1. Have a rich parents/families
2. Be a fine girl (post your face on snaps and porn pix regularity or open only fans to catch page)
3. For guys enter street and keep your ten toes on guard.
4. For girls, learn how to bill with charisma.
5. For guys, learn football betting and learn how to roll double.
6. For girls, be godly and wait for that well to do man.
7. Both genders, do any job as long as money can pay Your bills.

8. Add yours

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The irony of all these write up is that you can be good at what you do and lack all these necessary features all you need is a platform to showcase your idea . If I’ve a company I won’t look at any of these just go straight to the point sell your idea if it’s good I’ll buy it simple. I speak for myself don’t know about others.

KingLennon:

There are many bills a man has to pay. We take risks in other to survive...

Find whatever pays your bill as long as it gives you peace to sleep at night... But never look down on any path another man chooses to follow.

In all, we all desire the same thing

Easier said than done.

nice

OmidheBlessing:




Find whatever pays your bill as long as it gives you peace to sleep at night... But never look down on any path another man chooses to follow.

In all, we all desire the same thing

I don't look down on anybody's path but if the path is not paying 6 figures, it's not a path. I try to teach people never to go broke...

OmidheBlessing:

Job hunting is a rite of passage that we all must go through at some point in our lives. Whether you're a fresh graduate or a seasoned professional, the process can be both exciting and nerve-wracking.

As a Nigerian, I know firsthand how challenging it can be to find a job in this country. But fear not! I've compiled some job search tips that are sure to make you laugh, and hopefully, help you land that dream job.

Start by networking

Networking is key when it comes to finding a job in Nigeria. You never know who might know someone who knows someone who is hiring. So, start by reaching out to your friends, family, and acquaintances. But be warned, some people can be very creative with their job suggestions. I once had a distant relative suggest I become a professional crier at funerals because I was "always so good at crying".

Customize your resume and cover letter

When applying for jobs, it's important to tailor your resume and cover letter to the specific job you're applying for.
Your resume and cover letter should contain skills that are related to the job you are applying for.

However, some people take this advice to the extreme. I once knew a guy who applied for a job at a tech company and decided to use binary code as his resume. Your guess is as good as what happened.

Dress to impress

When going for an interview, it's important to dress professionally no matter the position you are applying for but don’t dress to kill like my friend who took this advice a little too literally and showed up in a full-on suit of armor. Needless to say, he didn't get the job.

Research the company

Before going for an interview, it's important to do your research on the company. During the interview when you chipped in things you already know about the company, it shows you are interested in the company even as an outsider.
But be careful not to take it too far like Danny Boy, who did so much research on the company that he started talking about the CEO's favorite color during the interview. He came off as a stalker, not like someone interested in the company.

Follow up

After an interview, it's important to follow up with the company. Not many people do this. Many a time we would rather choose to wait and accept that the company calls us first. But be careful not to come across as too eager. I once knew a girl who called the company every day for a week after her interview. Needless to say, the secretary has to ban her line from reaching through the office.

Be confident

Confidence is key when it comes to job hunting. Interviewers are looking to employ outspoken, firm yet polite team members. Therefore, during an interview, you should show confidence in the way you interact, maintain eye contact and show confidence even in how you sit and shake hands.
However, don't be like my friend who took this advice to the extreme and started doing push-ups during his interview to show off his strength.

Practice your elevator pitch

When networking or at career fairs, it's important to have a concise elevator pitch to introduce yourself and your skills. Knowing how to introduce yourself and your set of skills can make all the difference to whoever is listening, who knows that might just be your unique selling point.
But be careful not to ramble on like my friend who practiced her pitch in an actual elevator, but didn't realize she was stuck in there with the same person for 10 floors.

Be mindful of your social media presence

Employers nowadays often check the social media profiles of job applicants. So, be sure to clean up any questionable posts or photos. Don't be like someone I once read about who in the past had an/posted an ‘opinion’ which is against what the company stands for or a guy who forgot to take down his high school prom photos, complete with a questionable hairstyle and tuxedo.

Be prepared for unexpected interview questions

Interviewers often ask unexpected questions to assess a candidate's critical thinking and problem-solving skills. But be careful not to answer too honestly like my friend who was asked, "If you were a vegetable, what would you be?" and replied, "A potato, because I'm versatile and can be mashed or fried."

