Trollegend:
As a bachelor, living a flat alone doing some lonely stuffs in the house. I was busy siping my beer gently and watching one war korean movie.
until one strange sound from my ceiling gave a second thought to repent of my sins. The sound doesn't sound like that popular okete(pouched rat). So i hid myself in my wardrobe and accompanied myself with a knife and one abandoned equipment for fixing freezer( the stuff had a gun shape)
I knew it was a thief, he must have entered through the spare ceiling in the corridor meant for electricians.
An idea just came to my mind. And i made a fake call on phone, speaking some slangs and occultic words. Then i switched my torch on, and put those fake weapons on the reflection, and directed to the wall in my parlour. Then i began to talk aggresively on phone, that i would kill anyone that comes my way with a gun with charm.
Oh people, the thief silently opened his secret break in and ran away. The mumu was already removing my plasma tv and bluetooth speaker. Dis aboki thief

Kobicove:
That one na low IQ level thief!

Assuming he had succeeded how exactly would he have carried away a whole plasma TV set in the middle of the night without attracting attention to himself?!