chopstick ko suya stick ni, so wa alrite sha, i will soon join the bb club because of u, so i can ping u, pang u and pung u

yaayyyy bubba u still in birmmz shey,i promise a collabo ril soon

christmasss on me

No wahala, i dey kampe

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Inked_Nerd:


Holy Mama Africa!!! 

You're the first person who has caught onto the meaning of my username.

By the way, I like the keffiyeh in your profile pic. It reminds me of the one I used to have in high school

Funny, that. Weird too. Thanks!

@all nairalanders, Why do u guyz lyk outdoin odas?sm nlders can even lyk to outperform odas in stupidity,foolishness and what av u.

this is what i want to tell alhaji harem; stay the phuck away from the igbos and stop meddling in its affairs. u are a whoring lunatic!!!

Babangida changed the name of our football team to super Eagles,  since then, it has been failure and disappointments. This man is evil and synonymous with failures and hardship for Nigeria, Our footbal team name should be reverted back to the glorious GREEN EAGLES of NIGERIA

Here we go, <<clears throat
Nairaland is home to the slinkiest,slimiest,most asinine,stereotypical,misogynistic,sexist,blockheaded SLUGS,ever to crawl out from the unbelly of the World Wide Web
What a bunch of pathetic whiners,goofballs and mindless whackjobs that ALL of you are

To keep it short and sweet,

@ogugua. I fink u r kul, can i meet u?

Dear Roki!

How are u? I do hope you are fine and this letter meet you under the good condition of health. If so, doxology!


I am writing u this letter of love on a very sunny bright sunday. I writing you this letter from my garden of love under the apple tree of emotions!

I am writing to tell you how i have been mesmerized by your unquantifiable beauty that reminds me of angels worshiping at the alters of heaven!

With the sweetness of my golden pen and emotional condition of my heart and on the clean affection of my rose scented paper, I wish to pour out my heart load of love to you.

Thinking of you has become my only companion, you are in my thoughts morning, afternoon and night and even in my sleep!

Every morning on my waking up, even before i say good morning to Baba God, your tot and the wish to be with you would have occupied my heart and mind 3 hours before baba God knows i have woken up!

In a nutshell, your succulent lips, your orange shaped breast, your coca cola figured, twinkling eyes and the beautiful smile on your face makes my heart go tolotolo! and also makes me a permanent worshipper at the alter of  your love.

Please permit me to use this opportunity to ask you when we will meet at Iya Iyabo's Amara Joint.

I will be delighted and delightful to hear from you soon.

Thank you very much from the bottom of my heart.

Greateros.

PS: It took me and my five[5] friends, 3days to gather enough words to express my Candid emotions to you.

I gave your brother 5ok to help me deliver this letter!

rokiatu? you know what i have in mind right? i have told you times without numbers

@sexkillz, i dont like you, you think you know more than every body on NL, if any one doesnt agree with you or makes their own opinon you start insulting them grow up man!! we are only making an opinon just like you idiot!!

This question goes to THE AMAKA: Are you [b]Amaka Nw-----[/b]you know, that same babe who was giving those South African Naija haters (on that BigBrother Facebook page) sleepless nights? Hehehe, nice one!

Greateros, I have read your letter like 5 times already. To be honest, I am speechless, I don't know what to say right now.
Infact, I am even scared.

I really do not usually care about what nairaland guys have to say, but that shi  t hit me pretty hard.

*singing roki in luv, *

LOL I am not in love. You are funny.

I've got a set of questions for Marcus1234:

1. Why are you stalking Knorckle2? Cuz I've noticed you both post on the EXACT same threads, ALL THE TIME. Is there something I'm missing here?

2. Are you both bots? If so, who are your manufacturers?

3. You both seem to love one-liners and one-liners only. Care to explain what that's all about?

4. Dude, what the faaack is up with the FLAGS!!!?

@sexkillz
I really want to be frnds with U̶̲̥̅̊, I mean it.
@mrs chima,if I was given d chance to meet J̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊s̶̲̥̅̊t̲̥̅̊ one nl,I wld pick U̶̲̥̅̊ first, U̶̲̥̅̊ re quite a handful, and ur tongue?good lawd! I dare ŋ☺† go there but I L♥√ع ur personality all d same.
Babe,inked,nayah,Rokiatu, U̶̲̥̅̊ guys rock.
@claremont,I hope dat by d time U̶̲̥̅̊ realize dat there is a supreme God,it wnt be too late for U̶̲̥̅̊!

lol i have nothing to say ooo

sleekch1c:

@sexkillz
I really want to be frnds with U̶̲̥̅̊, I mean it.
@mrs chima,if I was given d chance to meet J̲̥̅̊u̶̲̥̅̊s̶̲̥̅̊t̲̥̅̊ one nl,I wld pick U̶̲̥̅̊ first, U̶̲̥̅̊ re quite a handful, and your tongue?good lawd! I dare ŋ☺† go there but I L♥√ع your personality all d same.
Babe,inked,nayah,Rokiatu, U̶̲̥̅̊ guys rock.
@claremont,I hope dat by d time U̶̲̥̅̊ realize dat there is a supreme God,it wnt be too late for U̶̲̥̅̊!

[size=14pt]I'm ok with that sleekch1c! My mail addy is on my profile!. . . or u drop yours. Whichever is more convenient. . .[/size]

Will get urs instead. I can't drop mine here,I'm sorry.will send U̶̲̥̅̊ a mail.thanx!

sleekch1c:

Will get urs instead. I can't drop mine here,I'm sorry.will send U̶̲̥̅̊ a mail.thanx!

Gamine where are you?

@roki. Tok tru
*joining sexkills n sleekch1c* Nl wonders.
Still waiting for my ogugua

Truth be told, to me l gat quite some people who have struck me in a real way. But l think MrBrownJay deserves special mention. Dude is just as real as it gets, not all those friendly-neighbourhood-superhero wannabe. I feel l owe this dude.

I thought the little anonymousity this place could offer would lead some guys say what they feel and how they feel and be realistic about, but l guess e-pussy and e-acceptance overrides that.

Mr. Cor.k, well, what can l say. I have a feeling there is some cool dude behind this mask. Otherwise, l gotta tell you your stupidity is in HD. No offeinse

tellwisdom:

, Bro you should knw the guy is desperately seeking for the cheap attention from d gurls, not knwing they wld be dissappointed in the long run cos d guy na ALBINO with RED DICKKK

+100. . .

[size=14pt]Your idiotic opinion has been noted!. . . Any further moronic comments or observations? [/size]

I like Pendo89


Hi p

i really really miss reading Babyosisi's posts on nairaland, especially  in the politics section. i don't know why she left, and don't know how to stalk people lol.   so if by any chance you see this, Babyosisi, just wanna let ya know that i always admired ya, several years back, at the end of a long day at college, this young man looked forward to coming back to his computer and have a good laugh, cracking up cause of your wits, humor and crazy talk! if you've moved on to another forum, let me know and i will be there right away! or just come back here, please!
With love,
Remark D
(Phew! i almost signed my real name lol)