Lie is an abormination in the sight of the lord but also a savior in times of trouble.
all my life i have met just only one person i can really say i believe does not lie, she is very upright in her doings, i have known her for many years and has passed all the tests i have thrown her way.

some people rarely lie except for defensive purposes.
while some people lie as easily as they breath, like these kind people do not even think or practice their lies before talking, they just open thir mouth and the lies will just be coming out perfectly that an even an angel will need some investigations before they can even discover an atom of lie in it.

you can lie to escape trooubles, fight, poverty etc but some people lie too unnecessarily and it's annoying.
there was this time one kind yeye lie nearly cost me a job.
so i was working at this private uni in benin and i needed to travel for a very important stuff but i didn't want my boss to know i was travelling.
on a tuesday morning, i called him and told him i lost my dad in the village that i won't be coming to work for that day, my boss sympathised with me on phone an gave me the go ahead not to come to work, so i travelled that day.

in the evening, my boss came with four other ederly men from our office to commiserate with my family at home, but kasala bust when they met my 'late dad' at home, baba just kack dey watch television.
sympathisers shock to see 'dead man dey watch news o o boy.
they explained everything to dad , old man wey no wan use ear hear death, baba even first give the sympathisers better wahala instanta, 'so una don plan with that witch pikin to kill me abi, una don try am for spiritual e no work so una don come for physical''

unto ederly men package they were able to sort themselves and and they are all the same tribe and from the same neighborhood.
the next day, i went to office, i apologised to my boss and told him i actually lied, he even was calm with me which so unlike him.

***this man isnt my biological dad, i dont have one and i have always told my boss before this incident that that man isnt my biological dad but i never knew he didnt take note.

**kokorokoman**

that buhari twill some solve Nigerian problem immediately he assume office

Back in school I lied about being sick just
To make an excuse
Only for the sickness to truly ome upon me that day

I almost kicked the bucket

From that moment till this day and more to come, I try not to make excuses anymore and above all using my health NOP

Dat Me and Seun were Classmates in primary school
and he used to Spy from my work during Exams.

OP, I Just Did now. 😏😒

jaeyking:
Back in school I lied about being sick just
To make an excuse
Only for the sickness to truly ome upon me that day

I almost kicked the bucket

From that moment till this day and more to come, I try not to make excuses anymore and above all using my health NOP

dont you think it was just a mere coincidence?

Back in varsity when I paid a medical doctor to create a sick note for me just because I wasn't prepared for a test...

The doctor told me that in order for everything to seem legit, he had to open a file for me and make it seem like I was indeed sick because some of the lecturers would call them to verify the legitimacy of the sick notes that students give to them.

I submitted the sick note the following day, two days later, the lecturer called me and asked that I come to the office ASAP.. Upon getting to his office, I found three other students.. So the lecturer started interrogating us about our sick notes, apparently the four of us happened to have went to the same clinic on the same day, so the he suspected that we planned the whole thing.

The lecturer then called the clinic in our presence to make inquiries... When he asked about the first student, the receptionist made some inquiries within the clinic and discovered that there was no history of the student ever coming to the clinic.

After he was done discussing with the receptionist, he ended the call and started expressing his disappointment with the student and he dismissed his application for a sick test... I think the doctor that created the guy's sick note didn't open a file for him, hence there was no history of him coming to the clinic, I don't know... The lecturer then gave the three of us a chance to come clean before he makes the call again, I was panicking, but I didn't want him to see that I was panicking because he's a lawyer and lawyers are very good at reading people.. ... I stood my ground and told him that I was sick on the day of the test, the three of us stood our ground and told the lecturer to make the call to the clinic once again.

This time he called and no one answered, it only raised his suspicion even more... He eventually let us go, but told us that he's not going to let the matter go until he confirmed with the clinic that we indeed came for consultations on the day we were supposed to write a test.

The clinic eventually did confirmed with him that the three of us did came for consultations on the same day, but at different times... I wrote the sick test and got an A...

Samantha124:
Back in varsity when I paid a medical doctor to create a sick note for me just because I wasn't prepared for a test...

The doctor told me that in order for everything to seem legit, he had to open a file for me and make it seem like I was indeed sick because some of the lecturers would call them to verify the legitimacy of the sick notes that students give to them.

I submitted the sick note the following day, two days later, the lecturer called me and asked that I come to the office ASAP.. Upon getting to his office, I found three other students.. So the lecturer started interrogating us about our sick notes, apparently the four of us happened to have went to the same clinic on the same day, so the he suspected that we planned the whole thing.

The lecturer then called the clinic in our presence to make inquiries... When he asked about the first student, the receptionist made some inquiries within the clinic and discovered that there was no history of the student ever coming to the clinic.

After he was done discussing with the receptionist, he ended the call and started expressing his disappointment with the student and he dismissed his application for a sick test... I think the doctor that created the guy's sick note didn't open a file for him, hence there was no history of him coming to the clinic, I don't know... The lecturer then gave the three of us a chance to come clean before he makes the call again, I was panicking, but I didn't want him to see that I was panicking because he's a lawyer and lawyers are very good at reading people.. ... I stood my ground and told him that I was sick on the day of the test, the three of us stood our ground and told the lecturer to make the call to the clinic once again.

