1. Give her all your salary without removing a kobo. Tell her to be giving you transport fare daily/weekly.

2. Cook for her. Don't let her ask you before you cook. Cook and clean.

3. Wash her clothes including her pants and bra. Make this a routine.

4. Open a joint account where she will be a signatory. Sell your family land and deposit the money there. Also put all the money you make from your side hustle in this account.

5. You must not hangout with friends or visit family members unless you get her permission.

6. For those who work in offices, when she speak during meetings, agree with her, even when she's talking rubbish.

7. Run errands for her and thank her for such a wonderful opportunity.

8. Whenever she's wrong be the one to apologise. Cry, shed tears if possible.

9. If she asks for blood covenant, tell her you want it done at Guru Maharaji's den, the feminist coven/women meeting, cemetery, or Atlantic ocean.

10. There is more but I will stop here.

When feminists want to control men, they attack:
1. Their finances or ability to make money
2. Their health.
3. Their ability to perform sexually.
4. Lastly they isolate them from potential helpers.

© MrRandomGuy

mrrandomguy:
1. Give her all your salary without removing a kobo. Tell her to be giving you transport fare daily/weekly.

2. Cook for her. Don't let her ask you before you cook. Cook and clean.

3. Wash her clothes including her pants and bra. Make this a routine.

4. Open a joint account where she will be a signatory. Sell your family land and deposit the money there. Also put all the money you make from your side hustle in this account.

5. You must not hangout with friends or visit family members unless you get her permission.

6. For those who work in offices, when she speak during meetings, agree with her, even when she's talking rubbish.

7. Run errands for her and thank her for such a wonderful opportunity.

8. Whenever she's wrong be the one to apologise. Cry, shed tears if possible.

9. If she asks for blood covenant, tell her you want it done at Guru Maharaji's den, the feminist coven/women meeting, cemetery, or Atlantic ocean.

10. There is more but I will stop here.

When feminists want to control men, they attack:
1. Their finances or ability to make money
2. Their health.
3. Their ability to perform sexually.
4. Lastly they isolate them from potential helpers.

© MrRandomGuy

Awon ashiare