Practice good communication skills

Good communication skills are important in any job, especially during the interview phase. It will be considered a lucrative investment if you invest in your communication skills, especially in formal and corporate settings.
But be careful not to overshare personal details like my friend who went on a long tangent about his digestive issues and how he has a knack for farting in unusual places.

Stay positive

Job hunting can be a long and frustrating process, but it's important to stay positive calm, and self-controlled.
Don't be like a guy in a story told to be my friend who went to an interview in a bad mood and accidentally insulated the interviewers.

Take rejection with grace

Job hunting can be tough, and rejection is a part of the process. Know that the fact that you got called for an interview does not automatically mean employment. The expectation is not always at par with reality. And it doesn’t always mean you are the best candidate.
Take rejection well and remain positive.
But don't be like the guy who stormed out of the interview when he found out the salary was lower than he expected.

In conclusion, job hunting in Nigeria can be serious and stressful but with the right attitude and a good sense of humor, you can make it through. Just remember to network, customize your resume and cover letter, dress professionally, research the company, follow up, be confident, practice your elevator pitch, be mindful of your social media presence, be prepared for unexpected interview questions, practice good communication skills, stay positive and take rejection with grace.
Who knows, maybe one day you'll be able to look back and laugh at all the absurdities of your job search journey.
And if all else fails, just remember that there's always a career in professional mourning.


The article was originally written by

Omidhe Blessing

Writer, Speaker, Career Coach & Branding Expert

What re we using your picture for?

KingLennon:

I don't look down on anybody's path but if the path is not paying 6 figures, it's not a path. I try to teach people never to go broke...

Understand you... Going broke is not bad, but staying broke...

INDUSTRIALFAN:
What re we using your picture for?

I am the brand for my coaching business... When you think of me, you think of my brand


But you didn't have to quote the whole article

OmidheBlessing:


Understand you... Going broke is not bad, but staying broke...

Do you have kids?

KingLennon:

Do you have kids?

Why did you ask?

Professorcplus:
1. Have a rich parents/families
2. Be a fine girl (post your face on snaps and porn pix regularity or open only fans to catch page)
3. For guys enter street and keep your ten toes on guard.
4. For girls, learn how to bill with charisma.
5. For guys, learn football betting and learn how to roll double.
6. For girls, be godly and wait for that well to do man.
7. Both genders, do any job as long as money can pay Your bills.

8. Add yours

Can you tell your kids this ?

Talk is cheap in NIGERIA

OmidheBlessing:

Job hunting is a rite of passage that we all must go through at some point in our lives. Whether you're a fresh graduate or a seasoned professional, the process can be both exciting and nerve-wracking.

As a Nigerian, I know firsthand how challenging it can be to find a job in this country. But fear not! I've compiled some job search tips that are sure to make you laugh, and hopefully, help you land that dream job.

Start by networking

Networking is key when it comes to finding a job in Nigeria. You never know who might know someone who knows someone who is hiring. So, start by reaching out to your friends, family, and acquaintances. But be warned, some people can be very creative with their job suggestions. I once had a distant relative suggest I become a professional crier at funerals because I was "always so good at crying".

Customize your resume and cover letter

When applying for jobs, it's important to tailor your resume and cover letter to the specific job you're applying for.
Your resume and cover letter should contain skills that are related to the job you are applying for.

However, some people take this advice to the extreme. I once knew a guy who applied for a job at a tech company and decided to use binary code as his resume. Your guess is as good as what happened.

Dress to impress

When going for an interview, it's important to dress professionally no matter the position you are applying for but don’t dress to kill like my friend who took this advice a little too literally and showed up in a full-on suit of armor. Needless to say, he didn't get the job.

Research the company

Before going for an interview, it's important to do your research on the company. During the interview when you chipped in things you already know about the company, it shows you are interested in the company even as an outsider.
But be careful not to take it too far like Danny Boy, who did so much research on the company that he started talking about the CEO's favorite color during the interview. He came off as a stalker, not like someone interested in the company.

Follow up

After an interview, it's important to follow up with the company. Not many people do this. Many a time we would rather choose to wait and accept that the company calls us first. But be careful not to come across as too eager. I once knew a girl who called the company every day for a week after her interview. Needless to say, the secretary has to ban her line from reaching through the office.

Be confident

Confidence is key when it comes to job hunting. Interviewers are looking to employ outspoken, firm yet polite team members. Therefore, during an interview, you should show confidence in the way you interact, maintain eye contact and show confidence even in how you sit and shake hands.
However, don't be like my friend who took this advice to the extreme and started doing push-ups during his interview to show off his strength.

