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Re: 'did Jesus Sing And Dance', Muslim Cleric Mock Christians by WINDSOW(m): 11:24am On Nov 19, 2023
Supremos:
reply him without sounding derogatory to the Prophet
Which prophet? The paedophilia Mohammed? (Sex Award Winner SAW). !diot!!!

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Re: 'did Jesus Sing And Dance', Muslim Cleric Mock Christians by ogbuefi677(m): 11:25am On Nov 19, 2023
immortalcrown:
How many wives did Mohammed have and how many beggars did he have as children?
16 wives,including Aisha who he married when she was 6 and started handling her by that age,then,consummated the marriage when she was 9.
Another of his wives was the wife of his adopted son who he snatched when he saw the woman bathing and became overwhelmed by lust

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Re: 'did Jesus Sing And Dance', Muslim Cleric Mock Christians by Supremos: 11:25am On Nov 19, 2023
WINDSOW:

Which prophet? The paedophilia Mohammed? (Sex Award Winner SAW). !diot!!!
Mods

This fellow should be banned

Re: 'did Jesus Sing And Dance', Muslim Cleric Mock Christians by Supremos: 11:27am On Nov 19, 2023
immortalcrown:
My question is exactly like his. If mine is derogatory to Muhammed, his own is derogatory to Jesus.
Even the bible encourages us to correct one another in love. Don't cause unnecessary enmity in your reply
Re: 'did Jesus Sing And Dance', Muslim Cleric Mock Christians by AbuTwins: 11:30am On Nov 19, 2023
YourMrBoo:


I just gave you a part of the scripture in Mathew 1, that stated Jesus Christ is the son of David and you're here whyning...

Christians came from Jesus Christ the son of David.

Do Get that to your thick Muslim skull cos you no nothing

Yes I have a thick Muslim skull. Do you have a soft Christian head?

Explain the verse how Jesus who had no earthly father became son of David?

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Re: 'did Jesus Sing And Dance', Muslim Cleric Mock Christians by immortalcrown(m): 12:04pm On Nov 19, 2023
Supremos:
Even the bible encourages us to correct one another in love. Don't cause unnecessary enmity in your reply
Point out the enmity in my reply.

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Re: 'did Jesus Sing And Dance', Muslim Cleric Mock Christians by YourMrBoo: 12:06pm On Nov 19, 2023
AbuTwins:


Yes I have a thick Muslim skull. Do you have a soft Christian head?

Explain the verse how Jesus who had no earthly father became son of David?

Face your religion

Which kind religion supremacy be this one...

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Re: 'did Jesus Sing And Dance', Muslim Cleric Mock Christians by Available9: 12:09pm On Nov 19, 2023
Supremos:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=99pTCm_nIk0?si=FvEQ64AfaXDw1BaV

TV







Muslims see religion as a competition...they are more interested in which one is the best...and that's why they kill in the name of religion...but christians areote interested in salvation...to those head slammers, no one is in competition with you...Jesus died more than 500 years before the birth of Mohammad... infact, in all three major religion, Islam is the last... first was Judaism which started with Abraham....many years after, Jesus came...and after about 500 years, Mohammed was born...

Do your research before quoting me

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Re: 'did Jesus Sing And Dance', Muslim Cleric Mock Christians by AbuTwins: 12:09pm On Nov 19, 2023
YourMrBoo:


Face your religion

Which kind religion supremacy be this one...

Explain how Jesus wey no get father becomes son of David?
Re: 'did Jesus Sing And Dance', Muslim Cleric Mock Christians by YourMrBoo: 12:13pm On Nov 19, 2023
AbuTwins:


Explain how Jesus wey no get father becomes son of David?

In the Bible, particularly in the New Testament, Jesus Christ is referred to as the Son of David to emphasize his lineage. This title connects Jesus to the prophecies in the Old Testament, where it was foretold that the Messiah would be a descendant of David, a great king in Israel's history. The Gospel of Matthew, for example, traces Jesus' genealogy back to David, highlighting his royal lineage and fulfilling the prophetic expectation of the Messiah's connection to the house of David.

