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If THIS Happens, IPOB Would Say SORRY, And END Their Agitation Immediately by Rossikk(m): 2:06am On Sep 26, 2023
IPOB guys....

Imagine you wake up one morning, and you hear that the entire oil in the delta has FINISHED.

No more oil.

Finished. Kaput. Exhausted. The only remnants left, just too deep and remote to be economical for exploitation.

And to make matters worse, the international community puts in place on the same day, measures to BAN OIL altogether, due to environmental reasons.

And then in the afternoon of the same day, you hear in the news that the world's largest deposits of LITHIUM have just been discovered in KANO STATE, and said to be worth over 500 TRILLION DOLLARS.

The news makes waves across the word, as analysts on CNN, BBC, Al Jazeera, and others, toast the emergence of NIGERIA as the undisputed richest country on the face of the Earth and in the history of the world!

Nigerian embassies across the world are stormed daily by investors of all kinds desperate to invest in Nigeria.

Begging for visa to Nigeria.

Chinese president XI Jin Pin, makes an impromptu visit to Abuja, uninvited, to plead with President Tinubu to let him build every infrastructure we want in Nigeria, for free, just to get his hands on 1% of our LITHIUM.

Even before the meeting is over, Joe Biden has landed with his own offer.

IPOB guys go send letter to Tinubu filled with tears and apology. wink

Do not discount this story as a fantasy, because I have read something about how Nigeria is EXTREMELY endowed with resources which are still being hidden from us.....for now.

wink

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Re: If THIS Happens, IPOB Would Say SORRY, And END Their Agitation Immediately by kingsways: 2:25am On Sep 26, 2023
Rossikk:
IPOB guys....

Imagine you wake up one morning, and you hear that the entire oil in the delta has FINISHED.

No more oil.

Finished. Kaput. Exhausted. The only remnants left, just too deep and remote to be economical for exploitation.

And to make matters worse, the international community puts in place on the same day, measures to BAN OIL altogether, due to environmental reasons.

And then in the afternoon of the same day, you hear in the news that the world's largest deposits of LITHIUM have just been discovered in KANO STATE, and said to be worth over 500 TRILLION DOLLARS.

The news makes waves across the word, as analysts on CNN, BBC, Al Jazeera, and others, toast the emergence of NIGERIA as the undisputed richest country on the face of the Earth and in the history of the world!

Nigerian embassies across the world are stormed daily by investors of all kinds desperate to invest in Nigeria.

Begging for visa to Nigeria.

Chinese president XI Jin Pin, makes an impromptu visit to Abuja, uninvited, to plead with President Tinubu to let him build every infrastructure we want in Nigeria, for free, just to get his hands on 1% of our LITHIUM.

Even before the meeting is over, Joe Biden has landed with his own offer.

IPOB guys go send letter to Tinubu filled with tears and apology. wink

Do not discount this story as a fantasy, because I have read something about how Nigeria is EXTREMELY endowed with resources which are still being hidden from us.....for now.

wink

Idleness is a problem

This is 2.am in morning and you can't think of anything better to do with your time?

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Re: If THIS Happens, IPOB Would Say SORRY, And END Their Agitation Immediately by Rossikk(m): 2:26am On Sep 26, 2023
kingsways:


Idleness is a problem

grin grin

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Re: If THIS Happens, IPOB Would Say SORRY, And END Their Agitation Immediately by onumadu: 2:33am On Sep 26, 2023
This mumu sef.
So, you think that Nigeria hasn't wasted 100 times better opportunities than the one you are dreaming here?
You think that agitation to secede from Nigeria is about oil and gas?
You people are irredeemable. Totally hopeless.
A mandate thief is destroying your future and shaming you in the whole world, and you are here fixating on a group that don't want to drown with your lazy a55.
Lunacy on steroids.

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Re: If THIS Happens, IPOB Would Say SORRY, And END Their Agitation Immediately by Wutinky: 2:37am On Sep 26, 2023
Rossikk:
IPOB guys....

