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Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by greatermax77(m): 8:16pm On Sep 24, 2023 |
fadilaMaikiriki: Nothing but sometimes I take Nescafรฉ and two slices of bread |
Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by onlyforchrist: 8:26pm On Sep 24, 2023 |
Okay great, when can we start and how do I get in touch with you? sukkot: |
Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by Fizalis(m): 8:26pm On Sep 24, 2023 |
Pchizy: Thanks for the correction on Lactose been a type of sugar. I mixed things up in my head. |
Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by Joyhead2(f): 8:29pm On Sep 24, 2023 |
fadilaMaikiriki: Keep farting guy, is good for your health, I remember when doc were waiting for me to fart 10times for me to be discharged |
Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by sukkot: 8:33pm On Sep 24, 2023 |
onlyforchrist:as soon as you want |
Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by onlyforchrist: 8:34pm On Sep 24, 2023 |
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Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by Warmaterial(m): 8:48pm On Sep 24, 2023 |
fadilaMaikiriki:after the pap drink Garry with cold water don't add anything inside the Garry. |
Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by Pchizy: 11:16pm On Sep 24, 2023 |
Fizalis: You're welcome. We keep learning |
Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by jimcaddy(m): 12:36am On Sep 25, 2023 |
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha ๐คฃ๐๐๐๐๐๐ you even describe how the mess dey sound sef. |
Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by Benediction777: 2:09am On Sep 25, 2023 |
Use honey instead of milk. quote author=fadilaMaikiriki post=125982148] What do I have to do please? Are there any alternatives? Or maybe better milk products that won't cause me this. Please, if you have any, do recommend. It would be difficult stopping milk altogether because that's what I use in taking my pap. I don't use sugar, that's why I replaced the sugar with milk instead. I would appreciate any better alternative please.[/quote] |
Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by fadilaMaikiriki: 2:33am On Sep 25, 2023 |
Warmaterial:Really? Will that help? |
Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by chukel(m): 3:10am On Sep 25, 2023 |
fadilaMaikiriki:you are lactose intolerant. Will also happen when you eat bread or biscuits with lots of lactose. Look for lactose free milk. There is Hollandia lactose free milk.
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Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by MrAgbako: 6:10am On Sep 25, 2023 |
fadilaMaikiriki:Can we be in same room or preferably bed? Test me first. I won't mind. Like I said. U no Kee person ๐ it is not a big deal |
Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by MrJames007: 6:29am On Sep 25, 2023 |
fadilaMaikiriki:You no serious. ๐ |
Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by DrDunamis(m): 7:41am On Sep 25, 2023 |
fadilaMaikiriki: Ever heard of lactose intolerance? |
Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by Decarbonisation: 10:02am On Sep 25, 2023 |
fadilaMaikiriki: Ori e ti daaru, you bloody farting dunce! |
Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by GeneralPula: 10:43am On Sep 25, 2023 |
Bullet01:Haha |
Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by DrFunmisticGlow: 11:30am On Sep 25, 2023 |
fadilaMaikiriki:You are now lactose intolerant my friend. Welcome to one of the final symptoms of adulthood as an African. Say bye bye to peak tin and powdered milk, say bye bye to icecream and pizza. You may still be able to tolerate yogurt but it's unlikely. You can still take little quantities of milk and get away with it, moderation and caution is key. Hollandia has a lactose free milk version in liquid form going for a little over 1k per litre. It's the regular milk with lactase enzyme added to it. That doesn't mean you should drink a lot at once o. I learnt the hardware with 2 days of life changing diarrhoea. Small small. Non diary creamer is another option. I have started seeing them in small sachets being sold by mallams. It's similar but not the same. If you have tasted nescafe 3 in 1 and you can manage, then you have no problems. You can also consider coconut milk in your tea and coffee, tigernut milk๐ and soya milk๐คขfor casual enjoyment. If you are a big boy or girl, cashew and almond milk. 1 Like |
Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by Expanse2020(m): 12:55pm On Sep 25, 2023 |
fadilaMaikiriki:If you can be mixing original honey with the milk |
Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by Zdeenshehu(m): 4:24am On Sep 26, 2023 |
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Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by haprofuche: 4:37am On Sep 26, 2023 |
fadilaMaikiriki: Take honey instead |
Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by basadenet: 9:57am On Sep 27, 2023 |
Farting is supposedly consider as sign or evidence of good living, however, in your own case, my advise to you is try another brands of milk, if persist, then stop drinking milk. Please do not take any medicine o, so as not to complicate your issue. 1 Like |
Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by MOGPman(m): 4:49pm On Sep 28, 2023 |
fadilaMaikiriki:Lol! Na to run comot leave you for the bed na. 1 Like |
Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by benqo01(m): 9:30pm On Oct 01, 2023 |
My own b say make u no use am Kill person |
Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by XAUBulls: 1:27am On Nov 24, 2023 |
fadilaMaikiriki:Human beings are the only species that still drink milk [cow milk] as adults and this shouldn't be. Other adult animal species don't drink milk. Get it? Good! |
Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by apogyizi(f): 9:23am On Nov 24, 2023 |
fadilaMaikiriki: You are lactose intolerant. Your stomach can't handle it. Avoid it or drink in moderation. |
Re: Milk: I've Been Farting Uncontrollably After Taking This... by Maniga: 2:53am On Apr 22 |
Wow never heard anything like this. Do you still suffer from farting uncontrollably as a result of taking milk? I think I have some remedies if youโd like to know. |
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