#copied

Any further question ⁉️

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Re: 'did Jesus Sing And Dance', Muslim Cleric Mock Christians by RealEzee(m): 12:17pm On Nov 19, 2023
Nooo na introvert Jesus b

Dis one just dey mumu wink
Re: 'did Jesus Sing And Dance', Muslim Cleric Mock Christians by Supremos: 12:19pm On Nov 19, 2023
immortalcrown:
Point out the enmity in my reply.
Reply with love bro
Re: 'did Jesus Sing And Dance', Muslim Cleric Mock Christians by AbuTwins: 12:21pm On Nov 19, 2023
YourMrBoo:


In the Bible, particularly in the New Testament, Jesus Christ is referred to as the Son of David to emphasize his lineage. This title connects Jesus to the prophecies in the Old Testament, where it was foretold that the Messiah would be a descendant of David, a great king in Israel's history. The Gospel of Matthew, for example, traces Jesus' genealogy back to David, highlighting his royal lineage and fulfilling the prophetic expectation of the Messiah's connection to the house of David.

#copied

Any further question ⁉️

Where you copy am from?
It seems you can't in your own words explain what you believe in.

Jesus had no earthly father!
Who is his father of Jesus from David?
Re: 'did Jesus Sing And Dance', Muslim Cleric Mock Christians by Brenbentondiaz: 12:23pm On Nov 19, 2023
Islam is a no singing, no dancing, no rejoicing, no enjoying, no celebrating religion. When it comes to blowing people up, stoning people to death, cutting lower class people's limbs for spurious reasons (their rich and important people's limbs seem to be immune to axes and machetes due to their high levels in life), and any other pain inflicting, sadness inducing activities, on the other hand...

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Re: 'did Jesus Sing And Dance', Muslim Cleric Mock Christians by Brenbentondiaz: 12:25pm On Nov 19, 2023
The singing and dancing in praising God seems to trigger the demons in charge of this goofy mallam, the way I see it. He couldn't but react to something that doesn't have any bearing on his life or religion.

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Re: 'did Jesus Sing And Dance', Muslim Cleric Mock Christians by immortalcrown(m): 12:26pm On Nov 19, 2023
Supremos:
Reply with love bro
Point out the hate in my comment.

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Re: 'did Jesus Sing And Dance', Muslim Cleric Mock Christians by xproducer: 12:36pm On Nov 19, 2023
"David danced before the LORD"

13 "And so it was, when those bearing the ark of the Lord had gone six paces, that he sacrificed oxen and fatted sheep. 14 Then David danced before the Lord with all his might; and David was wearing a linen ephod. 15 So David and all the house of Israel brought up the ark of the Lord with shouting and with the sound of the trumpet.

16 Now as the ark of the Lord came into the City of David, Michal, Saul’s daughter, looked through a window and saw King David leaping and whirling before the Lord; and she despised him in her heart. 17 So they brought the ark of the Lord, and set it in its place in the midst of the tabernacle that David had erected for it. Then David offered burnt offerings and peace offerings before the Lord. 18 And when David had finished offering burnt offerings and peace offerings, he blessed the people in the name of the Lord of hosts. 19 Then he distributed among all the people, among the whole multitude of Israel, both the women and the men, to everyone a loaf of bread, a piece of meat, and a cake of raisins. So all the people departed, everyone to his house.

20 Then David returned to bless his household. And Michal the daughter of Saul came out to meet David, and said, “How glorious was the king of Israel today, uncovering himself today in the eyes of the maids of his servants, as one of the base fellows shamelessly uncovers himself!

21 So David said to Michal, “It was before the Lord, who chose me instead of your father and all his house, to appoint me ruler over the people of the Lord, over Israel. Therefore I will play music before the Lord. 22 And I will be even more undignified than this, and will be humble in my own sight. But as for the maidservants of whom you have spoken, by them I will be held in honor.

23 Therefore Michal the daughter of Saul had no children to the day of her death. - 2 Samuel 6:13-23

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Re: 'did Jesus Sing And Dance', Muslim Cleric Mock Christians by WINDSOW(m): 12:49pm On Nov 19, 2023
Supremos:
Mods

This fellow should be banned
You didn't see what you fellow posted about other faith.
You must be f.. uckingly sick in the head.

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Re: 'did Jesus Sing And Dance', Muslim Cleric Mock Christians by psalmistkakah(m): 1:01pm On Nov 19, 2023
AbuTwins:


Where you copy am from?
It seems you can't in your own words explain what you believe in.

