A Toast to Fucking Men

You are driven to attractions. We are sexual attractions closer to the road. We are positively charged and shockingly affordable. Trusted to deliver excellence, we are excellence for everyone to feel the difference. We make it nice and easy like nothing else on earth. You asked for it. You got it! What more could you ask for?

Happy Customer Service Week!

PS
In case you’re wondering who we are, we are sexy car models reaching out this Customer Service Week with a message phrased with catchphrases of the following car brands:

Driven to attractions (Scion)
Beautiful attractions (Sexy car models)
Closer to the road (Lamborghini)
Positively charged (Range Rover)
Shockingly affordable (Dacia)
Trusted to deliver excellence (Rolls Royce)
Excellence for everyone (Chevrolet)
Feel the difference (Ford)
We make it nice and easy (Carcraft)
Like nothing else on earth (Rolls Royce)
You asked for it. You got it! (Toyota)
What more could you ask for (Toyota)