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Re: Going To Church Prolongs Your Life By 14 Years - Experts by Nokio2: 9:55am On Oct 22, 2023
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Re: Going To Church Prolongs Your Life By 14 Years - Experts by Nokio2: 9:58am On Oct 22, 2023
My landlord has been going to club since 1973..the man is 78 but he is young like don jazzy
Re: Going To Church Prolongs Your Life By 14 Years - Experts by Moneyboyz: 9:59am On Oct 22, 2023
It didn't prolong the life of your ancestors enslaved by Arabs and European pigs.

Una sha wan remain slave all Una life.

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Re: Going To Church Prolongs Your Life By 14 Years - Experts by BigDawsNet: 10:00am On Oct 22, 2023
This is possible only if you go to the right church...

Been to church where I feel valuable because I felt leftover... it was like the God dey are worshiping was diff from mine... and also.. they will tell you why God favour them more than you... that one is not church..

Pls go to church that will make you fill comfortable

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Re: Going To Church Prolongs Your Life By 14 Years - Experts by Donchieli: 10:00am On Oct 22, 2023
U didn't have to start a religious sentiment on this he jus laughed

A Christian would have don d same too


PoliteActivist:


He didn't say anything about going to mosque
Re: Going To Church Prolongs Your Life By 14 Years - Experts by imoh4king(m): 10:01am On Oct 22, 2023
OLAADEGBU:


Pulse.ng

SO SAYS THE "NIGERIAN EXPERT"

Nigerians and their hypocritical and sycophantic quotes about Church.

When you dress up, on a Sunday morning, despite the inflation and high cost of transport with your offering at hand, ONLY to be reminded that your prosperity will be determined by how much financial contributions you make to the Church....typically, reminding you about how poor you are, maybe unemployed, child seeking etc.

They make it look like its your fault that your neighbour looks more glamorous than you.

WHY WONT YOU GET SAD OR DEPRESS?

Church attendance and long life expectancy, my ass.

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Re: Going To Church Prolongs Your Life By 14 Years - Experts by Wizardslayer: 10:01am On Oct 22, 2023
It doesn't apply to Nigerians because going to church in Nigeria means prolonging your life to extra 14yrs in hell.

Only in Africa especially in Nigeria that poverty and religion is seen as weapon and means of controlling the population.

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Re: Going To Church Prolongs Your Life By 14 Years - Experts by Exceed15: 10:02am On Oct 22, 2023
Healing for emotional wounds
Re: Going To Church Prolongs Your Life By 14 Years - Experts by excanny: 10:03am On Oct 22, 2023
Lies. grin
Re: Going To Church Prolongs Your Life By 14 Years - Experts by AntiChristian: 10:04am On Oct 22, 2023
No wonder Jesus life short!
Re: Going To Church Prolongs Your Life By 14 Years - Experts by AlphaNugget(m): 10:05am On Oct 22, 2023
Devil laughed grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Re: Going To Church Prolongs Your Life By 14 Years - Experts by Zooposki(f): 10:05am On Oct 22, 2023
Partying or clubbing every week will achieve the same results too. It’s just the release of endorphins.

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Re: Going To Church Prolongs Your Life By 14 Years - Experts by ehikwe22: 10:06am On Oct 22, 2023
Take a look at the most religious countries, they have the lowest life span. The least religious countries have by far the highest life span

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Re: Going To Church Prolongs Your Life By 14 Years - Experts by saintrow1: 10:06am On Oct 22, 2023
Marketing church
Re: Going To Church Prolongs Your Life By 14 Years - Experts by GindoX(m): 10:12am On Oct 22, 2023
LikeAking:
Why Japanese com Dey live longer, despite not going to church .

Wise ones consume more of herbs
Re: Going To Church Prolongs Your Life By 14 Years - Experts by Angelfrost(m): 10:12am On Oct 22, 2023
That's not true for everyone...!

A healthy state of mind and body will prolong life, and not every church guarantees these.

Matter of fact, it is known that certain churches diminish people's minds and bodies.

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Re: Going To Church Prolongs Your Life By 14 Years - Experts by Yashita: 10:15am On Oct 22, 2023
Moneyboyz:
It didn't prolong the life of your ancestors enslaved by Arabs and European pigs.

Una sha wan remain slave all Una life.

The fear is born from “what will happen next after we die”, so they chose to go with what the slave masters brought to them about afterlife.

