Pukkalolo:
Watching football ball alone in my crib is as boring as hell...I prefer watching football with other men because it makes the experience more fun. I think every guy can relate to that.

So I decided to go watch it at a viewing center closer to my place. Unfortunately, my club lost, so I angrily left the viewing center before the match was even over.

As I walked back home, I sighted this dark cute lady. Looking at her, I immediately guess she was a Muslim but I was not sure.

And for the records, I'm not a Muslim.

While she was walking confidently like a catwalk model, I was busy looking at her with my boombastic side eye and I was seriously debating with myself if I should go talk to her or not.

Before I knew it, she stopped a bike man. After negotiating price with the bike man, she climbed on the bike to sit down.

I decided I must talk to her before she move. How will I allow such a beauty get out of my sight just like that. I was comfortable with rejection, so I wasn't worried about getting negative reaction from her. I've conquered my fear of rejection long time ago.

As the bike man was about to zoom off, I said with an almost loud voice to the him, "Hey, wait!!!"

To my surprise, the okada man quickly stop; maybe he thought I knew the girl. He never knew I was only there to toast her. Lolz

When I got closer to them. I looked at the okada man and said, "give me a few seconds, I wanna talk to her."

The okada guy who was still trying to figure out what is going on just said, "Ok..." He had this hausa intonation.

Then I turned to the dark cute lady who was seriously staring at me in a confused manner. We held each other gaze for about 3 seconds, then she said in a rather low volume voice sorry please, can I help you


I said, "The only reason I'm talking to you right now is because I find you attractive, and you..."

Before I could even complete my statement, she caught me off immediately.

She harshly said, "wonders shall never end! wait, is that why you stop this bike"

I replied, "Yes!"

She said, "wow! Is the audacity for me? You even have the gut to say yes?"

I replied again, "Yes."

She shaked her head and sighed, "mtcheww, can you imagine...please okada let's go abeg." Then she signal to the bike guy to move.

I gave the okada man an innocent look; he looked hard into my eyes... before you know it, the "bro code" kicked in.

The okada guy turned to the girl, "Kai, aunty...calm down listen to wetin this oga I wan talk," he said that in his funny hausa intonation.

She replied the bike man, "Really?? So you are supporting him?"

Then I said. " as I was saying, I find you attractive that was why I stopped you... I'm thinking you"

Before I could even complete my statement she said: "are you kidding me..so because you find me attractive that's why you stopped a bike that was already about to move?"

I replied, "Well, it's all your fault."

She said in a sharp tone, "My fault?? As How? I don't understand."

I replied, "When you come out of the house looking this cute and classy then expect your bike to be stopped by a guy like me."

After saying that, I winked at the bike man who seemed to be enjoying the show.

My last statement made her smiled a bit but she quickly switched back to her angry face. Then she said, "Is that all you do Going about stopping any lady that you see on bike?"

I replied, "point of correction dear, I don't stop to just any lady on bike...I only stop the cute ones."

She rolled her eyes and said, "can you imagine!"

She seem shocked by my audacity.

I continued, "but the problem here is that there are many cute girls out there.... So apart from your cuteness, I believe there are other better qualities about you I'll like."

She smirked, "and what if I don't like you you?"

I replied, "well, when you get to know me better, you are gonna like me.... I'm very sure about that."

She said, "hmmm, you are funny"

Then the bike guy gave a sign that he was about to zoom off.

Then I handed her my phone to her and said, "you know what to do with this"

She hesitate for few seconds...then she typed her digit on the phone and handed it back to me.

Then I quickly asked the okada man, "how much is her t-fair?"

He said it's just #300. I opened my wallet and brought a thousand note and give it to okada man.

He made attempt to give me change, I told him, "my man, keep the change for yourself... because if not for you, my conversation with the cutie wouldn't have been possible."

She smiled. The bike man smiled. I smiled.

Then he zoomed off.

My conversation with this lady continue on the phone...I and this lady ended up vibing really well.

This lady turned out be of great value to me. My first tech job I got back then, it was this lady that that connected me to it. And she's has added value to me in some other different ways. Some women add no value to your life; some will. You need to seriously avoid the ladies that add no value to your life

Ok.... I'm not saying you should randomly stop girls who are going on bike...Lolz.

But the moral lesson is, as a man, sometimes you need to be audacious and be willing to take 'calculated' risk.

Stay blessed.

woginid967:
Burna was right.

No evidence leads to too much stories

illicit:
Did u....

illicit:
Did u....

Ikennaford:
The story is incomplete without the smashing of cuntus, na that side deh carry me come romance section,,,,

illicit:
Did u....

