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Militants Have Kidnapped IBB, OBJ & Others / Mumu Militants / Militants! (2) (3) (4)

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Militants by desgiezd(m): 6:23pm On Aug 30, 2007
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway. Nothing is moving.

Suddenly a man knocks on the window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks,
"What's going on? The man responded "Militants have kidnapped, OBJ, IBB, Atiku, Buhari, Tony Anenih,
Abdullahi, Andy Uba, Ehindero, Tafa Balogun, Ahmadu Ali, Dariye, Nnamani, Odili, Ibrahim Mantu, Tinubu,
Kalu, Ibori and Igbinedion. They're asking for a $500 million ransom. Otherwise they're going to
douse them with petrol and set them on fire. So, we're going from car to car, taking up a collection."

The driver asks, "How much is everyone contributing, on the average?" the man responded
"About a litre of petrol and a stick of matches."
Re: Militants by oyie(f): 6:40pm On Aug 30, 2007
is there vacany among that particular militant? grin cheesy wink smiley
Re: Militants by Osocan(m): 9:02am On Mar 16, 2011
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the motorway. Nothing is moving.

Suddenly a man knocks on the window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks,
"What's going on? The man responded "Militants have kidnapped, OBJ, IBB, Atiku, Buhari, Tony Anenih,
Abdullahi, Andy Uba, Ehindero, Tafa Balogun, Ahmadu Ali, Dariye, Nnamani, Odili, Ibrahim Mantu, Tinubu,
Kalu, Ibori and Igbinedion. They're asking for a $500 million ransom. Otherwise they're going to
douse them with petrol and set them on fire. So, we're going from car to car, taking up a collection."

The driver asks, "How much is everyone contributing, on the average?" the man responded
"About a litre of petrol and a stick of matches."

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Na we do road block na!
Lol.
Re: Militants by Nobody: 9:38am On Mar 16, 2011
hahahahahahhaheheheheheheheh grin grin grin grin
i fit donate from fuel wey dey my small tuke-tuke genarator
Re: Militants by Arcani: 3:36pm On Mar 16, 2011
wow, since 2007, lol though
Re: Militants by shakara4u(m): 3:40pm On Mar 16, 2011
sharp eyes,
Re: Militants by Arcani: 3:45pm On Mar 16, 2011
Ese
Re: Militants by shakara4u(m): 3:46pm On Mar 16, 2011
watever dat means

u too ESE

shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: Militants by Arcani: 4:04pm On Mar 16, 2011
It simply means THANKS!!, yeye suspicious being.
Re: Militants by yinkalink(f): 4:33pm On Mar 16, 2011
Lmai.
Re: Militants by shakara4u(m): 4:41pm On Mar 16, 2011
It simply means THANKS!!, yeye suspicious being.

ouch!!!dat waz mean, if it means tanx,then all wat i said was tanx bak at ya

Lmai.

laffin my ass in ryt?jst curious
Re: Militants by yinkalink(f): 4:42pm On Mar 16, 2011
Yeah.
Re: Militants by Arcani: 4:45pm On Mar 16, 2011
lol!!
Re: Militants by shakara4u(m): 4:50pm On Mar 16, 2011
me aint gonna lol wit ya again

u called moi a yeye suspicious bieng

need a retraction
Re: Militants by Arcani: 6:34pm On Mar 16, 2011
as you like it
Re: Militants by bright007(f): 6:48pm On Mar 16, 2011
How I wish I was on d road;I would donate an oil well!!!
Re: Militants by clemcykul(f): 12:37pm On Mar 17, 2011
this joke is 50yrs old na, una no get respect? make una let dis joke RIP haba! angry grin angry
Re: Militants by shakara4u(m): 1:20pm On Mar 17, 2011
as you like it

full page apology letter in of of d national dialy's
Re: Militants by yinkalink(f): 1:53pm On Mar 17, 2011
Arcani:

as you like it

na Shakespeare write am now wink wink
Re: Militants by Ranoscky(m): 12:32pm On Mar 21, 2011
***Ranoscky swaggs in swaggerliciously in Flygerian swagger***

bright007:

How I wish I was on d road;I would donate an oil well!!!
You mean you walk around with OIL WELL on your head? undecided

Swaggs out!

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