Imagine you wake up one morning, and you hear that the entire oil in the delta has FINISHED.

No more oil.

Finished. Kaput. Exhausted. The only remnants left, just too deep and remote to be economical for exploitation.

And to make matters worse, the international community puts in place on the same day, measures to BAN OIL altogether, due to environmental reasons.

And then in the afternoon of the same day, you hear in the news that the world's largest deposits of LITHIUM have just been discovered in KANO STATE, and said to be worth over 500 TRILLION DOLLARS.

The news makes waves across the word, as analysts on CNN, BBC, Al Jazeera, and others, toast the emergence of NIGERIA as the undisputed richest country on the face of the Earth and in the history of the world!

Nigerian embassies across the world are stormed daily by investors of all kinds desperate to invest in Nigeria.

Begging for visa to Nigeria.

Chinese president XI Jin Pin, makes an impromptu visit to Abuja, uninvited, to plead with President Tinubu to let him build every infrastructure we want in Nigeria, for free, just to get his hands on 1% of our LITHIUM.

Even before the meeting is over, Joe Biden has landed with his own offer.

IPOB guys go send letter to Tinubu filled with tears and apology. wink

Do not discount this story as a fantasy, because I have read something about how Nigeria is EXTREMELY endowed with resources which are still being hidden from us.....for now.

wink







Your problem is Identity crisis, heard of your story on certain forum when I joined, if only you know how you were described there you will quit using this Moniker .... Ewedu miscreant be proud of your south wastee .. grown up child grin grin

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Re: If THIS Happens, IPOB Would Say SORRY, And END Their Agitation Immediately by Goldenchyke(m): 2:42am On Sep 26, 2023
Rossikk:
IPOB guys....

Imagine you wake up one morning, and you hear that the entire oil in the delta has FINISHED.

No more oil.

Finished. Kaput. Exhausted. The only remnants left, just too deep and remote to be economical for exploitation.

And to make matters worse, the international community puts in place on the same day, measures to BAN OIL altogether, due to environmental reasons.

And then in the afternoon of the same day, you hear in the news that the world's largest deposits of LITHIUM have just been discovered in KANO STATE, and said to be worth over 500 TRILLION DOLLARS.

The news makes waves across the word, as analysts on CNN, BBC, Al Jazeera, and others, toast the emergence of NIGERIA as the undisputed richest country on the face of the Earth and in the history of the world!

Nigerian embassies across the world are stormed daily by investors of all kinds desperate to invest in Nigeria.

Begging for visa to Nigeria.

Chinese president XI Jin Pin, makes an impromptu visit to Abuja, uninvited, to plead with President Tinubu to let him build every infrastructure we want in Nigeria, for free, just to get his hands on 1% of our LITHIUM.

Even before the meeting is over, Joe Biden has landed with his own offer.

IPOB guys go send letter to Tinubu filled with tears and apology. wink

Do not discount this story as a fantasy, because I have read something about how Nigeria is EXTREMELY endowed with resources which are still being hidden from us.....for now.

wink


ARE YOU FOR REAL?
Re: If THIS Happens, IPOB Would Say SORRY, And END Their Agitation Immediately by Wutinky: 2:49am On Sep 26, 2023
Goldenchyke:



ARE YOU FOR REAL?




That dude is mentally challenged .... heard about him many years ago on another forum

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Re: If THIS Happens, IPOB Would Say SORRY, And END Their Agitation Immediately by Rossikk(m): 2:52am On Sep 26, 2023
onumadu:
This mumu sef.
So, you think that Nigeria hasn't wasted 100 times better opportunities than the one you are dreaming here?

Err...no, we've never had access to 1 trillion, never mind 500 trillion dollars, you friggin' AIR HEAD.

Certainly not from your palm kernels in the East.

You think that agitation to secede from Nigeria is about oil and gas?
You people are irredeemable. Totally hopeless.
A mandate thief is destroying your future and shaming you in the whole world, and you are here fixating on a group that don't want to drown with your lazy a55.
Lunacy on steroids.