Jesus had no earthly father!
Who is his father of Jesus from David?
Mary got married to Joseph and Joseph himself linegae in line to King David..Reason Joseph is earthly Father.. Jesus did not fall from heaven, he was given birth to and was taken from childhood.. Heavenly father Is God..Because he was conceived in a miraculous way, No mating but by divine.. Reason we have Trinity..God the Father, son and holy..in the creation God said let make man in our image...underline that word OUR..

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Re: 'did Jesus Sing And Dance', Muslim Cleric Mock Christians by Generalmystic: 1:30pm On Nov 19, 2023
Brenbentondiaz:
Islam is a no singing, no dancing, no rejoicing, no enjoying, no celebrating religion. When it comes to blowing people up, stoning people to death, cutting lower class people's limbs for spurious reasons (their rich and important people's limbs seem to be immune from axes and machetes due to their high levels in life), and any other pain inflicting, sadness inducing activities, on the other hand...
Buhahahaha

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Re: 'did Jesus Sing And Dance', Muslim Cleric Mock Christians by YourMrBoo: 1:38pm On Nov 19, 2023
AbuTwins:


Capital Punishment Crimes:

Kill People Who Don’t Listen to Priests
Anyone arrogant enough to reject the verdict of the judge or of the priest who represents the LORD your God must be put to death. Such evil must be purged from Israel. (Deuteronomy 17:12 NLT)

Kill Witches
You should not let a sorceress live. (Exodus 22:17 NAB)

Kill Homosexuals
“If a man lies with a male as with a women, both of them shall be put to death for their abominable deed; they have forfeited their lives.” (Leviticus 20:13 NAB)

Kill Fortunetellers
A man or a woman who acts as a medium or fortuneteller shall be put to death by stoning; they have no one but themselves to blame for their death. (Leviticus 20:27 NAB)

Death for Hitting Dad
Whoever strikes his father or mother shall be put to death. (Exodus 21:15 NAB)

Death for Cursing Parents
1) If one curses his father or mother, his lamp will go out at the coming of darkness. (Proverbs 20:20 NAB)

2) All who curse their father or mother must be put to death. They are guilty of a capital offense. (Leviticus 20:9 NLT)

Death for Adultery
If a man commits adultery with another man’s wife, both the man and the woman must be put to death. (Leviticus 20:10 NLT)

Death for Fornication
A priest’s daughter who loses her honor by committing fornication and thereby dishonors her father also, shall be burned to death. (Leviticus 21:9 NAB)

Death to Followers of Other Religions
Whoever sacrifices to any god, except the Lord alone, shall be doomed. (Exodus 22:19 NAB)

Kill Nonbelievers
They entered into a covenant to seek the Lord, the God of their fathers, with all their heart and soul; and everyone who would not seek the Lord, the God of Israel, was to be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman. (2 Chronicles 15:12-13 NAB)

Kill False Prophets
If a man still prophesies, his parents, father and mother, shall say to him, “You shall not live, because you have spoken a lie in the name of the Lord.” When he prophesies, his parents, father and mother, shall thrust him through. (Zechariah 13:3 NAB)

Kill the Entire Town if One Person Worships Another God
Suppose you hear in one of the towns the LORD your God is giving you that some worthless rabble among you have led their fellow citizens astray by encouraging them to worship foreign gods. In such cases, you must examine the facts carefully. If you find it is true and can prove that such a detestable act has occurred among you, you must attack that town and completely destroy all its inhabitants, as well as all the livestock. Then you must pile all the plunder in the middle of the street and burn it. Put the entire town to the torch as a burnt offering to the LORD your God. That town must remain a ruin forever; it may never be rebuilt. Keep none of the plunder that has been set apart for destruction. Then the LORD will turn from his fierce anger and be merciful to you. He will have compassion on you and make you a great nation, just as he solemnly promised your ancestors. “The LORD your God will be merciful only if you obey him and keep all the commands I am giving you today, doing what is pleasing to him.” (Deuteronomy 13:13-19 NLT)

Kill Women Who Are Not Virgins On Their Wedding Night
But if this charge is true (that she wasn’t a virgin on her wedding night), and evidence of the girls virginity is not found, they shall bring the girl to the entrance of her fathers house and there her townsman shall stone her to death, because she committed a crime against Israel by her unchasteness in her father’s house. Thus shall you purge the evil from your midst. (Deuteronomy 22:20-21 NAB)

