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| Satan, . . Jesus Saves by surugede(m): 2:38pm On Sep 09, 2007 |
got this from somewhere, haveforgoten where. but just hope u find it apealing all thesame: Jesus and Satan have an argument as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they come to an agreement to hold a contest, with God the Father as the judge. They set themselves before their computers and begin. They are given the task, and began to type furiously, lines of code streaming up the screen for several hours straight. Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning strikes, taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces that the contest is over. He asks Satan to show what he has come up with. Satan indignantly protests, "I have nothing! I lost it all when the power went out." "Very well, then," says God, "let us see if Jesus fared any better."Jesus enters a command and the screen comes to life with a vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir pour forth from the speakers. Satan is astonished. He stutters, "B-b-but how? I lost everything, yet Jesus' program is intact! How did he do it?" God chuckles, "Satan, when are you going to learn , Jesus saves!" |
| Re: Satan, . . Jesus Saves by CrazyMan(m): 8:38pm On Sep 09, 2007 |
Nice  |
| Re: Satan, . . Jesus Saves by darfur(m): 9:34pm On Sep 09, 2007 |
this section is for jokes only. send this thread to religion section or erase it (as well as the moronic poster)  |
| Re: Satan, . . Jesus Saves by chizzy861: 9:34am On Sep 10, 2007 |
i love this so much. My jesus really saves.    Darfur wats wrong with wat he posted huh? |
| Re: Satan, . . Jesus Saves by Aiphie(f): 1:56pm On Sep 10, 2007 |
Very true, Jesus saves and it's funny too to think that satan wanted to compete with JESUS. darfur:@Darfur are you O.K? Cos I think u're suffering from a very dry sense of humour.  |
| Re: Satan, . . Jesus Saves by darfur(m): 3:23pm On Sep 10, 2007 |
chizzy 86: i'm so religious that i dont like the name of my God in a joke section. I dont take or mention his name in vain. b/c his name is holy and has no biz with jokes. thanx |
| Re: Satan, . . Jesus Saves by Aiphie(f): 4:08pm On Sep 10, 2007 |
OK. I for say. |
| Re: Satan, . . Jesus Saves by clemcykul(f): 2:43pm On Sep 11, 2007 |
darfur: now everybody in nairaland including SEUN nd KK ask urselfs AM I SAVED? IF ur not meet JESUS and be saved! Ilove u all but God loves u the more! |
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