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JAPA: 10 Groups Of People Who Should Leave Nigeria Immediately by uche87(m): 11:56am On Nov 02, 2023
After looking at the '10 Sets Of People Who Shouldn't Travel To The UK' in search of greener pastures, I have decided to flip the card due to popular demand. This time around, I will be looking at those who need to leave Nigeria as soon as possible if they have a chance. Even if it means sailing in the proposed N5 billion presidential yacht of Presidential Bola Tinubu, in the sea of tears of the Nigerian masses fatally hit by the subsidy removal and other anti-people public policies.

Pardon me for the digression. The list is as follows:

(1) Above age 30 and unemployed:

If you are in your 30s and you haven't been able to land a decent job, Nigeria is already happening to you. That is the critical and formative of your life that could determine the direction of your entire life. You need an urgent and strategic decision to change your life around. Relocate immediately!

(2) Healthcare professionals:

There is a huge and lucrative market for healthcare professionals (mostly doctors and nurses) in the UK, US, Canada, Australia, and others. These healthcare professionals make big bucks abroad unlike in Nigeria where some state governors use them as tools of social experiment, on how much hardship a human being can bear in a lifetime.

(3) I.T Professionals:

It is no news that Information Technology is the new oil. The available roles abroad are not only lucrative but the working conditions are comfortable. The hybrid approach is usually adopted and this makes parenthood easier. If you are confident in your abilities, you know your onions and you want to test yourself, leave Nigeria immediately even if it's by black magic.

(4) Low-income earners: N100k and below:

As a family man, if you are making N100,000 per month or below under the 'Emilokan administration' of skyrocketing double-digit inflation of 25.8%, there is fire on the mountain. All you need to do is borrow the legs of Usain Bolt and run till you are out of the country. And that wasn't intended to be funny.

(5) State civil servants:

Have you noticed that the state civil servants are the regular victims of the state governors? They are not just poorly paid, but the payments of their salaries are mostly delayed. Most of them are like victims of Stockholm Syndrome; more like when the kidnapped young girls started falling in love with their Boko Haram abductors. If you are in these shoes, you are better off out of Nigeria.

(6) Full-time netizens:

If you spend an average of 10 hours or more on social media in a day without being an influencer/business personnel trading online, there is a problem. If what you do is troll celebrities and jump on trends, it means you are jobless. You should leave the country before the hair dye no longer hides your grey hair.

(7) Footballers:

Football is big business in the UK and Europe as a whole. It is a life-changing career that could alter the destiny of an entire generation. If you are still young and talented, you should leave and change the story of your family like Victor Osimhen.

(cool Breakfast victims:

If your self-acclaimed serious relationships have crashed three or more times in the last 12 months, due to your financial inadequacies, you might consider leaving Nigeria to step up. Your pocket needs to be rejigged. It is how the game works, don't blame the player.

(9) Habitual debtors:

One of the major causal factors of indebtedness is lack of money or poverty. , If you are always in debt, it might be that you are not earning enough. Financial mismanagement or gambling are also other factors. Leaving Nigeria where you can earn more in a more superior currency could be a good idea.

(10) Living with parents at 35 and above:

If you are residentially under the banner of your parents after seeing 35 Christmas celebrations in their home, then a major problem is at hand. Under normal circumstances, you should be raising your own little family at that age. Japa could be the antidote to your ailment.

Written by Osahon George Osayimwen

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Re: JAPA: 10 Groups Of People Who Should Leave Nigeria Immediately by Thundafireseun: 12:03pm On Nov 02, 2023
Mstheeeeeeeeew No 9 Habitual debtors

To travel to where ?? With which money ??

Everything you wrote is almost true but you sincerely forgot that travelling is quite very expensive

I wonder how someone who is 35 unemployed living with his parents eating mummy thank ma could travel??

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Re: JAPA: 10 Groups Of People Who Should Leave Nigeria Immediately by kestolove95(m): 12:05pm On Nov 02, 2023
Op you need cash to japa

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Re: JAPA: 10 Groups Of People Who Should Leave Nigeria Immediately by atiku4President(m): 12:23pm On Nov 02, 2023
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Re: JAPA: 10 Groups Of People Who Should Leave Nigeria Immediately by ednut1(m): 12:26pm On Nov 02, 2023
Majority of the people on the list cannot afford japa via study route or even qualify for a skilled work visa. What skills does the unemployed 30 years old or the civil servants have?πŸ˜€

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Re: JAPA: 10 Groups Of People Who Should Leave Nigeria Immediately by Possessedkid: 2:30pm On Nov 02, 2023
Depending on where you wan go and the size of your pocket as body no be firewood

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Re: JAPA: 10 Groups Of People Who Should Leave Nigeria Immediately by safarilove(m): 4:41pm On Nov 02, 2023
Chai this op is damn funny..
which one be breakfast victims, seeing 35 years christians celebration..lol
At this point anybody wey discourage anyone from seeking greener pastures elsewhere na thunder go fire am..
Endure this, endure that na so people destiny just dey destroy anyhow..

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Re: JAPA: 10 Groups Of People Who Should Leave Nigeria Immediately by WhisperedNoise: 4:41pm On Nov 02, 2023
Everybody wants to leave but Baba Bulaba has lost control of the economy as the dollar spirals out of control daily.

Baba Bulaba wanted to "eat" the ground running, however he wanted to use style to purchase a 5b naira yacht. Is he tired of running? He wants to sail away. Haw haw haw.

