So this childish post I see secondary school children posting everyday on Facebook has finally made its way to NL front page.

I apologise to my heart and two hands
My hands have seen shege

Domaining101:
Let me go first - I apologize to my left hand.

Haaaaa

My peni.s

My dick and brain 😂😂

Domaining101:
Let me go first - I apologize to my left hand.

My brain of course.

Make I no lie o .
Na my dick I go apologize to

Beuberry:
I m sorry my unmentionables. You don see shege!

Can u expanciate?

Honorable mention;
Brain=Thinking too much.
Heart=always beating.
Leg=Walk around a lot.

I tender an unreserved apology to my "Left Auricle"

My leg- where I never waka go in Akure.

My eyes- Always on social media

Has to be my hand cause e don too count money

Shellsploit:
I tender an unreserved apology to my "Left Auricle"

Hian, you have started again

My heart
My brain
My leg
Sorry for over using you

I apologise to my brain..


I suffer headache every-single-day because of the overuse of my brain.

STEWpid:
Chai..



All the bones in my body.





...and all those that mentioned "Brain" are actually referring to "Deek".

All your bones chai chair chaiiiiiiii
Dem don bend you anyhow with different different styles the bones can't contain it again
🤣🤣🤣

My d**k. The nigga don do work wotowoto

I apologize to u but not all that apologetic cos u never finish ur service. U need to finish ur service before I apologize and accept ur retirement... Hahahahahh

Sucolee:
My legs.....i do walk from alakuko to sango 3 times in a week to and fro...my dear legs,am sorry 2024 go better for me

for real? Why?

Oh my Mind...
My mind has wonder off different west country, getting different ideas..
If friction occurred, in heart and Brain toor glory be to God be that..
Am really sorry to my beautiful mind

Domaining101:
Let me go first - I apologize to my left hand.

My legs. Walks atleast 7km daily

My dick ..

ukaface:

I apologise for overusing my head to over day dream even over what can never happen

Like what & what?

Happy weekend

mytime24:
My .....

Ur kitten

My brain

May the Lord Forgive you of all and sin no more....lolss

slaawomirr:
Damnnn niggar

My Brian, dickkk and hands

My hands don hear am hot from keyboarding

My dickk don penetrate too many holes


Why do I believe you are a guy with hairy balls

My prick don see shege for this life ,make I begin apologize for future abuse yet to be committed.

oz4real83:
Some people's minds will imagine otherwise , instead of apologizing to the heart , which is the first developed organ at fetal stage and works through lifetime

You don't use your heart. It works on its own

my dick I'm sorry, I've over used you to satisfy many ingrates, I'm sorry

My pweek and my head....
Pweek don too work and head don too reason...
Make God forgive and have mercy on me

The most used parts of your body:

1) your heart
2) your brain
3) your eyes (debatable)

Domaining101:
Let me go first - I apologize to my left hand.

My brain, my heart and my nose...am very sorry...thanks for 24/7 duty

Domaining101:
Let me go first - I apologize to my left hand.

My preek I too dey use am hoe and farm pusssy.