Practice your elevator pitch

When networking or at career fairs, it's important to have a concise elevator pitch to introduce yourself and your skills. Knowing how to introduce yourself and your set of skills can make all the difference to whoever is listening, who knows that might just be your unique selling point.
But be careful not to ramble on like my friend who practiced her pitch in an actual elevator, but didn't realize she was stuck in there with the same person for 10 floors.

Be mindful of your social media presence

Employers nowadays often check the social media profiles of job applicants. So, be sure to clean up any questionable posts or photos. Don't be like someone I once read about who in the past had an/posted an ‘opinion’ which is against what the company stands for or a guy who forgot to take down his high school prom photos, complete with a questionable hairstyle and tuxedo.

Be prepared for unexpected interview questions

Interviewers often ask unexpected questions to assess a candidate's critical thinking and problem-solving skills. But be careful not to answer too honestly like my friend who was asked, "If you were a vegetable, what would you be?" and replied, "A potato, because I'm versatile and can be mashed or fried."

Practice good communication skills

Good communication skills are important in any job, especially during the interview phase. It will be considered a lucrative investment if you invest in your communication skills, especially in formal and corporate settings.
But be careful not to overshare personal details like my friend who went on a long tangent about his digestive issues and how he has a knack for farting in unusual places.

Stay positive

Job hunting can be a long and frustrating process, but it's important to stay positive calm, and self-controlled.
Don't be like a guy in a story told to be my friend who went to an interview in a bad mood and accidentally insulated the interviewers.

Take rejection with grace

Job hunting can be tough, and rejection is a part of the process. Know that the fact that you got called for an interview does not automatically mean employment. The expectation is not always at par with reality. And it doesn’t always mean you are the best candidate.
Take rejection well and remain positive.
But don't be like the guy who stormed out of the interview when he found out the salary was lower than he expected.

In conclusion, job hunting in Nigeria can be serious and stressful but with the right attitude and a good sense of humor, you can make it through. Just remember to network, customize your resume and cover letter, dress professionally, research the company, follow up, be confident, practice your elevator pitch, be mindful of your social media presence, be prepared for unexpected interview questions, practice good communication skills, stay positive and take rejection with grace.
Who knows, maybe one day you'll be able to look back and laugh at all the absurdities of your job search journey.
And if all else fails, just remember that there's always a career in professional mourning.


The article was originally written by

Omidhe Blessing

Writer, Speaker, Career Coach & Branding Expert

Very intelligent and beautiful lady I must say.

Wear quality Corperate shirts for interviews

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OmidheBlessing Thank you for this it's really inspiring and educative. Many have lose their dream jobs because of lack of knowledge like this.

Meddymeddy:
OmidheBlessing Thank you for this it's really inspiring and educative. Many have lose their dream jobs because of lack of knowledge like this.

Thank you, people, like you give people like us faith to continue

BigDawsNet:
Hmm

After youth services... don't expect much... if you get a job.. you are very lucky...

2 best option

Starting learning skills.. Digital or hardware
Apply for a less paying job for survival...

You will get frustrated but you are a Nigerians... you will survive...

Las las you will get a better job someday

you are a wise man, bro, skill is just the best.

When I was in Nigeria, I learned copywriting, and later on, I ventured into web development and design...these skills helped me in Nigeria and eventually when I migrated to the United States.

To me, learning a digital skill is just the best.

Mummyimbecile:
you are a wise man, bro, skill is just the best.

When I was in Nigeria, I learned copywriting, and later on, I ventured into web development and design...these skills helped me in Nigeria and eventually when I migrated to the United States.

To me, learning a digital skill is just the best.

Yes oh.. Your digital skills will put you in front in northern America

Unfortunately the Nigerian job scene is usually a charade where firms put up a show of following procedures when in reality those to be employed are already on the books.

In summary
Know somebody that knows somebody in high position...
With strong influence. The rest is story

OmidheBlessing:

Job hunting is a rite of passage that we all must go through at some point in our lives. Whether you're a fresh graduate or a seasoned professional, the process can be both exciting and nerve-wracking.

As a Nigerian, I know firsthand how challenging it can be to find a job in this country. But fear not! I've compiled some job search tips that are sure to make you laugh, and hopefully, help you land that dream job.