Your terrorist leader says OTHERWISE:


Why I rejected offer for Biafra with only five Igbo states – Nnamdi Kanu

By Ebuka Onyeji July 20, 20[/i]17

Nnamdi Kanu, leader of the Indigenous People of Biafra (IPOB), says he was made an offer in detention to secede with the five Igbo states but that he rejected the offer because it did not constitute the complete territory of Biafra.

“They gave me Biafra in prison with only the five Igbo states; I said no, I want Benue and Rivers states inclusive,” Mr. Kanu said, Wednesday while addressing leaders of an Igbo civil society coalition who visited him at his country home in Umuahia, Abia State.

https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/more-news/237582-i-rejected-offer-biafra-five-igbo-states-nnamdi-kanu.html

THIEVES.

grin grin

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Re: If THIS Happens, IPOB Would Say SORRY, And END Their Agitation Immediately by Rossikk(m): 3:08am On Sep 26, 2023
I'm sure if this story actually happened, these Igbos would suddenly begin claiming that Hausas are their long-lost brothers.

And then when one Calabar or Rivers guy walks up to jist with one of them as per their earlier 'brotherhood', IPOB guy go SLAP AM, say ''You dey crase? Who is your brother?

Idiot! Abeg commot from this place! Hungry idiot!

Alhaji come please, let us discuss our brotherhood.''

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Re: If THIS Happens, IPOB Would Say SORRY, And END Their Agitation Immediately by SmartPolician: 4:33am On Sep 26, 2023
If oil/gas finish, Nigeria will cease to exist because two major things keep this country going - oil/gas and corruption.

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Re: If THIS Happens, IPOB Would Say SORRY, And END Their Agitation Immediately by gidgiddy: 4:52am On Sep 26, 2023
Rossikk:
IPOB guys....

Imagine you wake up one morning, and you hear that the entire oil in the delta has FINISHED.

No more oil.

Finished. Kaput. Exhausted. The only remnants left, just too deep and remote to be economical for exploitation.

And to make matters worse, the international community puts in place on the same day, measures to BAN OIL altogether, due to environmental reasons.

And then in the afternoon of the same day, you hear in the news that the world's largest deposits of LITHIUM have just been discovered in KANO STATE, and said to be worth over 500 TRILLION DOLLARS.

The news makes waves across the word, as analysts on CNN, BBC, Al Jazeera, and others, toast the emergence of NIGERIA as the undisputed richest country on the face of the Earth and in the history of the world!

Nigerian embassies across the world are stormed daily by investors of all kinds desperate to invest in Nigeria.

Begging for visa to Nigeria.

Chinese president XI Jin Pin, makes an impromptu visit to Abuja, uninvited, to plead with President Tinubu to let him build every infrastructure we want in Nigeria, for free, just to get his hands on 1% of our LITHIUM.

Even before the meeting is over, Joe Biden has landed with his own offer.

IPOB guys go send letter to Tinubu filled with tears and apology. wink

Do not discount this story as a fantasy, because I have read something about how Nigeria is EXTREMELY endowed with resources which are still being hidden from us.....for now.

wink

If you like discover 100 trillion Dollars in solid minerals in Sokoto, what does not work, does not work. In fact, Nigerias situation is that the more minerals you find, the worse the country gets

The aim of being a country is not about what minerals are under the ground, it about togetherness, equity, fairness, justice and respect, none of which exists in Nigeria

We should be talking about how to peacefully dissolve Nigeria, everyone goes their way, we all return to how we were before the white man came from Europe to bring us together

Nigeria has been a disaster and will always remain so

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Re: If THIS Happens, IPOB Would Say SORRY, And END Their Agitation Immediately by slam7000(m): 4:59am On Sep 26, 2023
Wutinky:








Your problem is Identity crisis, heard of your story on certain forum when I joined, if only you know how you were described there you will quit using this Moniker .... Ewedu miscreant be proud of your south wastee .. grown up child grin grin

He is an Igbo man. At least he claims to be. Rossikki is worse than a house nigga. That man makes Joe Igbokwe look like an intelligent man.
Re: If THIS Happens, IPOB Would Say SORRY, And END Their Agitation Immediately by ican2020: 5:57am On Sep 26, 2023
Rossikk:
IPOB guys....

