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Suicide methods by DyingFetus: 3:14am On Jan 13
my current plan is to smash a bunch of painkillers down with alcohol and then rope myself
what kind of pills should i use? i dont have any prescriptions
Re: Suicide methods by LagosSuperStar: 4:38am On Jan 13
Good riddance
Re: Suicide methods by MrCork: 4:42am On Jan 13
DyingFetus:
my current plan is to smash a bunch of painkillers down with alcohol and then rope myself
what kind of pills should i use? i dont have any prescriptions

Son juss run in front of on coming wheel barrow!!!(no oofencse) angry

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Re: Suicide methods by DyingFetus: 4:44am On Jan 13
MrCork:


Son juss run in front of on coming wheel barrow!!!(no oofencse) angry

Please

Re: Suicide methods by DyingFetus: 4:44am On Jan 13
LagosSuperStar:

Good riddance


Why are you like this??
Re: Suicide methods by LagosSuperStar: 4:49am On Jan 13
DyingFetus:



Why are you like this??

You are getting back a dose of your own evil.
I have seen several threads of people complaining about life and you were urging them to kill themselves.

You lack Zero empathy, very insensitive and now you get a dose of your own evil but you think it's unfair?

Kys asap bros. Good riddance

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Re: Suicide methods by DyingFetus: 4:58am On Jan 13
LagosSuperStar:


You are getting back a dose of your own evil.
I have seen several threads of people complaining about life and you were urging them to kill themselves.

You lack Zero empathy, very insensitive and now you get a dose of your own evil but you think it's unfair?

Kys asap bros. Good riddance

Hehe

Re: Suicide methods by UrPapa: 5:21am On Jan 13
Cook 2cups of beans
Cook till very soft
Depending on your age, if you are 20yrs, add 20 spoons of grounded pepper
If you’re 30, add 30 spoons
Mix with the beans
Once d beans texture is soft enough, take it from fire and make sure you eat it between 4min
Wash it down with hot coke
U can put the coke inside hot water before opening it and u drink immediately

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Re: Suicide methods by LagosSuperStar: 5:27am On Jan 13

Re: Suicide methods by Countersam(m): 9:15am On Jan 13
DyingFetus:
my current plan is to smash a bunch of painkillers down with alcohol and then rope myself
what kind of pills should i use? i dont have any prescriptions

Why not just hug the nearest transformer...
Re: Suicide methods by RomanceMoney(m): 9:21am On Jan 13
DyingFetus:
my current plan is to smash a bunch of painkillers down with alcohol and then rope myself
what kind of pills should i use? i dont have any prescriptions

Why do you want to kill yourself?
Re: Suicide methods by DyingFetus: 9:28am On Jan 13
RomanceMoney:


Why do you want to kill yourself?


My life's shit
Re: Suicide methods by RomanceMoney(m): 9:32am On Jan 13
DyingFetus:



My life's shit

Why Do You Say So ?


Let's Get To The Root of The Main Shitty Problem.


What Do You Want To Readdress In Your Life ?

Let's Communicate. It's okay to open up!
Re: Suicide methods by DyingFetus: 9:34am On Jan 13
RomanceMoney:


Why Do You Say So ?


Let's Get To The Root of The Main Shitty Problem.


What Do You Want To Readdress In Your Life ?

Let's Communicate. It's okay to open up!



Being an incel
Re: Suicide methods by RomanceMoney(m): 10:08am On Jan 13
DyingFetus:




Being an incel


Okay... This is An Issue We Can Deal With.


You Are Probably An Introvert Before Becoming An Incel.


Now, The Good Thing is that you already know your issue.


Now, Let's Work Towards Solving The Problem.





Truth be told; I was A Complete Introvert. I grew up as one until my Late Twenties.


Good Thing is That Nairaland Helped Me Socialise Online. I don't use Other Social Platforms like Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, Tiktok etc because I was completely an introvert turning into an Incel too.


But I had to Conciously Change This.



How Did I Change?

TWo Years Ago; I Attended WOFBI which was a 2 Weeks Fasting And Prayers Training @ Winners Church.


This Training Helped Me Begin Socialising As New Ladies Began Relating With Me.


Just Open Up Your Mind.


Agree With Yourself To Join Up A Close Training That Will Have Ladies Around You.


Begin To Attend A Bible Believing Church like WINNERS Every Sunday And Atleast Once During The Week.


Gradually, Ladies will start noticing you.

They Are Out There in Their Numbers Noticing "Gentle Guys".



WINNERS Church Will Have You Win Over Your Situation.


Trust me.




We will talk more.




For Now, Let Me Know:


Which Church Do You Presently Attend ?
Re: Suicide methods by DyingFetus: 10:50am On Jan 13
RomanceMoney:



Okay... This is An Issue We Can Deal With.


You Are Probably An Introvert Before Becoming An Incel.


Now, The Good Thing is that you already know your issue.


Now, Let's Work Towards Solving The Problem.





Truth be told; I was A Complete Introvert. I grew up as one until my Late Twenties.


