We all know that Valentine's Day is about love 🌹. So, I will spare you all the bullcrap surrounding it's origin and creation.

Let's go straight to the point.


My worst Valentine's Day experience happened when I was in secondary school. A girl came to class early morning and said
"The first person to catch my bra will be my val"
This crazy girl then dipped her left hand into her uniform and pulled out her bra. She sung it around her head a few times and threw it across the class.
You need to see how these useless ss3 boys who should be preparing for WAEC rushed and struggled to catch her bra.

I didn't join them simply because I was the Headboy ( I sabi catch level ehhh. Even my classmates dey remove cap for me). So I sat at a corner and observed.

Guess what happened?

Two boys held the bra and , in the quest to own it, ripped the bra into two!
The students shouted as the bra "broke" in halves.
This raised the question - who will she pick as her val now?
The silly girl asked the boys if they're ok with thre3some. And they agreed.

She took them to the back of the school and had s3x with them. That was the first time in my life that I had to watch blu3film live!

The next day, everyone entered the class like nothing happened.

Months later, just before WAEC, news broke out that the girl died in her sleep. Some said she had HIV and died of AIDs. Others said she had been fighting evil spirits in her dreams and that she was seen many times talking to herself. Maybe her demons took her.
It didn't end well for the two boys either: one thought he had the virus too so he went to meet one man for a cure (instead of going for test first- teenagers and foolishness are like bread and butter). Rumors had it that the boy died after ingesting the substance given to him by the man.
The other boy left school after the news about the girl's death broke out and he was never seen again. His parents came to School looking for him. They got nada. The went to the police. Police found nada. The boy is just gone! No one heard from him ever since.

The girl's death broke her family and other families too. Whatever the conspiracy surrounding her death, one this is certain, Lizzy died after Valentine's Day. Shame.


What was your worst Valentine's Day experience?

nlfpmod

DJ Y.K

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money wey my friend give me to save that for secondary school , I use give my crush make she go flex that day was her birthday.

she carry her friends go chicken republic while me I dey go house sheepishly .


hug I no see ,ended up losing my friend trust we're still close though.

simping ah!

illicit:
DJ Y.K

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Are you sure you read the through?
Read again.

Ballzproblem2:
money wey my friend give me to save that for secondary school , I use give my crush make she go flex that day was her birthday.

she carry her friends go chicken republic while me I dey go house sheepishly .


hug I no see ,ended up losing my friend trust we're still close though.

simping ah!

Are you serious? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Na love shack you that time shaa. So no big deal.

jeromestarks:

Are you serious? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I kid you not brother ,na why I dey para for simps.

I no wetin I don see

Ballzproblem2:
I kid you not brother ,na why I dey para for simps.

I no wetin I don see

No worry, you go fall in love again.

some of you go sidon in one corner of ur room dey fabricate lies .You think slow,dumb and kids full here ? "She removed her bra with her left hand .....And u John the calm head boy dey observed the drama .The 2 boys wey disengaged the bra thereafter had 3 some at the back of the school *while all the students, teachers dey classes/staff rooms . The girl com die and one of the boy died too.The 2nd boy come tied 🧺 for body waka enter. Ghana .**Light fade**


Nonsense

ipobarecriminals:
some of you go sidon in one corner of ur room dey fabricate lies .You think slow,dumb and kids full here ? "She removed her bra with her left hand .....And u John the calm head boy dey observed the drama .The 2 boys wet disengaged the bra thereafter had 3 some at the back of the school *while all the students, teachers dey classes/staff rooms . The girl com die and one of the boy died too.The 2nd boy come tied 🧺 for body waka enter. Ghana .**Light fade**


Nonsense

You know nothing my boy.
You're looking at the world from a keyhole.

Na this type of girls we dey take out today

How old are u during Wet e,Ajasin/Omoboriowo wahala in ondo? Ask ur father/any Elderly ones above 50 in ur compound. How old are u wen we are doing IBB,ABACHA must GO?.indomie kid .u can only deceive ur gullible mates not the elderly/sensible people. Imagine the lies "She removed her bra with her left hand, in the full glare of the class.Dey had 3 some(only u saw them oo ) .She died of Aids,the 1st boy died mysteriously too and the 2nd carried basket waka .I don read/listened to ODUOLOGY by Gbenga Adeboye Aka Funwontan .Kid

jeromestarks:

You know nothing my boy.
You're looking at the world from a keyhole.