Kill Followers of Other Religions.
1) If your own full brother, or your son or daughter, or your beloved wife, or you intimate friend, entices you secretly to serve other gods, whom you and your fathers have not known, gods of any other nations, near at hand or far away, from one end of the earth to the other: do not yield to him or listen to him, nor look with pity upon him, to spare or shield him, but kill him. Your hand shall be the first raised to slay him; the rest of the people shall join in with you. You shall stone him to death, because he sought to lead you astray from the Lord, your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, that place of slavery. And all Israel, hearing of this, shall fear and never do such evil as this in your midst. (Deuteronomy 13:7-12 NAB)

2) Suppose a man or woman among you, in one of your towns that the LORD your God is giving you, has done evil in the sight of the LORD your God and has violated the covenant by serving other gods or by worshiping the sun, the moon, or any of the forces of heaven, which I have strictly forbidden. When you hear about it, investigate the matter thoroughly. If it is true that this detestable thing has been done in Israel, then that man or woman must be taken to the gates of the town and stoned to death. (Deuteronomy 17:2-5 NLT)

Death for Blasphemy
One day a man who had an Israelite mother and an Egyptian father got into a fight with one of the Israelite men. During the fight, this son of an Israelite woman blasphemed the LORD’s name. So the man was brought to Moses for judgment. His mother’s name was Shelomith. She was the daughter of Dibri of the tribe of Dan. They put the man in custody until the LORD’s will in the matter should become clear. Then the LORD said to Moses, “Take the blasphemer outside the camp, and tell all those who heard him to lay their hands on his head. Then let the entire community stone him to death. Say to the people of Israel: Those who blaspheme God will suffer the consequences of their guilt and be punished. Anyone who blasphemes the LORD’s name must be stoned to death by the whole community of Israel. Any Israelite or foreigner among you who blasphemes the LORD’s name will surely die. (Leviticus 24:10-16 NLT)

Kill False Prophets
1) Suppose there are prophets among you, or those who have dreams about the future, and they promise you signs or miracles, and the predicted signs or miracles take place. If the prophets then say, ‘Come, let us worship the gods of foreign nations,’ do not listen to them. The LORD your God is testing you to see if you love him with all your heart and soul. Serve only the LORD your God and fear him alone. Obey his commands, listen to his voice, and cling to him. The false prophets or dreamers who try to lead you astray must be put to death, for they encourage rebellion against the LORD your God, who brought you out of slavery in the land of Egypt. Since they try to keep you from following the LORD your God, you must execute them to remove the evil from among you. (Deuteronomy 13:1-5 NLT)

2) But any prophet who claims to give a message from another god or who falsely claims to speak for me must die.’ You may wonder, ‘How will we know whether the prophecy is from the LORD or not?’ If the prophet predicts something in the LORD’s name and it does not happen, the LORD did not give the message. That prophet has spoken on his own and need not be feared. (Deuteronomy 18:20-22 NLT)

Infidels and Gays Should Die
So God let them go ahead and do whatever shameful things their hearts desired. As a result, they did vile and degrading things with each other’s bodies. Instead of believing what they knew was the truth about God, they deliberately chose to believe lies. So they worshiped the things God made but not the Creator himself, who is to be praised forever. Amen. That is why God abandoned them to their shameful desires. Even the women turned against the natural way to have sex and instead indulged in sex with each other. And the men, instead of having normal sexual relationships with women, burned with lust for each other. Men did shameful things with other men and, as a result, suffered within themselves the penalty they so richly deserved. When they refused to acknowledge God, he abandoned them to their evil minds and let them do things that should never be done. Their lives became full of every kind of wickedness, sin, greed, hate, envy, murder, fighting, deception, malicious behavior, and gossip. They are backstabbers, haters of God, insolent, proud, and boastful. They are forever inventing new ways of sinning and are disobedient to their parents. They refuse to understand, break their promises, and are heartless and unforgiving. They are fully aware of God’s death penalty for those who do these things, yet they go right ahead and do them anyway. And, worse yet, they encourage others to do them, too. (Romans 1:24-32 NLT)

