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Swedish Govt Officially Declares Sex As Competition, See How To Win by AliEzeOlu: 8:38pm On Jun 03, 2023
Sweden officially declared sex as a sport and is all set to host its first-ever sex competition next week. The people participating in the sex competition will engage in sex sessions which can go up to six hours daily. The winners of the sex competition will be decided by a panel of judges and the audience will also influence the final decisions.

The European Sex Championship which will start on 8 June and span over a period of six weeks with participants engaging in sexual activities from 45 minutes to 1 hour daily, depending upon the duration of their matches.

The report claims that the audience will also influence the decision of the sex competitions and will notice several aspects of the sexual activity. The final decision on the winners will be arrived at after considering the factors like the chemistry between the couple, knowledge about sex, endurance level, etc.

More points for knowledge of ‘Kamasutra’

Notably, the knowledge of ‘Kamasutra,’ the Sanskrit scripture on sex and eroticism, will also play a role in the decision making and the participants will get points on the basis of their knowledge regarding the knowledge of ‘Kamasutra.’

Moreover, the championship has encouraged people from different sexual orientations and affirms its respect for diversity. The organizers of the sex competition believe that sexual orientation can play a significant role in the competition and influence the outcome of the matches.

Expressing their excitement over the event, the organizers of the sex competition said that the incorporation of sexual orientation as a part of sporting tactics will be a groundbreaking development among European countries.

Social media is filled with diverse reactions from users over the announcement of sex competition with people supporting the move to remove the inhibitions related to sex while others have expressed skepticism.

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Re: Swedish Govt Officially Declares Sex As Competition, See How To Win by Westerhoffe(m): 8:42pm On Jun 03, 2023
Revelation 9 (KJV)
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²⁰ And the rest of the men which were not killed by these plagues yet repented not of the works of their hands, that they should not worship devils, and idols of gold, and silver, and brass, and stone, and of wood: which neither can see, nor hear, nor walk:
²¹ Neither repented they of their murders, nor of their sorceries, nor of their fornication, nor of their thefts.


The return of Sodom and Gomorrah.
We are at it.

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Re: Swedish Govt Officially Declares Sex As Competition, See How To Win by OJODEL10(m): 8:42pm On Jun 03, 2023
End time sport




here to read end time children comments
Re: Swedish Govt Officially Declares Sex As Competition, See How To Win by Ikennaford: 8:43pm On Jun 03, 2023
Lol, is kinda good, if sex becomes common and open, wankers will reduce, people will stop masturbatin, bur é sure me say that, some pussy ass niqqas will jerkoff openly
Re: Swedish Govt Officially Declares Sex As Competition, See How To Win by NoahHadNoArk: 8:45pm On Jun 03, 2023
Goodbye morality

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Re: Swedish Govt Officially Declares Sex As Competition, See How To Win by Sonnobax15(m): 8:46pm On Jun 03, 2023
grin
See government naaaaaaaa.... Government wey get the interest of their citizens for their hearts tongue.

But jokes apart,Mehnnnnnnn, africa dey learn for some kind madness wey these whites dey display sometimes shocked

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Re: Swedish Govt Officially Declares Sex As Competition, See How To Win by mrcelebrity1: 8:47pm On Jun 03, 2023
Best competition ever introduced .. God bless the Swedish govt.”
Re: Swedish Govt Officially Declares Sex As Competition, See How To Win by Toluwanise247(m): 8:51pm On Jun 03, 2023
God get the whole world in His hands
Re: Swedish Govt Officially Declares Sex As Competition, See How To Win by DabuIIIT: 8:52pm On Jun 03, 2023
Last days.

We surely are at the end time

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Re: Swedish Govt Officially Declares Sex As Competition, See How To Win by LikeAking: 9:11pm On Jun 03, 2023
Making Sense.
Re: Swedish Govt Officially Declares Sex As Competition, See How To Win by LikeAking: 9:13pm On Jun 03, 2023
Westerhoffe:
Revelation 9 (KJV)
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
²⁰ And the rest of the men which were not killed by these plagues yet repented not of the works of their hands, that they should not worship devils, and idols of gold, and silver, and brass, and stone, and of wood: which neither can see, nor hear, nor walk:
²¹ Neither repented they of their murders, nor of their sorceries, nor of their fornication, nor of their thefts.


The return of Sodom and Gomorrah.
We are at it.

Keep quiet!

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Re: Swedish Govt Officially Declares Sex As Competition, See How To Win by LikeAking: 9:14pm On Jun 03, 2023
Make Dem do like reality show..

Nice!
Re: Swedish Govt Officially Declares Sex As Competition, See How To Win by Manigie: 9:18pm On Jun 03, 2023
All these nairaland boys looking for sugar mummies and sex mates will be like, " Sweden here we come"

Meanwhile the devil looking for subtle ways to destroy man kpata kpata

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Re: Swedish Govt Officially Declares Sex As Competition, See How To Win by LeeSmart: 9:32pm On Jun 03, 2023
How i wan take renew my passport now cry cry cry
Re: Swedish Govt Officially Declares Sex As Competition, See How To Win by Westerhoffe(m): 9:39pm On Jun 03, 2023
LikeAking:


Keep quiet!


And why should I? undecided
In your puny mortal's eyes, you've commented…
Re: Swedish Govt Officially Declares Sex As Competition, See How To Win by Westerhoffe(m): 9:42pm On Jun 03, 2023
Manigie:
All these nairaland boys looking for sugar mummies and sex mates will be like, " Sweden here we come"

Meanwhile the devil looking for subtle ways to destroy man kpata kpata

Not everyone would be as wise as you are… one is already asking me to "keep quiet" like he has access to my "talking keyboards".

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Re: Swedish Govt Officially Declares Sex As Competition, See How To Win by imagrg(m): 9:56pm On Jun 03, 2023
Will it be played on Bet9ja?
Re: Swedish Govt Officially Declares Sex As Competition, See How To Win by IntelligentGoat: 11:09pm On Jun 03, 2023
grin
Imagine say Bobrisky na your opponent cheesy
Re: Swedish Govt Officially Declares Sex As Competition, See How To Win by GeneralPula: 11:27am On Jun 04, 2023
Huh

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