Good Thing is That Nairaland Helped Me Socialise Online. I don't use Other Social Platforms like Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, Tiktok etc because I was completely an introvert turning into an Incel too.


But I had to Conciously Change This.



How Did I Change?

TWo Years Ago; I Attended WOFBI which was a 2 Weeks Fasting And Prayers Training @ Winners Church.


This Training Helped Me Begin Socialising As New Ladies Began Relating With Me.


Just Open Up Your Mind.


Agree With Yourself To Join Up A Close Training That Will Have Ladies Around You.


Begin To Attend A Bible Believing Church like WINNERS Every Sunday And Atleast Once During The Week.


Gradually, Ladies will start noticing you.

They Are Out There in Their Numbers Noticing "Gentle Guys".



WINNERS Church Will Have You Win Over Your Situation.


Trust me.




We will talk more.




For Now, Let Me Know:


Which Church Do You Presently Attend ?






I'm not a Christian, I'm a neopagan and satanist
Re: Suicide methods by Samuelojonla123(m): 11:00am On Jan 13
Instead of ending it, just go and do ritual....las las you go die at the end, but you go still enjoy life small before death
Re: Suicide methods by RomanceMoney(m): 11:10am On Jan 13
DyingFetus:



I'm not a Christian, I'm a neopagan and satanist

Okay....


What do you mean by being a Satanist ?


Do you mean that you worship "Satan" ?
Re: Suicide methods by Lataability(m): 11:19am On Jan 13
I can understand you are just one confused idiot, I was taking you serious not until you wrote this shit
Re: Suicide methods by RomanceMoney(m): 11:22am On Jan 13
DyingFetus:



I'm not a Christian, I'm a neopagan and satanist

Okay....


What do you mean by being a Satanist ?


Do you mean that you worship "Satan" ?


If So, What is The Ideology Behind Being A Satanist ?




I'll tell you A Truth: I Used To Be An ATHEIST. An Atheist Who Never Liked The Doctrines of Christians Because of The Atrocities and Fake Lives of Pastors and Many Christians. I Never Liked Their Ways Because Everything Seemed To Me Like A Spiritual Cajole.


But You See; It Did Me More HARM Than GOOD.

I Kept Isolating Myself from People.

I Stopped Referencing God Almighty And I Had Nothing To Do With Satan.


However - Despite Being A Societal Solutionist By Nature; I Could Not Liberate Even Myself Talkless of Liberating The People of The Society Because of My HATE Towards The Ways That They Think And Act.




You See; There is What Is Called "Spiritual Auras".

Whether We Like It Or Not; The Spiritual Auras of People That You HATE will Always work Against You. So, The First Step For You To Take is To COMPLETELY STOP HATING ON PEOPLE.



This - I See will Be Your First Cure That You Must Be Ready To Give To Yourself.


You Must Endeavour To Love And Respect Other People's Opinions So that You Can Be Filled With Love And Respect.



You Being A "Satanist" is Not Wrong As Alot of Christians Would Want To Rebuke You.

However; If This is What is Leading You To Commit Suicide; I'm Quite Sure That You Can Adjust So That You Can Begin Living A Very Meaningful Life.





So, I Ask Again: "What Do You Mean By Being A Satanist?"

Has There Been Any Benefit For Being A Satanist ?





I'm Here To Help.
Re: Suicide methods by DyingFetus: 11:42am On Jan 13
RomanceMoney:


Okay....


What do you mean by being a Satanist ?


Do you mean that you worship "Satan" ?



Yeah , I eat period blood, do orgies and perform rituals
Re: Suicide methods by RomanceMoney(m): 11:43am On Jan 13
DyingFetus:




Yeah , I eat period blood, do orgies and perform rituals

Why Do You Do These Things ?
Re: Suicide methods by DyingFetus: 11:46am On Jan 13
RomanceMoney:


Why Do You Do These Things ?


Instant gratification

The same way you go to church, give offering, listen to the pastor preach and do any gullible things I says
Re: Suicide methods by RomanceMoney(m): 11:50am On Jan 13
DyingFetus:



Instant gratification

The same way you go to church, give offering, listen to the pastor preach and do any gullible things I says

Oh, I See.

You Have A Strong Hate For Pastors Which You Need To Adjust. This is where the beginning of your healing lies
Re: Suicide methods by FatherCHRISTMAS: 12:01pm On Jan 13
DyingFetus:



My life's shit

Its always like that sometimes. Nothing is perfect so no matter how bad it gets, don't lose hope

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Re: Suicide methods by DyingFetus: 12:25pm On Jan 13
RomanceMoney:


Oh, I See.

You Have A Strong Hate For Pastors Which You Need To Adjust. This is where the beginning of your healing lies

Yeah .. Ikr


Pastors are piece of shit that defraud their congregation, rev father are pedos

Muslims are pedos and shit heads


Religion is indeed a fallacy , 90% responsible for problems in the world
Re: Suicide methods by mamawa123: 5:56am On Jan 14
You guys should stop paying him attention. He likes to fool himself

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