Stole my dad's $100 bill as a kid while growing up and gave it to wan yeye uncle like that in the neighbour-hood.
Uncle asked me to steal frm my parent in other for me to prove that i have now joined the league of bigboys in the neighbour-hood. Mind you, i only did that as a naive kid.

Dad returned frm work nd noticed that his money ain't complete, he couldn't suspect me because i was looking too small nd innocent to hav done that.
My parents started suspecting my elder siblings (male nd female). Til date no one knows i was responsible for that.
Lol i knw say i don cast myself coz my wife is on nairaland, make she no go tell her father in-law.

Uncle musa i hope say u never change that money sha?
So let's hear from u guys

Mynd44
Nlfpmod
Dominique front page plss

I was 12 when I started pressing our neighbor's daughters bress under the staircase. That one follow for offence?

Zonefree:
I was 12 when I started pressing our neighbor's daughters bress under the staircase. That one follow for offence?

Oga boss

Took my pops service handgun and was performing sledgehammer stunt.. and it was loaded but on safety.. didn't know how dangerous it was till I actually reminisced about this in my secondary school days

Zonefree:
I was 12 when I started pressing our neighbor's daughters bress under the staircase. That one follow for offence?

Lol dis wan na criminal offence we the call am.


I hail oo

I smoked some of the most powerful weed known to man before sitting for an English Language exam in which I amazingly earned an A grade.

vastolord4:
Took my pops service handgun and was performing sledgehammer stunt.. and it was loaded but on safety.. didn't know how dangerous it was till I actually reminisced about this in my secondary school days

Woow, but y ur dad come drop gun for una reach now?

Jakumo:
I smoked some of the most powerful weed known to man before sitting for an English Language exam in which I amazingly earned an A grade.

Consuming the innocent leaf is never an offence.

LeeSmart:

Woow, but y ur dad come drop gun for una reach now?

Lol.. happend in 95 or 96, came back from work and headed straight to the bathroom leaving his belt on his bed. Heard fad was back and went to his room to welcome him only to see the gun and a wild grind appeared on my face.. sledgehammer straight.. trust me, the story isn't complete.. I was beaten like I used the gun for robbery

Jakumo:
I smoked some of the most powerful weed known to man before sitting for an English Language exam in which I amazingly earned an A grade.

Chisos!! as a kid?

vastolord4:

Lol.. happend in 95 or 96, came back from work and headed straight to the bathroom leaving his belt on his bed. Heard fad was back and went to his room to welcome him only to see the gun and a wild grind appeared on my face.. sledgehammer straight.. trust me, the story isn't complete.. I was beaten like I used the gun for robbery

Hahahaha

Lol.. Well this is a faceless forum... When I was around 9 or 10, I mistaken held my mum's young brother's di*k from his boxers... I didn't know what it was.. I just grabbed it while he was sleeping in the parlor one afternoon... Coz it was just shooting up from his boxers.... He woke up immediately and shouted at me... He was thinking I want to molest him while innocent me was thinking he was hiding something there ... That weekend he left the house. .. Ever since, he hasn't slept over at our place...
He is married now with kids, but till we both die, it's a secret only both of us knows..
And he still my best uncle till date... His only daughter is my namesake

LeeSmart:


Uncle musa i hope say u never change that money sha?

😂😂😂Clown.

Nice try popo

Me and a friend used to peep at a pretty light-skinned lady while she took her bath she used to live in our face me I face you appartment that year

At 8 or 9 I humped my pillow so many times. Was never caught.

I used to make my friends do immoral perv shit and make them describe it to me afterwards.
I was 9 I once told my friend to look at his mom take a bath threatening to stop playing with him if he didn't do it the idiot did it lol

I used to finger another one of my friends (Raimot)whenever she came to watch TV in our one room I was 11 years old

I fingered another friend of mine Esther,i was really really young cant remember the exact year we did she had sickel cell

I was a sick child😁

Nia69:
Clown.