Kill Anyone who Approaches the Tabernacle
For the LORD had said to Moses, ‘Exempt the tribe of Levi from the census; do not include them when you count the rest of the Israelites. You must put the Levites in charge of the Tabernacle of the Covenant, along with its furnishings and equipment. They must carry the Tabernacle and its equipment as you travel, and they must care for it and camp around it. Whenever the Tabernacle is moved, the Levites will take it down and set it up again. Anyone else who goes too near the Tabernacle will be executed.’ (Numbers 1:48-51 NLT)

Kill People for Working on the Sabbath
The LORD then gave these further instructions to Moses: ‘Tell the people of Israel to keep my Sabbath day, for the Sabbath is a sign of the covenant between me and you forever. It helps you to remember that I am the LORD, who makes you holy. Yes, keep the Sabbath day, for it is holy. Anyone who desecrates it must die; anyone who works on that day will be cut off from the community. Work six days only, but the seventh day must be a day of total rest. I repeat: Because the LORD considers it a holy day, anyone who works on the Sabbath must be put to death.’ (Exodus 31:12-15 NLT)

What do you think about all these?

You be werey, imagine all the passage you're quoting. Very old before Christ.

I thought we are talking about Christians...

Why bringing old testament!? That have in road to koran aswell.

These passages is not particular to Judaism or any specific religion but both with Islam hence why it's called Abrahamic religion
Re: 'did Jesus Sing And Dance', Muslim Cleric Mock Christians by AbuTwins: 1:41pm On Nov 19, 2023
psalmistkakah:

Mary got married to Joseph and Joseph himself linegae in line to King David..Reason Joseph is earthly Father.. Jesus did not fall from heaven, he was given birth to and was taken from childhood.. Heavenly father Is God..Because he was conceived in a miraculous way, No mating but by divine.. Reason we have Trinity..God the Father, son and holy..in the creation God said let make man in our image...underline that word OUR..


Joseph's lineage is that of David. But Jesus doesn't have Joseph's blood! So how is he of David through someone who didn't birth him?

And where was trinity mentioned in the Bible?
Re: 'did Jesus Sing And Dance', Muslim Cleric Mock Christians by YourMrBoo: 1:43pm On Nov 19, 2023
AbuTwins:



Joseph's lineage is that of David. But Jesus doesn't have Joseph's blood! So how is he of David through someone who didn't birth him?

And where was trinity mentioned in the Bible?

You can never understand without the holy spirit , even if you're thought a million times that's a curse.
Re: 'did Jesus Sing And Dance', Muslim Cleric Mock Christians by AbuTwins: 1:43pm On Nov 19, 2023
YourMrBoo:


You be werey, imagine all the passage you're quoting. Very old before Christ.

I thought we are talking about Christians...

Why bringing old testament!? That have in road to koran aswell.

These passages is not particular to Judaism or any specific religion but both with Islam hence why it's called Abrahamic religion


Are those verses inspired by Satan and not the holy spirit, father and son again?

Is God of the old testament that gave those laws different from theat of the new testament?

Jesus Christ the same yesterday today and forever!
Re: 'did Jesus Sing And Dance', Muslim Cleric Mock Christians by AbuTwins: 1:44pm On Nov 19, 2023
YourMrBoo:


You can never understand without the holy spirit , even if you're thought a million times that's a curse.

grin

That's too dumb!
Re: 'did Jesus Sing And Dance', Muslim Cleric Mock Christians by YourMrBoo: 1:46pm On Nov 19, 2023
AbuTwins:


Are those verses inspired by Satan and not the holy spirit, father and son again?

Is God of the old testament that gave those laws different from theat of the new testament?

Jesus Christ the same yesterday today and forever!

We serve God through his son Jesus Christ hence Christianity. Which means Christ Like

I don't know about you.
But Christianity was born in the new testament Sir

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Re: 'did Jesus Sing And Dance', Muslim Cleric Mock Christians by ruggedtimi(m): 1:47pm On Nov 19, 2023
Him go talk whether mohammed use micro phone.
Re: 'did Jesus Sing And Dance', Muslim Cleric Mock Christians by YourMrBoo: 1:53pm On Nov 19, 2023
AbuTwins:


grin

That's too dumb!

Mr I too know grin

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