ChemicalReaction:
Now, this is the problem. A lot of people use "smashing" to spoil beautiful friendships that would have been beneficial.

illicit:


Smashing is beneficial o

IconicR:
illicit is very spoilt smh

ChemicalReaction:
Now, this is the problem. A lot of people use "smashing" to spoil beautiful friendships that would have been beneficial.

Rokiat:
I wish you guys a happy marriage life and load of kids.

Hope you are happy because I don’t know why you felt the need to let us know all this.

ChemicalReaction:
I had to remind myself to stop smiling while I read on...

Pukkalolo:
Watching football ball alone in my crib is as boring as hell...I prefer watching football with other men because it makes the experience more fun. I think every guy can relate to that.

So I decided to go watch it at a viewing center closer to my place. Unfortunately, my club lost, so I angrily left the viewing center before the match was even over.

As I walked back home, I sighted this dark cute lady. Looking at her, I immediately guess she was a Muslim but I was not sure.

And for the records, I'm not a Muslim.

While she was walking confidently like a catwalk model, I was busy looking at her with my boombastic side eye and I was seriously debating with myself if I should go talk to her or not.

Before I knew it, she stopped a bike man. After negotiating price with the bike man, she climbed on the bike to sit down.

I decided I must talk to her before she move. How will I allow such a beauty get out of my sight just like that. I was comfortable with rejection, so I wasn't worried about getting negative reaction from her. I've conquered my fear of rejection long time ago.

As the bike man was about to zoom off, I said with an almost loud voice to the him, "Hey, wait!!!"

To my surprise, the okada man quickly stop; maybe he thought I knew the girl. He never knew I was only there to toast her. Lolz

When I got closer to them. I looked at the okada man and said, "give me a few seconds, I wanna talk to her."

The okada guy who was still trying to figure out what is going on just said, "Ok..." He had this hausa intonation.

Then I turned to the dark cute lady who was seriously staring at me in a confused manner. We held each other gaze for about 3 seconds, then she said in a rather low volume voice sorry please, can I help you


I said, "The only reason I'm talking to you right now is because I find you attractive, and you..."

Before I could even complete my statement, she caught me off immediately.

She harshly said, "wonders shall never end! wait, is that why you stop this bike"

I replied, "Yes!"

She said, "wow! Is the audacity for me? You even have the gut to say yes?"

I replied again, "Yes."

She shaked her head and sighed, "mtcheww, can you imagine...please okada let's go abeg." Then she signal to the bike guy to move.

I gave the okada man an innocent look; he looked hard into my eyes... before you know it, the "bro code" kicked in.

The okada guy turned to the girl, "Kai, aunty...calm down listen to wetin this oga I wan talk," he said that in his funny hausa intonation.

She replied the bike man, "Really?? So you are supporting him?"

Then I said. " as I was saying, I find you attractive that was why I stopped you... I'm thinking you"

Before I could even complete my statement she said: "are you kidding me..so because you find me attractive that's why you stopped a bike that was already about to move?"

I replied, "Well, it's all your fault."

She said in a sharp tone, "My fault?? As How? I don't understand."

I replied, "When you come out of the house looking this cute and classy then expect your bike to be stopped by a guy like me."

After saying that, I winked at the bike man who seemed to be enjoying the show.

My last statement made her smiled a bit but she quickly switched back to her angry face. Then she said, "Is that all you do Going about stopping any lady that you see on bike?"

I replied, "point of correction dear, I don't stop to just any lady on bike...I only stop the cute ones."

She rolled her eyes and said, "can you imagine!"

She seem shocked by my audacity.

I continued, "but the problem here is that there are many cute girls out there.... So apart from your cuteness, I believe there are other better qualities about you I'll like."

She smirked, "and what if I don't like you you?"

I replied, "well, when you get to know me better, you are gonna like me.... I'm very sure about that."

She said, "hmmm, you are funny"

Then the bike guy gave a sign that he was about to zoom off.

Then I handed her my phone to her and said, "you know what to do with this"

She hesitate for few seconds...then she typed her digit on the phone and handed it back to me.

Then I quickly asked the okada man, "how much is her t-fair?"

He said it's just #300. I opened my wallet and brought a thousand note and give it to okada man.

He made attempt to give me change, I told him, "my man, keep the change for yourself... because if not for you, my conversation with the cutie wouldn't have been possible."

She smiled. The bike man smiled. I smiled.

Then he zoomed off.

My conversation with this lady continue on the phone...I and this lady ended up vibing really well.

This lady turned out be of great value to me. My first tech job I got back then, it was this lady that that connected me to it. And she's has added value to me in some other different ways. Some women add no value to your life; some will. You need to seriously avoid the ladies that add no value to your life

Ok.... I'm not saying you should randomly stop girls who are going on bike...Lolz.

But the moral lesson is, as a man, sometimes you need to be audacious and be willing to take 'calculated' risk.

