Number 2 is trash talk

No matter how ghetto Lagos is, telling people not to respond to greetings make no sense. Not funny sorry.

Op, this is hilarious 😂

If u have ever stayed or lived in Mararaba in Abuja, then you will blend in just fine in Lagos, mararaba comprises of all this that I has mentioned here and even more 😂😂

I ones saw two girls fighting dirty at Mararaba Junction, one with a broke head and blood gushing out everywhere, unfortunate people that came to separate fight all lost their phones, wallet and even shoes in the process.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.

OmO Nah that hood I grow up before leaving there, we all the mad together, forget say I look gentle, when I come to mararaba to check on my people, I dress like a Yahoo boy and put my face cap backward, Nah so area boys go dey hail you, senior man, Abro my manchi your boys loyal oh, as them see say u self Nah rugged nigga dem no go fit obtain you, them go begin fams u.

Nah money to smoke igbo dem dey find, just give them #200 and they are ready to kill anyone on your command 😅😅😅😅

Werey OP..

On point.

Naso o.
If you can make it in Lagos, you can make it anywhere..
If you can drive in Lagos, you can drive anywhere in the world.

If you no wise for Lagos, you not fit wise anywhere else.

Proudly Agege boy fi life!

Computer Village!!!


SMH 🤦‍♂️

.Correct

AmotekunSW:


Do you know why Obaseki has not paid your mother's pension?
He is stealing Edo state blind and taking it to Lagos.

Keep calling Lagos a slum when you have no future.

AmotekunSW:


Do you know why Obaseki has not paid your mother's pension?
He is stealing Edo state blind and taking it to Lagos.

Keep calling Lagos a slum when you have no future.

that slawomir is ibo don't take him serious

Land of 95% abnormal people vs 5% normal people.

Hm

Omotaday:
Number 2 is trash talk

No matter how ghetto Lagos is, telling people not to respond to greetings make no sense. Not funny sorry.

Yeah, you may respond but it depends on the Area and the person greeting you.

Many unsuspecting peeps have lost valuables when attending to greetings from strangers.

When touts tried to arrange me at Eleko Beach, I just told em " Alaye, Fi le, Champion!! " Agege l'oga wa o".

and that was it.

Home of the the wise and the brave plus the rugged and smartest

Ikoyi/Obalende representative 🦍

You wey dey live for the slums of Ekpoma dey get liver fit talk about Lagos anyha...

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar
Hell no
Nobody wanna go to that overrated damnnn slum of a place

Not to talk of learning 17 things on how to survive

Rather learn 600 things on how to survive in abuja

Have been to lagos and Abuja as a Bini son

And I must confess lagos is nosiy and a shit hole

.

Keep jumping from thread to thread looking for lgbo topics with your more than twenty monickers ,while avoiding Fulani that has chased Yoruba out of ilorin.tribe of shameless cowards.useless Yoruba forum that had nothing to offer other than hate and sycophancy.[i][/i]

AmotekunSW:
Those economic refugees whose region is controlled by non-state actors will cram this thread.

They prefer to come to Lagos than go to heaven. Spits.

Na one boy for Ekpoma he be...no be even Bino boy wey we for dey say he try...

Josephkabila12:
that slawomir is ibo don't take him serious

Goodlyhrt:
Go PH you go know say Lagos dey play

How can you compare PH and Lagos, we are talking about normal rugged society.

Klington:
No. 18

Lagos: love her or leave her. She doesn't care. She'll keep gyrating to her beat and spitting out billionaires and and paupers without missing a step. She doesn't even know you've gone because many more are arriving on the night bus.

Whenever I am abroad I miss her. The dynamism, the life, the energy, the people.

Lagos.

Have you been to porthacourt

pendragonbladgo:

How can you compare PH and Lagos, we are talking about normal rugged society.

Ofemmanu1:


Yeah, you may respond but it depends on the Area and the person greeting you.

Many unsuspecting peeps have lost valuables when attending to greetings from strangers.

When touts tried to arrange me at Eleko Beach, I just told em " Alaye, Fi le, Champion!! " Agege l'oga wa o".

and that was it.

That’s the point. He should have specified that in his writing. Lagos is not limited to Agege and Ajegunle.

Icrave4u:
YOU WANT TO SURVIVE IN LAGOS: 17 Things you must not do.

1. On a bus, When you sit by the window. Never operate your phone, It will be snatched from your hand. This is a quintessential occurence in some surbuban parts of Lagos such as Agege and Mushin. In fact, anywhere in Lagos.