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Re: Going To Church Prolongs Your Life By 14 Years - Experts by M0M0SHIKI: 10:17am On Oct 22, 2023
No wonder our ancestors were dying young, no church back then
Re: Going To Church Prolongs Your Life By 14 Years - Experts by WebSurfer(m): 10:22am On Oct 22, 2023
somebody actually sit down and wrote this ! people are really stupid o
Re: Going To Church Prolongs Your Life By 14 Years - Experts by PoliteActivist: 10:23am On Oct 22, 2023
M0M0SHIKI:
No wonder our ancestors were dying young, no church back then

They were?
Methuselah
Re: Going To Church Prolongs Your Life By 14 Years - Experts by Moneyboyz: 10:24am On Oct 22, 2023
Yashita:


The fear is born from “what will happen next after we die”, so they chose to go with what the slave masters brought to them about afterlife.

Excatly, fear is the main reasons most of these blokes are religious.

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Re: Going To Church Prolongs Your Life By 14 Years - Experts by bigiyaro(m): 10:25am On Oct 22, 2023
This is very true, Christianity has a way of changing the way you looked at the world, my mom is a living example, if she were not a christian, she would have left or killed her morafvcking husband long time ago but she calmly endured the nigger's excesses.
Re: Going To Church Prolongs Your Life By 14 Years - Experts by demmie1: 10:29am On Oct 22, 2023
After marketing fake heaven don't sell anymore, they have resorted to long life. But we know the data.
Abrahamic religions are scams

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Re: Going To Church Prolongs Your Life By 14 Years - Experts by seborrhic: 10:29am On Oct 22, 2023
Piece of pure unadulterated garbage.
No single piece of even health orr medical lifestyle change or activity can have even a 20% life expectancy change,talkless of a church attendance.
So why doez the average Caucasian that have steadily been dwindling in church attendance at an astronomical rate still have higher life expectancy than the black American?
Why do Nigerians that one of the highest church attendance in the world still have across board shorter lifespans than the whites and other tribes in the developed world?
Why do our ancestors that mainly practiced non Christian religion lived longer than the average Nigerian of today!

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Re: Going To Church Prolongs Your Life By 14 Years - Experts by sojiooo1(m): 10:30am On Oct 22, 2023
LikeAking:
Why Japanese com Dey live longer, despite not going to church .


The study already address this. if they goto church more than once a week. there is high chance they will still live longer that what they still live now

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Re: Going To Church Prolongs Your Life By 14 Years - Experts by LikeAking: 10:31am On Oct 22, 2023
sojiooo1:



The study already address this. if they goto church more than once a week. there is high chance they will still live longer that what they still live now

Na fake studies..

The Japs live longer than everyone despite not going to church..

Let wait till reputable organizations like Harvard uni verify the claims..
Re: Going To Church Prolongs Your Life By 14 Years - Experts by demmie1: 10:31am On Oct 22, 2023
M0M0SHIKI:
No wonder our ancestors were dying young, no church back then
Our ancestors die young back then due to lack of modern medicine and wars. Technology even though the little we have here in this part of the world changed a lot of things for us
Re: Going To Church Prolongs Your Life By 14 Years - Experts by Zodiac61(m): 10:32am On Oct 22, 2023
Liar for christ.
Re: Going To Church Prolongs Your Life By 14 Years - Experts by Odidigboigbo(m): 10:40am On Oct 22, 2023
The simple facts is that attending Social gatherings elongates life, especially when you don't drink or engaged in other social vices. This is because it relieves you from emotional stress and depression. A lot of people have been saved from committing suicide just for attending social gatherings, and Religious gathering is one of the social gatherings. Only a FULL doubt proves.
Re: Going To Church Prolongs Your Life By 14 Years - Experts by Mosba: 10:43am On Oct 22, 2023
According to this story, T B Joshua is still alive somewhere in the corner of his church
Re: Going To Church Prolongs Your Life By 14 Years - Experts by PoliteActivist: 10:43am On Oct 22, 2023
Zooposki:
Partying or clubbing every week will achieve the same results too. It’s just the release of endorphins.

Not true. Excessive drinking, random casual sex, and exposure to possible club violence, will shorten your life
Re: Going To Church Prolongs Your Life By 14 Years - Experts by tunjidare2(m): 10:43am On Oct 22, 2023
My friends wife died coming back from night vigil 2 months ago. She is just 28 years old and left two kids.


PoliteActivist:


Have you tried to analyze why?

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