Imagine you wake up one morning, and you hear that the entire oil in the delta has FINISHED.

No more oil.

Finished. Kaput. Exhausted. The only remnants left, just too deep and remote to be economical for exploitation.

And to make matters worse, the international community puts in place on the same day, measures to BAN OIL altogether, due to environmental reasons.

And then in the afternoon of the same day, you hear in the news that the world's largest deposits of LITHIUM have just been discovered in KANO STATE, and said to be worth over 500 TRILLION DOLLARS.

The news makes waves across the word, as analysts on CNN, BBC, Al Jazeera, and others, toast the emergence of NIGERIA as the undisputed richest country on the face of the Earth and in the history of the world!

Nigerian embassies across the world are stormed daily by investors of all kinds desperate to invest in Nigeria.

Begging for visa to Nigeria.

Chinese president XI Jin Pin, makes an impromptu visit to Abuja, uninvited, to plead with President Tinubu to let him build every infrastructure we want in Nigeria, for free, just to get his hands on 1% of our LITHIUM.

Even before the meeting is over, Joe Biden has landed with his own offer.

IPOB guys go send letter to Tinubu filled with tears and apology. wink

Do not discount this story as a fantasy, because I have read something about how Nigeria is EXTREMELY endowed with resources which are still being hidden from us.....for now.

wink
You went to bed with empty stomach

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Re: If THIS Happens, IPOB Would Say SORRY, And END Their Agitation Immediately by MrsTwrite(f): 6:04am On Sep 26, 2023
Mtcheeew... What I need rn is food so that I can think straight. Hunger dey.
Re: If THIS Happens, IPOB Would Say SORRY, And END Their Agitation Immediately by Nobody: 6:13am On Sep 26, 2023
gidgiddy:


If you like discover 100 trillion Dollars in solid minerals in Sokoto, what does not work, does not work. In fact, Nigerias situation is that the more minerals you find, the worse the country gets

The aim of being a country is not about what minerals are under the ground, it about togetherness, equity, fairness, justice and respect, none of which exists in Nigeria

We should be talking about how to peacefully dissolve Nigeria, everyone goes their way, we all return to how we were before the white man came from Europe to bring us together

Nigeria has been a disaster and will always remain so
The guy doesn't understand what ideological difference means
I have lived in the following countries: Qatar, Turkey, UK, Singapore and Australia. All these countries are rich and non of them has multiple tribes at loggerheads with each other.
Biafra is about a peaceful, united country with one purpose. A large discovery of minerals anywhere will not end agitation but would even escalate it because we know that as usual, the north will not share the money equitably.
Re: If THIS Happens, IPOB Would Say SORRY, And END Their Agitation Immediately by nedu666: 6:21am On Sep 26, 2023
Op if kano had lithium, oil and gas, do you think they will be part of one Nigeria. They will be the first to secede before unity beggers like yourself wakes up from sleep. There is a saying the Lord God did not bless every nation equally in terms of natural resources but blessed every nation equally in terms of human resources. Those who develop their human resources will dominate those who don't

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Re: If THIS Happens, IPOB Would Say SORRY, And END Their Agitation Immediately by LillyandDaisy: 6:33am On Sep 26, 2023
Vivid imagination…. But the truth this my Igbo brothers don’t know what they actually want… they want Biafra and yet they still want to be the president of the country they called zoo… there grand matron is once an ambassador and will still collect another portfolio if given, they keep killing there good ones in the name of agitation…
Re: If THIS Happens, IPOB Would Say SORRY, And END Their Agitation Immediately by Sirianese: 6:39am On Sep 26, 2023
Rossikk:
IPOB guys....

Imagine you wake up one morning, and you hear that the entire oil in the delta has FINISHED.

No more oil.

