Jokerman:
He scored 44 hattricks in laliga in just 9 years .. imagine if he played 16 seasons there....

The GOAT is on 66 hattricks in all while playing as a winger.

waxxydude:
No he's not. Most, if not 80% of his hattricks are mostly tapins with penalties. You're a Ronaldo pro dick sucker and your grammar sucks. I barely comment on this, but I see your crap all the time.

OJEEMAH:
Na your guy obembet😂😂

How weekend bro?

obembet:
The only man that inspires you no matter your profession. Hate it or love it, your children will grow up asking you who exactly Cristiano Ronaldo was since you witnessed his days. You may like because of hate but stats and YouTube will do justice to that

turmacs:
How i wish someone as rich as this guy can come and marry me like this, heiii God i will sing praises to thee for the rest of my life..Oh lord, he doesn't have to be a young man, even if he's in his 60's or 70's, I'll forever be grateful...Ohh, Lord, i don't want to end up with a broke ass Nigeria man boy, who's older than 23 years, but doesn't have a car, a house, and not upto 100 million naira in his bank account, keep me away from such failures in da mighty name of Jesus, amen..

obembet:
At 38, Cristiano is the best

Haaland is the only player who has scored more goals in 2023 than Ronaldo

OfeAchi:

I didn't check the poster but I already knew it was Obembet. This babe can ride CR7 diick for 247....

Who cares about the Saudi Farmers League?
A league where penaldo plays alongside Imans and Alfa's?

obembet:


Messi scored 34 hat-tricks in La Liga after playing there for 17 years. it took the GOATnaldo just 7 years to smashed 34 hattrick

OJEEMAH:
assist don de count too😂😂😂

teebagy:
Nothing special. Neymar scored 4 goals in a match. But it is not scripted since its ronaldo. Dont worry messi will outscore him this year.

teebagy:
he cant bcoz they had raul zidane beckham roberto carlos de lima ronaldo and figo so who will b giving him all those passes. Infanct he will b on d bench.

AImiron:
He’s not my guy o, never have, never will. Good here my bro, it’s another football weekend.

turmacs:
How i wish someone as rich as this guy can come and marry me like this, heiii God i will sing praises to thee for the rest of my life..Oh lord, he doesn't have to be a young man, even if he's in his 60's or 70's, I'll forever be grateful...Ohh, Lord, i don't want to end up with a broke ass Nigeria man boy, who's older than 23 years, but doesn't have a car, a house, and not upto 100 million naira in his bank account, keep me away from such failures in da mighty name of Jesus, amen..

Jokerman:


It always has... But we don't take it seriously like youse

OJEEMAH:
the guy don tire for you😂

Thank God, a new season has started. It would just been another boring weekend.

kushercain:


You must be kidding. Ronaldo has the most perfect hatrics in history of you don't know. Stop pulling false stats out of the air.

OfeAchi:

I didn't check the poster but I already knew it was Obembet. This babe can ride CR7 diick for 247....

Who cares about the Saudi Farmers League?
A league where penaldo plays alongside Imans and Alfa's?

turmacs:
How i wish someone as rich as this guy can come and marry me like this, heiii God i will sing praises to thee for the rest of my life..Oh lord, he doesn't have to be a young man, even if he's in his 60's or 70's, I'll forever be grateful...Ohh, Lord, i don't want to end up with a broke ass Nigeria man boy, who's older than 23 years, but doesn't have a car, a house, and not upto 100 million naira in his bank account, keep me away from such failures in da mighty name of Jesus, amen..

AImiron:
my mention is last one he’d pray for any day, I no Dey rate ppl like that, I no send.

That’s why I love weekends lately. It’s my favorite time most especially football weekend

Jokerman:


Lol... You are funny....

CR7 is 1-3 Madrid greatest ever player.... And you mention all these... Lol

OJEEMAH:
You be him nightmare on NL.

Aside those online skits, football is what keeps us going in this country.

turmacs:
How i wish someone as rich as this guy can come and marry me like this, heiii God i will sing praises to thee for the rest of my life..Oh lord, he doesn't have to be a young man, even if he's in his 60's or 70's, I'll forever be grateful...Ohh, Lord, i don't want to end up with a broke ass Nigeria man boy, who's older than 23 years, but doesn't have a car, a house, and not upto 100 million naira in his bank account, keep me away from such failures in da mighty name of Jesus, amen..

turmacs:
How i wish someone as rich as this guy can come and marry me like this, heiii God i will sing praises to thee for the rest of my life..Oh lord, he doesn't have to be a young man, even if he's in his 60's or 70's, I'll forever be grateful...Ohh, Lord, i don't want to end up with a broke ass Nigeria man boy, who's older than 23 years, but doesn't have a car, a house, and not upto 100 million naira in his bank account, keep me away from such failures in da mighty name of Jesus, amen..

AImiron:
Did you get my mention from the new thread I just created.

I bet he never saw me coming. He never thought a day like that will come when Messi will win the World Cup.

The country na on total cruise, I’m mostly busy during the weekend na weekend I dey chill.

OfeAchi:

I didn't check the poster but I already knew it was Obembet. This babe can ride CR7 diick for 247....

Who cares about the Saudi Farmers League?
A league where penaldo plays alongside Imans and Alfa's?

turmacs:
How i wish someone as rich as this guy can come and marry me like this, heiii God i will sing praises to thee for the rest of my life..Oh lord, he doesn't have to be a young man, even if he's in his 60's or 70's, I'll forever be grateful...Ohh, Lord, i don't want to end up with a broke ass Nigeria man boy, who's older than 23 years, but doesn't have a car, a house, and not upto 100 million naira in his bank account, keep me away from such failures in da mighty name of Jesus, amen..