Anything wey go mak me see that man, e go pay oo

When I was 7 had a playmate was always Hot,asked I do it with her, couldn't cus prick never begin stand, didn't understand such things then till she moved
She dey UK now Still single
Now if I catch her eh her Toto go hear am

Reex12:
When I was 7 had a playmate who peaked puberty and was always Hot,asked I do it with her, I saw her Toto tire couldn't do shit cus prick never begin stand, didn't understand such things then till she moved
She dey UK now sha Still single
Now if I catch her eh her Toto go hear am

Good man. Trace her to Stoke Newington or to Pekham and proceed to shine that congo with reckless abandon before reporting back here with your findings so that the Panel of Experts can grade your performance accordingly.

Lots of peeps will come here to Blow LIES in this thread.

Anyways, When I was 14, my Landlord's Daughter was known to be very LAZY.
She did NOT know how to Sweep, wash plates and clothes.

So one day, She called me to her bathroom, to Help her wash Pants and Bra. 😒

So I assisted her with my Hands and my Erect GBOLA, too.

cactusJack:
I used to make my friends do immoral perv shit and make them describe it to me afterwards.
I was 9 I once told my friend to look at his mom take a bath threatening to stop playing with him if he didn't do it the idiot did it lol

I used to finger another one of my friends (Raimot)whenever she came to watch TV in our one room I was 11 years old

I fingered another friend of mine Esther,i was really really young cant remember the exact year we did she had sickel cell
I was a sick child

And u go wan make heaven like dis?

Believe i was 8 or 9 then. Found a lighter, was fascinated by it. Burnt a couple of leaves and papers but it was not enough. Went to the next compound to get something but they weren't around. Got carried away playing with my lighter and started trying to light the grass on their fine, well cut lawn on fire. Unfortunately the fire started spreading and i ran away. It burnt the entire lawn in front of their house and the area was wide. Everywhere was black. They were even lucky their house did not catch fire. No one knows i did it till today. Thinking back sef, i did a lot of callous evil shit.

Nia69:
At 8 or 9 I humped my pillow so many times. Was never caught.

What prompted u to start doing that or what did u feel u were doing cause that's a very young and innocent age.

LeeSmart:

And u go wan make heaven like dis?

I was like 11 years and downwards wayyy before puberty seff so it doesn't count 😂

Lucifyre:


What prompted u to start doing that or what did u feel u were doing cause that's a very young and innocent age.

I discovered my clit was a pleasure spot around that time. I felt I was making myself happy. I stopped it before I got into secondary school and started again after secondary school, lol.

vastolord4:

Lol.. happend in 95 or 96, came back from work and headed straight to the bathroom leaving his belt on his bed. Heard fad was back and went to his room to welcome him only to see the gun and a wild grind appeared on my face.. sledgehammer straight.. trust me, the story isn't complete.. I was beaten like I used the gun for robbery

😂😂😂😂😂
The milk at home always finished first 😂😂
But na house help them dey always suspect.
😂😂God forgive me oo.😂😂

Lol choko thread..

I fvcked my friend's girlfriend.

When i was in boarding school, we had this wicked sp, so one day my friend and i skipped a school function and sneak back into the hostel and went to sp room where he hanged his clothes and stole the hangers and threw all his clothes in the dirt. The whole school was punished and the hangers were never found.

My senior roommate got a test too. I took his white towel which he loved so much and soaked it in a 4 days old dirty water.

LeeSmart:

Woow, but y ur dad come drop gun for una reach now?

Why you dey ask

Mom bought Kolo for i and my siblings to save for Christmas
When the kolo was opened lol nothing been Dey inside
Lol
I did plenty evil as a kid my mom eventually had to send me to live with her brother that one returned me after 3 months
I came back and bashed my dads car into a jeep that was for sale

The problem was I always Said I was the one when asked so they got tired