Stay blessed.

Pukkalolo:
Watching football ball alone in my crib is as boring as hell...I prefer watching football with other men because it makes the experience more fun. I think every guy can relate to that.

So I decided to go watch it at a viewing center closer to my place. Unfortunately, my club lost, so I angrily left the viewing center before the match was even over.

As I walked back home, I sighted this dark cute lady. Looking at her, I immediately guess she was a Muslim but I was not sure.

And for the records, I'm not a Muslim.

While she was walking confidently like a catwalk model, I was busy looking at her with my boombastic side eye and I was seriously debating with myself if I should go talk to her or not.

Before I knew it, she stopped a bike man. After negotiating price with the bike man, she climbed on the bike to sit down.

I decided I must talk to her before she move. How will I allow such a beauty get out of my sight just like that. I was comfortable with rejection, so I wasn't worried about getting negative reaction from her. I've conquered my fear of rejection long time ago.

As the bike man was about to zoom off, I said with an almost loud voice to the him, "Hey, wait!!!"

To my surprise, the okada man quickly stop; maybe he thought I knew the girl. He never knew I was only there to toast her. Lolz

When I got closer to them. I looked at the okada man and said, "give me a few seconds, I wanna talk to her."

The okada guy who was still trying to figure out what is going on just said, "Ok..." He had this hausa intonation.

Then I turned to the dark cute lady who was seriously staring at me in a confused manner. We held each other gaze for about 3 seconds, then she said in a rather low volume voice sorry please, can I help you


I said, "The only reason I'm talking to you right now is because I find you attractive, and you..."

Before I could even complete my statement, she caught me off immediately.

She harshly said, "wonders shall never end! wait, is that why you stop this bike"

I replied, "Yes!"

She said, "wow! Is the audacity for me? You even have the gut to say yes?"

I replied again, "Yes."

She shaked her head and sighed, "mtcheww, can you imagine...please okada let's go abeg." Then she signal to the bike guy to move.

I gave the okada man an innocent look; he looked hard into my eyes... before you know it, the "bro code" kicked in.

The okada guy turned to the girl, "Kai, aunty...calm down listen to wetin this oga I wan talk," he said that in his funny hausa intonation.

She replied the bike man, "Really?? So you are supporting him?"

Then I said. " as I was saying, I find you attractive that was why I stopped you... I'm thinking you"

Before I could even complete my statement she said: "are you kidding me..so because you find me attractive that's why you stopped a bike that was already about to move?"

I replied, "Well, it's all your fault."

She said in a sharp tone, "My fault?? As How? I don't understand."

I replied, "When you come out of the house looking this cute and classy then expect your bike to be stopped by a guy like me."

After saying that, I winked at the bike man who seemed to be enjoying the show.

My last statement made her smiled a bit but she quickly switched back to her angry face. Then she said, "Is that all you do Going about stopping any lady that you see on bike?"

I replied, "point of correction dear, I don't stop to just any lady on bike...I only stop the cute ones."

She rolled her eyes and said, "can you imagine!"

She seem shocked by my audacity.

I continued, "but the problem here is that there are many cute girls out there.... So apart from your cuteness, I believe there are other better qualities about you I'll like."

She smirked, "and what if I don't like you you?"

I replied, "well, when you get to know me better, you are gonna like me.... I'm very sure about that."

She said, "hmmm, you are funny"

Then the bike guy gave a sign that he was about to zoom off.

Then I handed her my phone to her and said, "you know what to do with this"

She hesitate for few seconds...then she typed her digit on the phone and handed it back to me.

Then I quickly asked the okada man, "how much is her t-fair?"

He said it's just #300. I opened my wallet and brought a thousand note and give it to okada man.

He made attempt to give me change, I told him, "my man, keep the change for yourself... because if not for you, my conversation with the cutie wouldn't have been possible."

She smiled. The bike man smiled. I smiled.

Then he zoomed off.

My conversation with this lady continue on the phone...I and this lady ended up vibing really well.

This lady turned out be of great value to me. My first tech job I got back then, it was this lady that that connected me to it. And she's has added value to me in some other different ways. Some women add no value to your life; some will. You need to seriously avoid the ladies that add no value to your life

Ok.... I'm not saying you should randomly stop girls who are going on bike...Lolz.

But the moral lesson is, as a man, sometimes you need to be audacious and be willing to take 'calculated' risk.

Stay blessed.

^^^^^^story.
..bro did u yansh her or not??(no oofeincse)

LarryCork:



^^^^^^story.
..bro did u yansh her or not??(no oofeincse)

LarryCork:



^^^^^^story.
..bro did u yansh her or not??(no oofeincse)

MissPride:

Just to ask this useless question, you quoted the whole writeup twice!!!!!!!
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