UYEMDO35:
I got an urgent call and i left my phone at home on getting to were I was going, l later discover that I didn't go with my phone......
On returning home the were everyone at home were looking at me was kind of strange... I never knew my younger brother knows d pin on my phone... I was kind of shocked when he told me that mum wanted to make an urgent call and she has no airtime
on her phone so dey decided to make use of my phone.... I don't even know what prompt my younger brother to open my (vault) how he got the password of my phone is still strange to me....
Immediately he got access to the (Vault) he open all d porn video and shouted as soon as he saw it..... That prompt and called the attention of everyone and now everybody are on my neck.

My brother don spoil my package....... Me that dey all know as Pastor.

Though! I don't watch porn video, it has been on my phone for long perhaps I even thought I deleted it.

Right now, am still looking at my brother, I don't even know what to do to him.....

Otun ti seh😆

UYEMDO35:
I got an urgent call and i left my phone at home on getting to were I was going, l later discover that I didn't go with my phone......
On returning home the were everyone at home were looking at me was kind of strange... I never knew my younger brother knows d pin on my phone... I was kind of shocked when he told me that mum wanted to make an urgent call and she has no airtime
on her phone so dey decided to make use of my phone.... I don't even know what prompt my younger brother to open my (vault) how he got the password of my phone is still strange to me....
Immediately he got access to the (Vault) he open all d porn video and shouted as soon as he saw it..... That prompt and called the attention of everyone and now everybody are on my neck.

My brother don spoil my package....... Me that dey all know as Pastor.

Though! I don't watch porn video, it has been on my phone for long perhaps I even thought I deleted it.

Right now, am still looking at my brother, I don't even know what to do to him.....

You should be convicted in a court of law as sex criminal

Working on your use grammar, this is very poor writing

Why is this thread on the front page sef?

Inasmuch I won't advise you to be watching it in the first place, why having such videos on your when you can just stream? And after streaming make sure you clear your browser history,

You're welcome

Most modern phones comes with a secret app which you can use to hide all your sensitive content with a password different from the one you use on your phone. It's a mistake on your part to save explicit content on your video gallery

My phone no gree download porn videos. please why?

How can I delete the one in my phone, the problem is that my memory card has refused to delete anything or even accept to receive any file in it again and I don't want to loose other important things in it

UYEMDO35:
I got an urgent call and i left my phone at home on getting to were I was going, l later discover that I didn't go with my phone......
On returning home the were everyone at home were looking at me was kind of strange... I never knew my younger brother knows d pin on my phone... I was kind of shocked when he told me that mum wanted to make an urgent call and she has no airtime
on her phone so dey decided to make use of my phone.... I don't even know what prompt my younger brother to open my (vault) how he got the password of my phone is still strange to me....
Immediately he got access to the (Vault) he open all d porn video and shouted as soon as he saw it..... That prompt and called the attention of everyone and now everybody are on my neck.

My brother don spoil my package....... Me that dey all know as Pastor.

Though! I don't watch porn video, it has been on my phone for long perhaps I even thought I deleted it.

Right now, am still looking at my brother, I don't even know what to do to him.....

Weitin de dia?
Besides, nobody like kpekus pass pastor nah..

Rexymania:
Very correct
I've stopped watching porn but I still have them on my phone

What are you not telling us oga

UYEMDO35:
I got an urgent call and i left my phone at home on getting to were I was going, l later discover that I didn't go with my phone......
On returning home the were everyone at home were looking at me was kind of strange... I never knew my younger brother knows d pin on my phone... I was kind of shocked when he told me that mum wanted to make an urgent call and she has no airtime
on her phone so dey decided to make use of my phone.... I don't even know what prompt my younger brother to open my (vault) how he got the password of my phone is still strange to me....
Immediately he got access to the (Vault) he open all d porn video and shouted as soon as he saw it..... That prompt and called the attention of everyone and now everybody are on my neck.

My brother don spoil my package....... Me that dey all know as Pastor.

Though! I don't watch porn video, it has been on my phone for long perhaps I even thought I deleted it.

Right now, am still looking at my brother, I don't even know what to do to him.....

HAHAHAHAHAAHA, FUNNIEST THREAD IN 2023

You're very correct bro it's clocking a month i got rid of this shit and things are getting better with me

Guyman01:
If you stay off porn on your phone the urge for sex will reduce by 50%
Phone porn is actually a menace but many are not aware, for your sanity try to avoid the desire to go to porn sites because it could be addictive and cause you to lose focus on more important things in one's life

UYEMDO35:
I got an urgent call and i left my phone at home on getting to were I was going, l later discover that I didn't go with my phone......
On returning home the were everyone at home were looking at me was kind of strange... I never knew my younger brother knows d pin on my phone... I was kind of shocked when he told me that mum wanted to make an urgent call and she has no airtime
on her phone so dey decided to make use of my phone.... I don't even know what prompt my younger brother to open my (vault) how he got the password of my phone is still strange to me....
Immediately he got access to the (Vault) he open all d porn video and shouted as soon as he saw it..... That prompt and called the attention of everyone and now everybody are on my neck.