This time he called and no one answered, it only raised his suspicion even more... He eventually let us go, but told us that he's not going to let the matter go until he confirmed with the clinic that we indeed came for consultations on the day we were supposed to write a test.

The clinic eventually did confirmed with him that the three of us did came for consultations on the same day, but at different times... I wrote the sick test and got an A...

wahala, are you south african please ?

Yes, I am..

kokorokoman:
wahala, are you south african please ?

kokorokoman:
dont you think it was just a mere coincidence?

It could be a mere coincidence
But I don't want to witnes such again

Cuz that day was hell

Telling friends and family members I'm fine.

Samantha124:
Yes, I am..

nice sis, looking forward to visiting someday.

Samantha124:
Yes, I am..

Make I shoot my shot

Samantha124:
Yes, I am..

Southy women and big ass.

Mine isn't big...

Negroid001:

Southy women and big ass.

Samantha124:
Mine isn't big...

Maybe you're not 100% southy. Do you base there also?

Yes.

Negroid001:

Maybe you're not 100% southy. Do you base there also?

Samantha124:
Yes.

Oh cool.
Most of us here are from Nigeria. You're doing well!
What do you like about Naija men?

Honestly speaking, I don't pay much attention to Nigerian men, so I can't say.

But I love some of their music...

Negroid001:

Oh cool.
Most of us here are from Nigeria. You're doing well!
What do you like about Naija men?

Samantha124:
Honestly speaking, I don't pay much attention to Nigerian men, so I can't say.

But I love some of their music...

I see.
Is it true South African men don't work?

Based on your common sense, do you think it's true?

Negroid001:

I see.
Is it true South African men don't work?

Samantha124:
Based on your common sense, do you think it's true?

Dunno. Don't live there, never been there. That's why I'm asking you.

Based on your common sense, is it true?

Are you telling me that you can't use your common sense?

Because some questions just require common sense, nothing else.

Is our president a woman?

Negroid001:

Dunno. Don't live there, never been there. That's why I'm asking you.

Based on your common sense, is it true?

Samantha124:
Are you telling me that you can't use your common sense?

Because some questions just require common sense, nothing else.

Is our president a woman?

You're very dumb. Simple question yes or no. So much for the common sense.
I hope all southy babes are not like you sha. Oversabi piece of thrash.

Ahh! There he goes getting aggressive and using insults.

A typical Nigerian man.

It's not my fault that you can't use your common sense.

You're busy asking me senseless questions like you're still a primary kid with a low IQ.... Grow up man... You should know better than this.

Negroid001:


You're very dumb. Simple question yes or no. So much for the common sense.
I hope all southy babes are not like you sha. Oversabi piece of thrash.

Samantha124:
Ahh! There he goes getting aggressive and using insults.

A typical Nigerian man.

It's not my fault that you can't use your common sense.

You're busy asking me senseless questions like you're still a primary kid with a low IQ.... Grow up man... You should know better than this.

E pain aunty .
Na you kuku start the attitude shi.
Mtcheew. Ugly she-goat.

How am I giving you attitude by telling you to use your common sense

I mean even in some exam papers we are told to answer some questions based on common sense.

Not only do you need to improve your IQ, but you also need to learn to use your common sense so that you can stop asking lame questions and sounding childish.

Negroid001:

E pain aunty .
Na you kuku start the attitude shi.
Mtcheew. Ugly she-goat.

Samantha124:
How am I giving you attitude by telling you to use your common sense

I mean even in some exam papers we are told to answer some questions based on common sense.

Not only do you need to improve your IQ, but you also need to learn to use your common sense so that you can stop asking lame questions and sounding childish.

Yen yen yen. I don't argue with women.
You're lesser beings.

So you're saying your mother is a lesser being?

Not only do you need to learn to use your common sense, you need to learn to have some respect.

How can you insult your mother like this? The same woman that brought you to this world

Negroid001:

Yen yen yen. I don't argue with women.
You're lesser beings.

Samantha124:
So you're saying your mother is a lesser being?

Not only do you need to learn to use your common sense, you need to learn to have some respect.

How can you insult your mother like this? The same woman that brought you to this world

My Mother has curtesy. Unlike you. Foul mouthed pig.

But you used generalization when you said women, meaning you also included your mother.

Not only do you need to learn to use your common sense and have some respect, now you also need to get your education all over again.. Wow, there are a lot of things that you still have to learn..

You just keep embarrassing yourself over and over again.😂😂😂

Negroid001:


My Mother has curtesy. Unlike you. Foul mouthed pig.

Samantha124:
But you used generalization when you said women, meaning you also included your mother.

Not only do you need to learn to use your common sense and have some respect, now you also need to get your education all over again.. Wow, there are a lot of things that you still have to learn..

You just keep embarrassing yourself over and over again.😂😂😂

E pain Aunty.

Samantha124:
But you used generalization when you said women, meaning you also included your mother.

Not only do you need to learn to use your common sense and have some respect, now you also need to get your education all over again.. Wow, there are a lot of things that you still have to learn..

You just keep embarrassing yourself over and over again.😂😂😂

Respect for who?
Name your price hoe. I fit pity you small.