatti" and whatnot, but somehow he didn't win. What happened?

TheGoodAmerican:
You're probably not far from the truth. I've a friend from NL on WhatsApp who said they didn't vote because "you can only vote in the state and local government where your voter card was issued to you and your polling unit was assigned". They're in Lagos and couldn't travel to Jos to vote. They also said "some places in Lagos refuse people to vote because if they asked you who you are voting for and you said Peter obi then they will not allow to vote or force you to someone else (APC)". Anyways, I really thought Peter Obi would win. I guess Tinubu is a more popular candidate or something. Honestly, I don't know anything about Nigerian politics, lol, other than what I read on Nairaland.