LocalFARMERS:



Cause I want to keep and train it. Its been with me for almost 2 months now.

The thing don dey sabi your face and voice?

garriAndsugar:
What's the need of keeping it as pet. Why not eat it or give it to me to eat?🙂

It's still a baby one I guess

SaintGabriel:


Issue with you guys is you're never trustworthy.

You fit collect car now, talk say engine spoil Na why you no fit deliver. Or one funny excuse like that.

Last 3 people I tried it ended in tears.

Being considering buying 2 cars and giving it out to drivers, this same exact reason is why I will never take such a stupid risk with my HARD earned money.

LocalFARMERS:
We caught this Monitor Lizard weeks ago. But i've not killed it since we caught it. It is presently my Pet.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUKIIbRvRVA?si=oZPgAXgs5ZwS5Pl4

You wear pampers for the lizard?

BRATISLAVA:


Even if it tastes good? I don't think these lizards are extinct.

I've never liked the idea of eating reptiles and amphibians.

goldmatrix:
Then do away with your pots and knives if you are honest..

Just like your username, this is comic gold.

See better meat

Farfalla:


I've never liked the idea of eating reptiles and amphibians.

I suppose it's alright if they keep the population down by eating them. The bigger ones are preferable to this sort of cat fodder.

garriAndsugar:
What's the need of keeping it as pet. Why not eat it or give it to me to eat?🙂

Dey play...

erneski01:
Why did you tie something on its waist?

A form of waist beads 🙄

Smithwilliams826:

You wear pampers for the lizard?

You wan keee me with laugh

MrReeseG:


The thing don dey sabi your face and voice?

It is no longer scared of me.

dNortherner:
Ha, ha...ba'a abida ya faru. Surprise ni ke yi.

Its alright

Name it Tinubu

LocalFARMERS:

Its alright

Monitor Lizard, what does you feed it with?

LocalFARMERS:
We caught this Monitor Lizard weeks ago. But i've not killed it since we caught it. It is presently my Pet.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUKIIbRvRVA?si=oZPgAXgs5ZwS5Pl4

Why you are keeping it, is because is not yet mature to your liking when it comes to preparing it for pepper soup
I come in peace

LocalFARMERS:
We caught this Monitor Lizard weeks ago. But i've not killed it since we caught it. It is presently my Pet.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUKIIbRvRVA?si=oZPgAXgs5ZwS5Pl4

Make sure to feed it with flesh, because it is carnivorous.Feed it with rats,lizards,mice, insects,birds,frogs and other small animals.
But you must feed it with raw flesh.

finallybusy:
A good idea. The same children who’ll eat it due to poverty are the very people who’ll use their alternate accounts to brag that they can feed Dangote for life. On the internet, you can be anyone you feel. Lying is always allowed.

You're right o, one agbadorian was even bragging on a trend on this forum that he own TWO BEACHES in Canada, somebody that has probably never left the shores of Nigeria before. I won't mention anyone o, but let CoronaVirusPro come out to defend himself. 😂😂😂😂

Dybala11:

You're right o, one agbadorian was even bragging on a trend on this forum that he own TWO BEACHES in Canada, somebody that has probably never left the shores of Nigeria before. I won't mention anyone o, but let CoronaVirusPro come out to defend himself. 😂😂😂😂

You still dying of envy

Like I said, you can never achieve such feet in your life time!

CoronaVirusPro:


You still dying of envy

Like I said, you can never achieve such feet in your life time!

Your mates are everywhere making money, while you're busy claiming the ownership of elegushi beach and under-bridge. Stay there make cloth dey wear you. Envy ko, savvy ni. Say na feet.

Dybala11:

Your mates are everywhere making money, while you're busy claiming the ownership of elegushi beach and under-bridge. Stay there make cloth dey wear you. Envy ko, savvy ni. Say na feet.

Hope you still remember the square footage? Four Hundred and Forty Thousand square foot!

Add up your present and after-life, you cannot make it!