Finished. Kaput. Exhausted. The only remnants left, just too deep and remote to be economical for exploitation.

And to make matters worse, the international community puts in place on the same day, measures to BAN OIL altogether, due to environmental reasons.

And then in the afternoon of the same day, you hear in the news that the world's largest deposits of LITHIUM have just been discovered in KANO STATE, and said to be worth over 500 TRILLION DOLLARS.

The news makes waves across the word, as analysts on CNN, BBC, Al Jazeera, and others, toast the emergence of NIGERIA as the undisputed richest country on the face of the Earth and in the history of the world!

Nigerian embassies across the world are stormed daily by investors of all kinds desperate to invest in Nigeria.

Begging for visa to Nigeria.

Chinese president XI Jin Pin, makes an impromptu visit to Abuja, uninvited, to plead with President Tinubu to let him build every infrastructure we want in Nigeria, for free, just to get his hands on 1% of our LITHIUM.

Even before the meeting is over, Joe Biden has landed with his own offer.

IPOB guys go send letter to Tinubu filled with tears and apology. wink

Do not discount this story as a fantasy, because I have read something about how Nigeria is EXTREMELY endowed with resources which are still being hidden from us.....for now.

wink

Rossti-monkey, this is a new low from nairaland miscreant like you, baboon sef get sense pass you

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Re: If THIS Happens, IPOB Would Say SORRY, And END Their Agitation Immediately by Rossikk(m): 7:11am On Sep 26, 2023
gidgiddy:


If you like discover 100 trillion Dollars in solid minerals in Sokoto, what does not work, does not work. In fact, Nigerias situation is that the more minerals you find, the worse the country gets

The aim of being a country is not about what minerals are under the ground, it about togetherness, equity, fairness, justice and respect, none of which exists in Nigeria

We should be talking about how to peacefully dissolve Nigeria, everyone goes their way, we all return to how we were before the white man came from Europe to bring us together

Nigeria has been a disaster and will always remain so

GO TO BLAZES, IPOB DEVIL.

NIGERIA IS ONE AND WILL REMAIN ONE.

AND THERE IS NOTHING AN ASSHOLE LIKE YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.

WHY DO YOU COME HERE TO TORMENT YOURSELF DAILY WITH THE WAY YOU FEEL ABOUT NIGERIA?

WHY TORTURE YOURSELF?

IF I FELT THE WAY YOU DID, I WOULDN'T BE VISITING THIS SITE AT ALL.

YOU NEED TO GET LOST TO SOME IPOB FORUM OR SOMETHING.

LITTLE WORTHLESS MAGGOT.

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Re: If THIS Happens, IPOB Would Say SORRY, And END Their Agitation Immediately by Chibuzoc(m): 7:17am On Sep 26, 2023
Rossikk:


GO TO BLAZES, IPOB DEVIL.

NIGERIA IS ONE AND WILL REMAIN ONE.

AND THERE IS NOTHING AN ASSHOLE LIKE YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.

WHY DO YOU COME HERE TO TORMENT YOURSELF DAILY WITH THE WAY YOU FEEL ABOUT NIGERIA?

WHY TORTURE YOURSELF?

IF I FELT THE WAY YOU DID, I WOULDN'T BE VISITING THIS SITE AT ALL.

YOU NEED TO GET LOST TO SOME IPOB FORUM OR SOMETHING.

LITTLE WORTHLESS MAGGOT.

Animals in the zoo. You reason like one of those things

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Re: If THIS Happens, IPOB Would Say SORRY, And END Their Agitation Immediately by MICHEALADEX(m): 7:26am On Sep 26, 2023
kingsways:


Idleness is a problem

This is 2.am in morning and you can't think of anything better to do with your time?


He can do what he likes with his time, nha you werey we go ask what are you doing with your time?

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Re: If THIS Happens, IPOB Would Say SORRY, And END Their Agitation Immediately by seunmsg(m): 7:29am On Sep 26, 2023
Rossikk:
IPOB guys....

Imagine you wake up one morning, and you hear that the entire oil in the delta has FINISHED.