My brother don spoil my package....... Me that dey all know as Pastor.

Though! I don't watch porn video, it has been on my phone for long perhaps I even thought I deleted it.

Right now, am still looking at my brother, I don't even know what to do to him.....

Be lying to yourself there. You put porn in vault and you saw you didn't know it was still there. Who vaults porn without knowing?

You're even better.

We've got worst hypocrites here acting sanctimonious here but God is patient sha

Me weh be say everybody don know say I dey watch am Wella, gbogbo Mia khalifa, jafa fire, Isabella, Maserati oloyan nla, lex Steele, and others...awon goons mi
Wo, I cannor coman kee myself by myself o, na u dey hide am for your folks na
Wetin u dey shame for

Nice story telling...but please do not take Christianity and it's clergy as a laughing stalk.

2018, at the redeem camp mowe after the holyhhost service , I walked behind the auditorium to urinate .
After urinating I saw a black bag down the isle in an isolated place ..

I assumed the owner forgot it.. so I went ahead to search it .
I found a laptop and flash drive inside ..

I removed it and took it home ..

Then the unusual happened .

I switched on the laptop, trying to see if I'll get a link so I can return it to the owner..
Then I saw the picture of the owner, that of his wife etc
More investigation reveals he was a pastor in redeemed Christain church rccg and head of regional choir.

Then I went to video; lo and behold , the size of porn videos on that laptop took up over 80% of the 500gb memory..

Afraid catch me .. I was befuddled.

For this reason , I decided not to return the laptop to him . I sold it at Allen for 54k and ate the money ..

True confession.

incandescentena:


Pastor na worst pass. Fake Pastor, Pretenderrrrrr.


No wonder your data always finishes

Data is available here just in case

UYEMDO35:
I got an urgent call and i left my phone at home on getting to were I was going, l later discover that I didn't go with my phone......
On returning home the were everyone at home were looking at me was kind of strange... I never knew my younger brother knows d pin on my phone... I was kind of shocked when he told me that mum wanted to make an urgent call and she has no airtime
on her phone so dey decided to make use of my phone.... I don't even know what prompt my younger brother to open my (vault) how he got the password of my phone is still strange to me....
Immediately he got access to the (Vault) he open all d porn video and shouted as soon as he saw it..... That prompt and called the attention of everyone and now everybody are on my neck.

My brother don spoil my package....... Me that dey all know as Pastor.

Though! I don't watch porn video, it has been on my phone for long perhaps I even thought I deleted it.

Right now, am still looking at my brother, I don't even know what to do to him.....

How old are you?

MechanicMike:


so u want us to stop watchin blue film becoz yor yonger brother watch blue film...corrrect?....are u ok sir!!!(no oofeinse)

There is a heavy percentage possibility that his brother watches blue film everytime. .

Of course

Lovelife433:
Why can't you download app that can help u lock all ur private stuff, know one can catches me because I'm a legend in porn videos.

Adriana chechik or Alexis Texas?

ImoleNaija:
U go dey alright las las. Me that slept off while watching porn on my phone. Na my sister who woke up to the porn video called Mom's attention to it. E be like say na Play All I put am .

haha guy what happened?Finish the gist.

gbishman:
Working on your use grammar, this is very poor writing

See person wey dey correct another person on Grammar and writing

UYEMDO35:
I got an urgent call and i left my phone at home on getting to were I was going, l later discover that I didn't go with my phone......
On returning home the were everyone at home were looking at me was kind of strange... I never knew my younger brother knows d pin on my phone... I was kind of shocked when he told me that mum wanted to make an urgent call and she has no airtime
on her phone so dey decided to make use of my phone.... I don't even know what prompt my younger brother to open my (vault) how he got the password of my phone is still strange to me....
Immediately he got access to the (Vault) he open all d porn video and shouted as soon as he saw it..... That prompt and called the attention of everyone and now everybody are on my neck.

My brother don spoil my package....... Me that dey all know as Pastor.

Though! I don't watch porn video, it has been on my phone for long perhaps I even thought I deleted it.

Right now, am still looking at my brother, I don't even know what to do to him.....

Hang him alive for embarrassing you

gbishman:
Working on your use grammar, this is very poor writing

pot calling kettle black. Work on yours before calling someone else out.

UYEMDO35:


Though! I don't watch porn video, it has been on my phone for long perhaps I even thought I deleted it.

Contradictory

terrence12:


Well according to current statistics the female population watch pornography just as much as the guys.
Moreover you have to learn the art of love making, and what better way to learn the global best practices 😂 if not from professionals.

with the way girls are joining hookup, porn is an essential learning tool