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Re: My New Girl Wants Anal Sex by Jakumo(m): 6:43am On Jun 22, 2023
HellVictorinho6:
how do pornstars cope then? They do it often , and suffer nothing.

When victims of anal rupture earn their reward of becoming stinky adult diaper wearers, you can rest assured they will NOT be hired to display that horrifying condition as movie actors.

Anyone wishing to experience that disgusting, deeply embarrassing, and irreversible ailment should go ahead and embark on that journey of no return since I certainly could not care less about the fate that others inflict upon themselves under the misguidance of their own idiocy.
Re: My New Girl Wants Anal Sex by Candidlady: 6:55am On Jun 22, 2023
Jakumo:


When victims of anal rupture earn their reward of becoming stinky adult diaper wearers, you can rest assured they will NOT be hired to display that horrifying condition as movie actors.

Anyone wishing to experience that horrific, embarrassing, and irreversible ailment should go ahead and embark on that journey of no return since I certainly could not care less about the fate that others inflict upon themselves


Experience they say is the best teacher

Go on teacher please enlighten us based on your numerous experiences smiley

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Re: My New Girl Wants Anal Sex by HellVictorinho6(m): 7:32am On Jun 22, 2023
Jakumo:


When victims of anal rupture earn their reward of becoming stinky adult diaper wearers, you can rest assured they will NOT be hired to display that horrifying condition as movie actors.

Anyone wishing to experience that horrific, embarrassing, and irreversible ailment should go ahead and embark on that journey of no return since I certainly could not care less about the fate that others inflict upon themselves
then why are pornstars still doing it? undecided
Re: My New Girl Wants Anal Sex by HellVictorinho6(m): 7:39am On Jun 22, 2023
Candidlady:



Experience they say is the best teacher

Go on teacher please enlighten us based on your numerous experiences smiley
meaning?
Re: My New Girl Wants Anal Sex by Jakumo(m): 8:32am On Jun 22, 2023
Candidlady:



Experience they say is the best teacher

Go on teacher please enlighten us based on your numerous experiences smiley

You will be amazed to hear about a novel concept known as reading, whereby knowledge in a wide variety of subjects can be acquired without any personal experience in those subjects being necessary at all.

In the same way that I can expound on the dangers of intravenous heroin addiction, excessive alcohol consumption, and cigarette smoking, I can, by virtue of reading, also state with absolute certainty that anal penetration is a direct shortcut to AIDS infection and fecal incontinence.

Sank you pellow kwantiriman's and God breast Nigeria.

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Re: My New Girl Wants Anal Sex by Jakumo(m): 8:38am On Jun 22, 2023
HellVictorinho6:
then why are pornstars still doing it? undecided

Those sex movie actors who are yet to have their rectal orifices irreparably ruptured and caused to leak horribly malodourous feces and urine will certainly continue their careers until that point of no return is finally reached, whereafter they will be disengaged to go and die in agony.

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Re: My New Girl Wants Anal Sex by HellVictorinho6(m): 2:12pm On Jun 22, 2023
Jakumo:


Those sex movie actors who are yet to have their rectal orifices irreparably ruptured and caused to leak horribly malodourous feces and urine will certainly continue their careers until that point of no return is finally reached, whereafter they will be disengaged to go and die in agony.
does it mean they are addicted to it? Can u give examples of those left to die in agony?please, dont bash me 4 asking.
Re: My New Girl Wants Anal Sex by Finnese001: 3:57pm On Jun 22, 2023
Ezeeboiy:
next time do it in the toilet wen taking bath use soap to lubricate your dick


I'm not doing again sef, it's fucking overrated
Re: My New Girl Wants Anal Sex by Moniya4Real(m): 7:12pm On Jun 22, 2023
I was once told I had gay tendencies by my ex wife when she suggested we try anal. But I gladly consented but we never did it. But I can tell you I hate gays like a plague, meaning I do not and will never have gay tendencies. Bro, you can’t compare a woman’s backshot to a man’s naw, especially if the lady in question is naturally endowed behind.


brain54:
Na wah o…


I am conservative about anal.

Don’t think I will ever try it. What happened to the normal hole?

I haven’t finished exploring that one yet.

I never wild reach like that Abeg.


I dated a girl one time in kaduna a long time ago. She told me no sex before marriage. In fact she was a virgin- main door.

If I wanted sex I could use the back door. She wasn’t a virgin that side.

Front door was for her future husband. Who probably will never know/find out the back door was unhinged.

Needless to say I waka from the relationship as I am not that daring Abeg.

I think any male that can use the back door has gay tendencies.

But what do I even know?
Re: My New Girl Wants Anal Sex by LINSAR: 7:18pm On Jun 22, 2023
Jakumo:



No five minutes of unnatural penetration is worth ruining someone's water and solid waste disposal plumbing for the rest of their lives.

5 minutes?

I thought sex lasts more than that.

Ps: I have no experience in that regards. Na Xvideos dey carry me dey go where I no know.
Re: My New Girl Wants Anal Sex by Jakumo(m): 7:27pm On Jun 22, 2023
HellVictorinho6:
does it mean they are addicted to it? Can u give examples of those left to die in agony?please, dont bash me 4 asking.

Ignore medical science at your mortal peril.

https://www.uab.edu/news/people/item/6969-anal-sex-linked-to-increased-risk-of-incontinence-in-both-males-females
Re: My New Girl Wants Anal Sex by HellVictorinho6(m): 9:30pm On Jun 22, 2023
Jakumo:


Ignore medical science at your mortal peril.

https://www.uab.edu/news/people/item/6969-anal-sex-linked-to-increased-risk-of-incontinence-in-both-males-females
i have other things frustrating me tho, i aint into anal whatever. Sapa is even the greatest evil.
Re: My New Girl Wants Anal Sex by NewDea4: 12:45am On Jun 23, 2023
Re: My New Girl Wants Anal Sex by ayushiest(f): 5:00am On Jun 23, 2023
she needs to put in some prep work before you take her to brown town or you’re going to literally end up in the shit.
Re: My New Girl Wants Anal Sex by Gabreil2121(f): 6:30pm On Jun 23, 2023
Ezeeboiy:
it's sweet oo if u know how to do it
Hmmm I will try it

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