HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE : Actually I'd rather
have the money.

HE: I'm a photographer.
I've been looking for a face
like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon.
I've been looking for a face
like yours.

HE:Hi. Didn't we go on a
date once? Or was it
twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I
never make the same
mistake twice, chei

HE: How did you get to be
so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given
your share.

HE: Will you go out with
me this Saturday?
SHE : Sorry. I'm having a
headache this weekend.

HE: Your face must turn a
few heads.
SHE: And your face must
turn a few stomachs.

HE: Go on ,don't be shy.
Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.

HE : I think I could make
you very happy.
SHE : Why? Are you
leaving?

HE: What would you say if
I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk
and laugh at the same
time.

HE: Can I have your
name?
SHE : Why? Don't you
already have one?

HE: Shall we go see a
movie?
SHE : I've already seen it.

HE: Where have you been
all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven't I seen you
some place before?
SHE : Yes. That's why I
don't go there anymore, Chai

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE : Yes, and this one will
be if you sit down.

HE: So, what do you do
for a living?
SHE: I'm a female
impersonator.

HE: Hey baby, what's your
sign?
SHE : Do not enter.

HE: Your body is like a
temple.
SHE : Sorry, there are no
services today. Lolz

lol, see wickedness

Andrew, this kain yawa no good, me go just bury my face

This is why "THEY" never get married to the right people, and end up in frustration growing old @ 28 while they guys they insul keeps getting younger,sexier,richer, and chased by younger girls who dont have razor mouths,

tuaregx:

This is why "THEY" never get married to the right people, and end up in frustration growing old @ 28 while they guys they insul keeps getting younger,sexier,richer, and chased by younger girls who dont have razor mouths,

GBAM!!!

Are there more of these pls?

Hahahaha,interesting! I like. And this actually came from a guy? Funny.

Love it,love it!but truth is some men be like fly wey like to dey follow corpse enter ground.all these answers no go gree work with them.