CoronaVirusPro:


Hope you still remember the square footage? Four Hundred and Forty Thousand square foot!

Add up your present and after-life, you cannot make it!

Only an empty vessel like you makes noise, I will never claim to possess what I don't have unlike you the audio owner of two beaches in Canada.

Dybala11:

Only an empty vessel like you makes noise, I will never claim to possess what I don't have unlike you the audio owner of two beaches in Canada.

I love getting people like you frustrated. Let me tell you the location, I own one in Nova Scotia, and the other in New Brunswick.

You can NEVER make it that far! Trust me!

If not privacy reason. I can keep you shut forever!

CoronaVirusPro:





I love getting people like you frustrated. Let me tell you the location, I own one in Nova Scotia, and the other in New Brunswick.

You can NEVER make it that far! Trust me!

If not privacy reason. I can keep you shut forever!

You don go do your Google and paste work to chase clout here, dude we don't give two shits, Mr two bitches. Say na privacy, you that I dey use as banter material dey talk about privacy. Empty barrels make the loudest noise. Say na keep shut forever, owner of two bitches for village. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Dybala11:

You don go do your Google and paste work to chase clout here, dude we don't give two shits, Mr two bitches. Say na privacy, you that I dey use as banter material dey talk about privacy. Empty barrels make the loudest noise. Say na keep shut forever, owner of two bitches for village. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Should I tell you more?

I want you to know your life is wasted already!

CoronaVirusPro:


Should I tell you more?

I want you to know your life is wasted already!

The brainless one at it again, the audio owner of two bitches and the Atlantic Ocean. May I never have a nonentity like you around me, bast.ard son of a thousand fathers. 😂😂😂

CoronaVirusPro:


Should I tell you more?

I want you to know your life is wasted already!

The brainless one at it again, the audio owner of two bitches and the Atlantic Ocean. May I never have a nonentity like you around me, bast.ard son of a thousand fathers. 😂😂😂

Dybala11:

The brainless one at it again, the audio owner of two bitches and the Atlantic Ocean. May I never have a nonentity like you around me, bast.ard son of a thousand fathers. 😂😂😂

Trust me!

Your father wont make that statement in front of me. I am not capping!

You are the son of a loser and bound to also lose!

You so jealous and envious! Work hard and you still will never make it that far!

CoronaVirusPro:


Trust me!

Your father wont make that statement in front of me. I am not capping!

You are the son of a loser and bound to also lose!

You so jealous and envious! Work hard and you still will never make it that far!

Dude, hope you've eaten sand before coming here. Your only line of argument/reply against those that called out your bullshit and lies is to talk about them being envious or jealous and then resort to insults. I repeat, you own nothing Mr two bitches. You can repeat that statement in front of the dog that gave birth to you Mr two bitches. 😂😂😂😂

Dybala11:

Dude, hope you've eaten sand before coming here. Your only line of argument/reply against those that called out your bullshit and lies is to talk about them being envious or jealous and then resort to insults. I repeat, you own nothing Mr two bitches. You can repeat that statement in front of the dog that gave birth to you Mr two bitches. 😂😂😂😂

Then why are you so worried and pained? Does it hurt that much!

Cant you see you restless!

Son of a loser! I know no one in your lineage has gone that far before!

CoronaVirusPro:


Then why are you so worried and pained? Does it hurt that much!

Cant you see you restless!

Son of a loser! I know no one in your lineage has gone that far before!

Say na pain, you that has become a laughing stock to everyone on this forum. I'm not the first person to call you out on that your barrage of lies and I won't be the last either Mr two bitches. Dude no one in my lineage can ever go as far as to claim to own what is not theirs to start with. Very soon, I know you'll come here to claim the ownership of the Atlantic Ocean. It's just a matter of time, empty barrel making noise. God forbid this claim, a condom would have prevented all this nonsense were seeing from you, nonsensical idi.ot. 😂😂😂😂😂

LocalFARMERS:
We caught this Monitor Lizard weeks ago. But i've not killed it since we caught it. It is presently my Pet.

Is it not venomous?