No more oil.

Finished. Kaput. Exhausted. The only remnants left, just too deep and remote to be economical for exploitation.

And to make matters worse, the international community puts in place on the same day, measures to BAN OIL altogether, due to environmental reasons.

And then in the afternoon of the same day, you hear in the news that the world's largest deposits of LITHIUM have just been discovered in KANO STATE, and said to be worth over 500 TRILLION DOLLARS.

The news makes waves across the word, as analysts on CNN, BBC, Al Jazeera, and others, toast the emergence of NIGERIA as the undisputed richest country on the face of the Earth and in the history of the world!

Nigerian embassies across the world are stormed daily by investors of all kinds desperate to invest in Nigeria.

Begging for visa to Nigeria.

Chinese president XI Jin Pin, makes an impromptu visit to Abuja, uninvited, to plead with President Tinubu to let him build every infrastructure we want in Nigeria, for free, just to get his hands on 1% of our LITHIUM.

Even before the meeting is over, Joe Biden has landed with his own offer.

IPOB guys go send letter to Tinubu filled with tears and apology. wink

Do not discount this story as a fantasy, because I have read something about how Nigeria is EXTREMELY endowed with resources which are still being hidden from us.....for now.

wink

Interesting write up 🤣🤣🤣

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Re: If THIS Happens, IPOB Would Say SORRY, And END Their Agitation Immediately by accordadoga30(f): 7:31am On Sep 26, 2023
Hehehe

Ipob apology go brink back people wey don die?

They are terrorists and to hell with their apologies

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Re: If THIS Happens, IPOB Would Say SORRY, And END Their Agitation Immediately by gidgiddy: 7:35am On Sep 26, 2023
Rossikk:


GO TO BLAZES, IPOB DEVIL.

NIGERIA IS ONE AND WILL REMAIN ONE.

AND THERE IS NOTHING AN ASSHOLE LIKE YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.

WHY DO YOU COME HERE TO TORMENT YOURSELF DAILY WITH THE WAY YOU FEEL ABOUT NIGERIA?

WHY TORTURE YOURSELF?

IF I FELT THE WAY YOU DID, I WOULDN'T BE VISITING THIS SITE AT ALL.

YOU NEED TO GET LOST TO SOME IPOB FORUM OR SOMETHING.

LITTLE WORTHLESS MAGGOT.

Now you know Nigeria will never peaceful, its not possible to have a country "by force". It has to be by consensus. To hold someone against their will is to deny peace

If we continue this long failed British colonial disaster called Nigeria, it wi lead us no where. All we do in Nigeria is fight one another, whats the point? Is there any meaningful progress you see? Nigeria jas only one future and that is disintegration

So better we come together, peacefully disintegrate and go our different ways and may be remain friends Or we watch the country collapse and we depart not as friends

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Re: If THIS Happens, IPOB Would Say SORRY, And END Their Agitation Immediately by nedu666: 7:43am On Sep 26, 2023
gidgiddy:


Now you know Nigeria will never peaceful, its not possible to have a country "by force". It has to be by consensus. To hold someone against their will is to deny peace

If we continue this long failed British colonial disaster called Nigeria, it wi lead us no where. All we do in Nigeria is fight one another, whats the point? Is there any meaningful progress you see? Nigeria jas only one future and that is disintegration

So better we come together, peacefully disintegrate and go our different ways and may be remain friends Or we watch the country collapse and we depart not as friends


Ignore that slowpoke. He thinks if crude oil was in the north, they will be shouting one Nigeria. Insects that think they are birds

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Re: If THIS Happens, IPOB Would Say SORRY, And END Their Agitation Immediately by DyingFetus: 7:43am On Sep 26, 2023
Op is on crack
Re: If THIS Happens, IPOB Would Say SORRY, And END Their Agitation Immediately by gidgiddy: 7:50am On Sep 26, 2023
nedu666:



Ignore that slowpoke. He thinks if crude oil was in the north, they will be shouting one Nigeria. Insects that think they are birds

Thats one thing he does not realise. Had the oil been in the North, ling ago they would declared Arewa Republic

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Re: If THIS Happens, IPOB Would Say SORRY, And END Their Agitation Immediately by HussenAdul: 8:01am On Sep 26, 2023
This govt just increased the number of hungry and lunatics
Re: If THIS Happens, IPOB Would Say SORRY, And END Their Agitation Immediately by mrvitalis(m): 8:11am On Sep 26, 2023
Rossikk:
IPOB guys....