I do not do Valentine!

The only time I did was in 2006, when one SS2 Girl in my School bought me 2 White handkerchiefs as Valentine gift.

2 weeks I saw same Girl inside one Guy's room with only Towel.

I come use the handkerchief take wipe my Tears!

Vinnie2000:
I do not do Valentine!

The only time I did was in 2006, when one SS2 Girl in my School bought me 2 White handkerchiefs as Valentine gift.

2 weeks I saw same Girl inside one Guy's room with only Towel.

I come use the handkerchief take wipe my Tears!

Trust no woman except your mother and sisters.

NorthernersSuck:
Na this type of girls we dey take out today

Those wit dead buwesst will come for your head soon. Continue.

You say wetin? Abi na fake story?
If you never get GF nor celebrate Val, like this post. Make we gather here.

NPFLADMIN:
You say wetin?
Abi na fake story?

If you never get GF nor celebrate Val, like this post. Make we gather here.

Fake?
Like say una no do secondary school.

jeromestarks:

Fake? Like say una no do secondary school.

Nigga went to a missionary sec school. So no time and space for nonsense.
Imagine being punished for being in the class alone with a girl.

Our girls are just crazy!

illicit:
DJ Y.K

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Mulle!!!!!!💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾💃🏾🤣🤣🤣

NPFLADMIN:


Nigga went to a missionary sec school. So no time and space for nonsense.

Imagine being punished for being in the class alone with a girl.

Oh! I see.
So you graduated sec school as a virgin. Good boy.

Savedday2:
Our girls are just crazy!

Most people who haven't seen anything in life are doubting my story but it seems you have seen terrible things.

jeromestarks:
Oh! I see. So you graduated sec school as a virgin. Good boy.

Lol

Things dey xup for this life cha...

ipobarecriminals:
How old are u during Wet e,Ajasin/Omoboriowo wahala in ondo? Ask ur father/any Elderly ones above 50 in ur compound. How old are u wen we are doing IBB,ABACHA must GO?.indomie kid .u can only deceive ur gullible mates not the elderly/sensible people. Imagine the lies "She removed her bra with her left hand, in the full glare of the class.Dey had 3 some(only u saw them oo ) .She died of Aids,the 1st boy died mysteriously too and the 2nd carried basket waka .I don read/listened to ODUOLOGY by Gbenga Adeboye Aka Funwontan .Kid

I twale 4 u sir. I thought i was the only one that doubt the story. Very unreal tales by moonlight.

Oya... DJ YK mule lamba... Tales by the moon light. Onirọ oṣi

oracle009:
Oya... DJ YK mule lamba... Tales by the moon light. Onirọ oṣi

You're so young and naive for thinking there's still a single ounce of morality left in the children of this generation.
Go out more and see what teenagers are doing before you talk rubbish.

This is super story
A life of strife and sorrow

.He get why i dey laff. .Nah only him go secondary skool

oracle009:
Oya... DJ YK mule lamba... Tales by the moon light. Onirọ oṣi

Story

Edited:
Strange things happen in this life

It's well!

ipobarecriminals:
How old are u during Wet e,Ajasin/Omoboriowo wahala in ondo? Ask ur father/any Elderly ones above 50 in ur compound. How old are u wen we are doing IBB,ABACHA must GO?.indomie kid .u can only deceive ur gullible mates not the elderly/sensible people. Imagine the lies "She removed her bra with her left hand, in the full glare of the class.Dey had 3 some(only u saw them oo ) .She died of Aids,the 1st boy died mysteriously too and the 2nd carried basket waka .I don read/listened to ODUOLOGY by Gbenga Adeboye Aka Funwontan .Kid

Ijàpá tí ìrókó

Boondocxs:
This is super story
A life of strife and sorrow

I will slap you. Am I your mate?

KingNom:
Story

Even your life is a story, isn't it?