Start by networking

Networking is key when it comes to finding a job in Nigeria. You never know who might know someone who knows someone who is hiring. So, start by reaching out to your friends, family, and acquaintances. But be warned, some people can be very creative with their job suggestions. I once had a distant relative suggest I become a professional crier at funerals because I was "always so good at crying".

Customize your resume and cover letter

When applying for jobs, it's important to tailor your resume and cover letter to the specific job you're applying for.
Your resume and cover letter should contain skills that are related to the job you are applying for.

However, some people take this advice to the extreme. I once knew a guy who applied for a job at a tech company and decided to use binary code as his resume. Your guess is as good as what happened.

Dress to impress

When going for an interview, it's important to dress professionally no matter the position you are applying for but don’t dress to kill like my friend who took this advice a little too literally and showed up in a full-on suit of armor. Needless to say, he didn't get the job.

Research the company

Before going for an interview, it's important to do your research on the company. During the interview when you chipped in things you already know about the company, it shows you are interested in the company even as an outsider.
But be careful not to take it too far like Danny Boy, who did so much research on the company that he started talking about the CEO's favorite color during the interview. He came off as a stalker, not like someone interested in the company.

Follow up

After an interview, it's important to follow up with the company. Not many people do this. Many a time we would rather choose to wait and accept that the company calls us first. But be careful not to come across as too eager. I once knew a girl who called the company every day for a week after her interview. Needless to say, the secretary has to ban her line from reaching through the office.

Be confident

Confidence is key when it comes to job hunting. Interviewers are looking to employ outspoken, firm yet polite team members. Therefore, during an interview, you should show confidence in the way you interact, maintain eye contact and show confidence even in how you sit and shake hands.
However, don't be like my friend who took this advice to the extreme and started doing push-ups during his interview to show off his strength.

Practice your elevator pitch

When networking or at career fairs, it's important to have a concise elevator pitch to introduce yourself and your skills. Knowing how to introduce yourself and your set of skills can make all the difference to whoever is listening, who knows that might just be your unique selling point.
But be careful not to ramble on like my friend who practiced her pitch in an actual elevator, but didn't realize she was stuck in there with the same person for 10 floors.

Be mindful of your social media presence

Employers nowadays often check the social media profiles of job applicants. So, be sure to clean up any questionable posts or photos. Don't be like someone I once read about who in the past had an/posted an ‘opinion’ which is against what the company stands for or a guy who forgot to take down his high school prom photos, complete with a questionable hairstyle and tuxedo.

Be prepared for unexpected interview questions

Interviewers often ask unexpected questions to assess a candidate's critical thinking and problem-solving skills. But be careful not to answer too honestly like my friend who was asked, "If you were a vegetable, what would you be?" and replied, "A potato, because I'm versatile and can be mashed or fried."

Practice good communication skills

Good communication skills are important in any job, especially during the interview phase. It will be considered a lucrative investment if you invest in your communication skills, especially in formal and corporate settings.
But be careful not to overshare personal details like my friend who went on a long tangent about his digestive issues and how he has a knack for farting in unusual places.

Stay positive

Job hunting can be a long and frustrating process, but it's important to stay positive calm, and self-controlled.
Don't be like a guy in a story told to be my friend who went to an interview in a bad mood and accidentally insulated the interviewers.

Take rejection with grace

Job hunting can be tough, and rejection is a part of the process. Know that the fact that you got called for an interview does not automatically mean employment. The expectation is not always at par with reality. And it doesn’t always mean you are the best candidate.
Take rejection well and remain positive.
But don't be like the guy who stormed out of the interview when he found out the salary was lower than he expected.

In conclusion, job hunting in Nigeria can be serious and stressful but with the right attitude and a good sense of humor, you can make it through. Just remember to network, customize your resume and cover letter, dress professionally, research the company, follow up, be confident, practice your elevator pitch, be mindful of your social media presence, be prepared for unexpected interview questions, practice good communication skills, stay positive and take rejection with grace.
Who knows, maybe one day you'll be able to look back and laugh at all the absurdities of your job search journey.
And if all else fails, just remember that there's always a career in professional mourning.


The article was originally written by

Omidhe Blessing

Writer, Speaker, Career Coach & Branding Expert

Great writeup. I love the way you rounded off each point with a story. Let's connect on LinkedIn

Nice humorous article 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏

Hmmm

OmidheBlessing:



Why did you ask?

It's a simple question...

OmidheBlessing:



Why did you ask?

It's a simple question...

KingLennon:

It's a simple question...

Mine is also a simple question