[size=16pt][center]KADARSHIAN AND ESU[/center][/size]

Kim Kadarshian got to Eko hotel feeling very tired. She had spent the whole day in a flight from California and she deservedly felt very tired. She got the number to her room from the counter and soon, she was in her room. It was a big spacious room with air condition and everything. She was supposed to perform with one of the Nigerian musicians the day after tomorrow and this made her to feel excited. She slept off for an hour before she decided to go and get something to eat. Slowly she climbed down the stairs until she got to the dinning room and she poured over her meal of Salad.
As she looked around the room, what struck her was the young black man that was sitting directly opposite her. He was strikingly handsome, the kind of handsomeness that one could not deny. As she looked at him, she wished he could come and talk to her and her prayers were answered when at last, he came to her. It was a friendly conversation and the two of them exchanged names and phone numbers. The man’s name was John Adeleke Esulaja. She could only pronounce the first name anyway as the other names were African and too difficult for her to pronounce.
She was even happy that he was in the next room opposite to her. The man was so handsome, funny and charismatic, that very night, she fell for him. In fact, she ended up in his room and they made love all night. She thoroughly enjoyed the way he held her and made passionate love to her. He made her feel like a woman and she loved being with him every minute. When they were tired, she lay in his arms and they talked till the following morning. “So how is America and everything”, he asked as he starred long and lovingly at her. “Well, America is nice, you know I am a model, nudist and video vixen”, she said while smiling at him. “Well, I am making love to one of the most famous and beautiful women in the world”, he said with a smile across his face. “Well, you are also the most handsome and charming man I have ever met”, she replied while kissing him.
The very next day, she did not go out of the hotel but rather, she spent most of the time with this young man she had known barely less than 24hrs ago. The musician she was supposed to perform with waited for her but she did not show up and when they called her, she explained to them she was tired and would not show up until evening time. They spent all the day in the room watching television and then when it was around 12 noon, it occurred to her to ask him his occupation. “Well….. I am a philosopher”, he said with a thoughtfull look in his eyes. “What do you mean by that, are you kind of like plato”, she asked with a surprising look in his eyes. “Well, you can call me an African philosopher, I mean, I philosophize for the African race and the human race as a whole”, he answered. “Well, how do you make a living”, she asked. “Don’t mind, I will tell you later”, he answered as she kissed him on the cheek.
The two lovers held each other tight and then made love for like 30 minutes before John turned to her and said “Why do you like nudism so much”. “Well, I don’t really know but nudism is my way of life”, she replied. They talked all day and then the next day, she attended to the main reason why she came to Nigeria which was to attend and perform in a musical concert and when the concert was over, she flew back to California in America.
On the way back to America on the plane, she felt a little guilty. She was married to Kayne West and she had then committed adultery but she relegated that to the background. Over the next few months, she spoke to John Adeleke Eshulaja on the phone and social media and she felt closer and closer to him. There was something irresistible about the young man’s charm, intelligence and handsomeness. In addition, he was a fantastic mathematician who could work any equation. They felt so close that she travelled a few months later to Nigeria to meet this man. John was a young man who worked in the Lagos civil service and lived alone in a small 3 room apartment in Ikeja, Lagos. The day she got to his house, she got to know him more.
His house was decorated with all forms of artworks. John was rather a “wicked” lover, he took her straight to his bed and made love to her. After sometime, he now said “now, I will reveal more of myself to you”. “Well go ahead”, she said excitedly as she sat on the bed. “Well, I am the philosopher of contradictions”, “what do you mean by that?”, Kim Kadarshian asked. At this point, he went to his wardrobe and brought out a red and black cap. In fact, the cap was red on one side and black on the other side. “This cap is to show that life is full of contradictions. You do not have to see things from only one point of view”. He said when pointing at her. “Is that all?”, she asked. “Well, there is more, I am also the philosopher of sex and progress. Sex and romance is a vision of progress. It shows the way forward”. “I can see that as you are good in bed”, Kim Kadarshian said with a smile across her face. “I am serious he said”. This time around, he went to his wardrobe and brought out a carving. It was a statue of a man with a big penis and he also had a cap with a big penis. He brandished it, showed it to her and said “I believe that the universe is sexual and man is master of his destiny. I also believe that you can change anything, even social conventions. In fact, you can make the sun to move round the earth and this phallus or penis is a symbol of progress”. “Well, that is rather interesting. John went on to regale her with different stories and philosophies.
His philosophy seemed modern and consistent to her. But there was one thing he told her during her 2 weeks with him that stunned her and she did not even believe at all. In his own words he said “I have been alive for 6000 years and I was originally in ancient Egypt where I was a king. I came down to Yoruba land and taught the people there Ifa and so they keep worshiping me and my philosophy. I am very old”, he told her. She did not believe him as she wondered how someone could live that long. She taught he was only joking and fooling around.