So I was walking in the chemistry building on campus when this old-er looking man with a well rounded tummy stops me. . .thinking he was a fellow Nigerian, I greeted him, adding "Sir" for emphasis. . .Until he started telling me he was from Congo, doing his Phd in chemistry and how he would like to see me more often. . . see me ke? I was speechless and about to burst out laughing. . .eventually I walked away, but not after letting him know I wasn't interested. . .


Any stories of when someone tried to chat you up? Please share. . .

u sound lyk dats d 1st tym sm1 ll chat u up

Lolz @ topic.

@Dyt. did u nt get d babe, she said d man was nt only an older man bt he also has "BIG BELLE"

op abeg i feel u. am jst imagining hw d man luks wif hiz big rounded tommy.

alosiby92:

So I was walking in the chemistry building on campus when this old-er looking man with a well rounded tummy stops me. . .thinking he was a fellow Nigerian, I greeted him, adding "Sir" for emphasis. . .Until he started telling me he was from Congo, doing his Phd in chemistry and how he would like to see me more often. . . see me ke? I was speechless and about to burst out laughing. . .eventually I walked away, but not after letting him know I wasn't interested. . .


Any stories of when someone tried to chat you up? Please share. . .

huh. Chat u up? Waz he a Mechanic?

Are males included in this or is it just for females?

alosiby92:

So I was walking in the chemistry building on campus when this old-er looking man with a well rounded tummy stops me. . .thinking he was a fellow Nigerian, I greeted him, adding "Sir" for emphasis. . .Until he started telling me he was from Congo, doing his Phd in chemistry and how he would like to see me more often. . . see me ke? I was speechless and about to burst out laughing. . .eventually I walked away, but not after letting him know I wasn't interested. . .


Any stories of when someone tried to chat you up? Please share. . .

Feel free to share any stories guys and girls are all welcome. . .

Omo men, when i was still in in Uni, like year 2 or 3 or so, while i was still learning the art of "chaiking" chics, na so i just approach this girl o, (after muscling the liver)ran my mouth well. I thought i was making head way. until after a point the girl's phone rang, and she spoke the words into her phone "I'm in engineering". the next thing, boyfriend pulls over in his tight ass camry (full spec, tinted windows, alloy spinning, gbedu blasing, oye pumping) door opens, girl hops in

bye she said

I was at this interview centre, waiting my turn to be interviewed. There was one white guy also waiting beside me and two pretty Indian receptionists.

They three of them started chatting and I was like; damn! Anti-social me‘. Next thing I know, the guy turned to my side trying to involve me. I was pleased as one Indian girl was eyeing me like she was in heat. She had this soft looking, well rounded behind, which I was already doing bad, bad things to in my mind. The guy’s next line was ‘my boyfriend…’ the way my leg shifted from beside his was pretty embarrassing as it was obvious it was borne out of disgust.

Congo !!! Sounds familiar - dont it'

Am a guy and i almost pissed me-self , when i heard - "he said he from CONGO"