Imagine you wake up one morning, and you hear that the entire oil in the delta has FINISHED.

No more oil.

Finished. Kaput. Exhausted. The only remnants left, just too deep and remote to be economical for exploitation.

And to make matters worse, the international community puts in place on the same day, measures to BAN OIL altogether, due to environmental reasons.

And then in the afternoon of the same day, you hear in the news that the world's largest deposits of LITHIUM have just been discovered in KANO STATE, and said to be worth over 500 TRILLION DOLLARS.

The news makes waves across the word, as analysts on CNN, BBC, Al Jazeera, and others, toast the emergence of NIGERIA as the undisputed richest country on the face of the Earth and in the history of the world!

Nigerian embassies across the world are stormed daily by investors of all kinds desperate to invest in Nigeria.

Begging for visa to Nigeria.

Chinese president XI Jin Pin, makes an impromptu visit to Abuja, uninvited, to plead with President Tinubu to let him build every infrastructure we want in Nigeria, for free, just to get his hands on 1% of our LITHIUM.

Even before the meeting is over, Joe Biden has landed with his own offer.

IPOB guys go send letter to Tinubu filled with tears and apology. wink

Do not discount this story as a fantasy, because I have read something about how Nigeria is EXTREMELY endowed with resources which are still being hidden from us.....for now.

wink
Of Nigeria would give Igbos Biafra with the conditions that Nigeria would have all the oil in Biafra land

Igbos would agree 100%

How much is the oil Lmaooo
Vietnam is doing 10 times what we do in oil in garment sales alone... You are here talking about oil smh how much be the oil

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Re: If THIS Happens, IPOB Would Say SORRY, And END Their Agitation Immediately by Zupay: 8:12am On Sep 26, 2023
Imo state in the South East has the largest gas deposit in Nigeria, why should they be obsessed with the oil in the Niger Delta whey northerners are the owners of the majority of the oil blocks there.

I am imagining dem attempting to do the same with the gas in Igbo land, na dat time something go really happen. cheesy cheesy
Re: If THIS Happens, IPOB Would Say SORRY, And END Their Agitation Immediately by victory36(m): 8:42am On Sep 26, 2023
First of all, I'm not even in support of dragging any other ethnic group along with us to form Biafra as it will most likely make Biafra turn into a mini Nigeria in the long run. Secondly, this oil you guys are making a whole lot of noise about, what exactly have you actually gained from it as a region if not pollution and unnecessary crime. As for the minerals in the north, the Chinese have already bought them all and the elders there have pocketed the entire proceeds. So there is really nothing to brag about. If the biafran government can learn from Nigeria's mistakes and do the right thing at all times, the reality will be the exact opposite of whatever you think will happen
Re: If THIS Happens, IPOB Would Say SORRY, And END Their Agitation Immediately by JOemmy(m): 9:53am On Sep 26, 2023
Everyone is very free to fantasy this op doesn't even know anything about the igbos and what they are made of its actually not about the resources in other parts of nigeria igbos will always choose the opportunity to live in a peaceful independent country of their own where they will develop their God given talents than live in a resource filled chaotic and disorganized country with fulani jihadists and igbo haters who have been using all kinds of dirty politics to impede their economic and political development. Op also forgot that igboland is also hugely blessed with other natural resources like gas, coal, uranium etc what really matters most is the quality of human resources that is available in every country not really natural resources if it was all about resources a resourceless land locked country like Switzerland won't have been the richest but nigeria with all the natural resources at it's disposal is still ranked as the world's poverty capital.

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