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Re: JAPA: 10 Groups Of People Who Should Leave Nigeria Immediately by AngelicBeing: 4:42pm On Nov 02, 2023
Una no dey Taya with Japa or ljapa to the Western world, migration is as old as the creation of Man, God specifically instructed Abraham to Japa to another land, so kini big deal about Japa or no IJapa, regardless of the Pro/ Cons of Traveling, people will continue to travel, next news jarecheesy

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Re: JAPA: 10 Groups Of People Who Should Leave Nigeria Immediately by Houseofglam7(f): 4:42pm On Nov 02, 2023
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Re: JAPA: 10 Groups Of People Who Should Leave Nigeria Immediately by Raskimonojendor: 4:42pm On Nov 02, 2023
(9) Habitual debtors:

One of the major causal factors of indebtedness is lack of money or poverty. , If you are always in debt, it might be that you are not earning enough. Financial mismanagement or gambling are also other factors. Leaving Nigeria where you can earn more in a more superior currency could be a good idea.

These ones would just continue amassing debt and would be worse off.

Since they are habitual, Bad credit = miserable life abroad.

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Re: JAPA: 10 Groups Of People Who Should Leave Nigeria Immediately by Nobody: 4:43pm On Nov 02, 2023
Good post. Well said...

If anyone here is ready to spend 6 months learning German language, I have a sure link for EU jobs (relocation), as I am with in talks with a foreign hiring team...

You may PM for more details.

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Re: JAPA: 10 Groups Of People Who Should Leave Nigeria Immediately by jaymoney1(m): 4:43pm On Nov 02, 2023
Sha no be money person go take Japa...

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Re: JAPA: 10 Groups Of People Who Should Leave Nigeria Immediately by Truths9ja: 4:44pm On Nov 02, 2023
Very true here. 100% truths. Tinubu government have destroyed the economy

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Re: JAPA: 10 Groups Of People Who Should Leave Nigeria Immediately by Sirchiboy: 4:44pm On Nov 02, 2023
40 plus and unemployed

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Re: JAPA: 10 Groups Of People Who Should Leave Nigeria Immediately by Basicend: 4:44pm On Nov 02, 2023
Hmm. .

Whether you japa or not. . Anywhere you go, just make sure that God's hand is with you. .

It is the mercies of God that makes a man secure and fruitful.

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Re: JAPA: 10 Groups Of People Who Should Leave Nigeria Immediately by NaijaCover(m): 4:44pm On Nov 02, 2023
Is Here And Following The Thread

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Re: JAPA: 10 Groups Of People Who Should Leave Nigeria Immediately by veekid(m): 4:44pm On Nov 02, 2023
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Re: JAPA: 10 Groups Of People Who Should Leave Nigeria Immediately by holina: 4:44pm On Nov 02, 2023
Based on what u wrote above. It means everyone should JAPA, except politicians

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Re: JAPA: 10 Groups Of People Who Should Leave Nigeria Immediately by Klington: 4:44pm On Nov 02, 2023
shocked

Not just these groups, but every sane Nigerian that has the means. If not for anything, at least for your mental health. Ebola has come to finish what's left in the Treasury without mercy.

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Re: JAPA: 10 Groups Of People Who Should Leave Nigeria Immediately by JimohMomoh: 4:44pm On Nov 02, 2023
The OP is an Edo man

Very soon Edo State will have only old people.

The state is now lacking specialist doctors for some ailments at Irrua hospital.

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Re: JAPA: 10 Groups Of People Who Should Leave Nigeria Immediately by sofeo(m): 4:44pm On Nov 02, 2023
Alright
Re: JAPA: 10 Groups Of People Who Should Leave Nigeria Immediately by kennyz247(m): 4:44pm On Nov 02, 2023
No be money Dem dey use prepare visa..
Most Nigerians if given the opportunity to japa,they will surely japa without any doubt,but where is the money to process the visa?

Abi free visa dey available make u let us kno

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Re: JAPA: 10 Groups Of People Who Should Leave Nigeria Immediately by PureNigerDeltan(m): 4:45pm On Nov 02, 2023
Like say to japa na beansπŸ™„πŸ™„

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Re: JAPA: 10 Groups Of People Who Should Leave Nigeria Immediately by superCleanworks(m): 4:45pm On Nov 02, 2023
Atiku will soon japa back to dubai

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Re: JAPA: 10 Groups Of People Who Should Leave Nigeria Immediately by emmabest2000(m): 4:45pm On Nov 02, 2023
kennyz247:
No be money Dem dey use prepare visa

Lol , smart question !

Make sure you carry all your belongings while japaring grin

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Re: JAPA: 10 Groups Of People Who Should Leave Nigeria Immediately by Pootle: 4:46pm On Nov 02, 2023
na so japa easy reach undecided

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Re: JAPA: 10 Groups Of People Who Should Leave Nigeria Immediately by Procashtips(m): 4:46pm On Nov 02, 2023
ednut1:
Majority of the people on the list cannot afford japa via study route or even qualify for a skilled work visa. What skills does the unemployed 30 years old or the civil servants haveπŸ˜€

Majority on the list can't even afford a plane ticket

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Re: JAPA: 10 Groups Of People Who Should Leave Nigeria Immediately by franchasofficia: 4:46pm On Nov 02, 2023
I saw my name on number (6) Full-time netizens: otilo shocked shocked

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Re: JAPA: 10 Groups Of People Who Should Leave Nigeria Immediately by 4uniqueBrands: 4:46pm On Nov 02, 2023
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