2. Whenever someone greets you on the road, Do not answer him or her especially when he approaches you from behind.

3. If you see people fighting, Mind your business!!. I repeat MIND YOUR BUSINESS!!

4. You must learn how to argue with a bus conductor, when he tries cheating you.
And please whenever you do. Please don't use Standard English. You must have had a good knowledge of Pidgin before you come to Lagos. If not I can teach you. 🤣

5. Walk with a known Nigerian, on the first weeks of your stay in Lagos. He'll show you the ropes or else you go suffer.

6. Whenever you're walking in a deserted area in Lagos. Walk like a gangster, not like a responsible person. If you do, Miscreants will feel you're defensive and wouldn't come close to you. Street sense ✌🤣

7. Anything you did not find on your head, Please don't pick it. (You understand what I mean).

8. When you're crossing the road. Turn into a Ronaldo. Cars come in massive droves. They won't hit you but you must learn how to dribble them. 🤣

9. When you want to buy soft drinks, Buy soft drinks from people hawking in the traffic. It is believed that the drinks taste sweeter than the ones bought from people in shops😅. Just a belief!!

10. When you see a large number of people running, don't wait or ask questions. Just run with them. RUN RUN RUN!!! Ask when it is safe!! Run o🤣

11. Never leave Lagos without taking a ride on Third Mainland Bridge. It is a sin😅

12. Don't dance to any music you hear, never stare or laugh at people. Don't speak to anyone in the bus until they speak to you first.

13. Whenever you walk in a crowded area, hold your phone firmly in your hand, not in your bag or pocket or else Sope oti lo.

14. Whenever you want to ask for Directions, say this. "Sorry, Please, Excuse me...then ask your question". It is compulsory to say all of them. Don't omit any. Everybody is angry in Nigeria.😂

15. It's often said that the number of people who are mentally normal in Lagos aren't up to 5. In essence, If a Lagosian teases you, don't take him serious. Just be cool to prevent issues. We're mád in this Lagos!!. I am the only nórmal person in my area.

16. There's one popular "Den of scámmers" in Lagos called Computer Village. It is the most popular place for buying and repairing electronic devices. But please and please open your eyes very well before you buy fufu package in a phone case of buy a swapped electronics.😁

17. And lastly LAGOS is a comedy centre, you will love the drama you will be seeing around.

Lagos, Its mix of tradition and modernity, combined with its rich culture and entrepreneurial spirit, makes it an exciting and attractive destination for people from all over the world. Lagos is very very fun and sweet once you understand the system. It's not a bad place to be, it's just a place to be SMART and WISE!!
EKO ILE OGBON!

Na thesame lagos wey I dey abi na another one?

These shits are strange to me

Talk true, he dey pain you!

The way wey Muslim igbos take dey grow for Enugu in the next 5 years dem go contest for governorship and once dem win... Na to turn Enugu to islamic state....

90dbest:
Keep jumping from thread to thread looking for lgbo topics with your more than twenty monickers ,while avoiding Fulani that has chased Yoruba out of ilorin.tribe of shameless cowards.useless Yoruba forum that had nothing to offer other than hate and sycophancy.[i][/i]

Lagos is overpopulated and too congested, whatever you do always endeavor you shine your eyes, if you act like a weakling they will take advantage of you especially those agberos/touts.

Another Den of scammers na Alaba international Market

My MAJOR advice to newcomers is DON'T PATRONISE HOOK UP/OLOSHO GIRLS! YOU WILL NOT SAVE/INVEST THE SMALL SALARY YOU EARN.

Alabarago na Den of dirtiness and robbery

PlayerMeji:
Talk true, he dey pain you!

The way wey Muslim igbos take dey grow for Enugu in the next 5 years dem go contest for governorship and once dem win... Na to turn Enugu to islamic state....

mad Muslim pig

90dbest:
Keep jumping from thread to thread looking for lgbo topics with your more than twenty monickers ,while avoiding Fulani that has chased Yoruba out of ilorin.tribe of shameless cowards.useless Yoruba forum that had nothing to offer other than hate and sycophancy.[i][/i]

Look at this useless slave. Go and untie your mother from the bondage of illiterate criminals tying her down like a pig every Monday.
Useless nonentity. Federal slave of Nigeria.

This was me some years backs. Even when I left I was yearning to go back at first because Kaduna life was boring to me then. Now i'm use to Kaduna style of life, and find lagos lifestyle stressful and life draining.

AmGreat1234:
What many people are passing through in Lagos is something else. The funny part of it all is that, average of the people suffering there would never want to relocate and try life elsewhere.

Why not relocate to Abj and live a sane quite life with reasonable, friendly and accommodating people?

Klington:
No. 18

yes I agreed with you, but why all Igbos in Nigeria are rushing in there everyday. Can't u people stayed in ur clean states and leave Lagos alone Bec it's u people that dirty Lagos for us . Stupid Biafra.