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Olosho House Experience of a16yrs old by Sapasenator: 10:28pm On Apr 04
I could vividly remember at about the time I was 15, going to 16-year of age.

I had grown up with a friend called Samson, he was about 4 years older than and his dad was a pastor at our our local church.

Samson was always rigaling us with tales of his sexual escapade and prowess with women and he seemed to always had his way with them girls.

We would listen with gleaming admiration on our faces. O how we envied Samson with all the girls he was having. As a 16 year old, full of raging teenage hormones and no girlfriend at the time for a release, the closest I came to sex was in the Mills & Boons romance novel I would read at the time.

I would always fantasize after reading and made sure to hide this books from my parents or else, I go chop better beatings.

One day, Samson promised to take us out to a popular Ashawo joint in town. O boy, I was visibly excited like I had won the US visa lottery. At last, I was going to lose my virginity to an Olosho and have something to brag about.
I prepared and never let my parents know what were were on about.

So on the D-day, we dressed up and off we went to this popular ashawo joint, immediately we stepped in, all the ashawo girls recognized Samson and started hailing him. Dude was feeling like a celebrity grinning from ear to ear like he just invented something important. I could hear Samson shouting "WETIN" "WETIN" while the mumu boy was grimming like some celebrity.

Me, I was definitely at non-familiar territory and immediately, I began to have regrets and double minds just looking around the immediate environment and the girls were even smoking God knows what.

Samson was escorted into a room by two ladies he had selected. Me being a shy boy and left alone by myself, I was tongue tied at first and never knew what next step to take, do I just walk up to an olosho and select?
I was lucky one of the ladies noticed my clumsiness and sauntered up to me, "na your first time be this"? I nodded!

"Follow me, I go treat you well"

Na so I followed the olosho with my mouth agape in wonderment same way Isaac must have followed our father Abraham when he was to be offered up as a sacrifice.

At the same time, my dic*k was visible excited and in full attention, anticipating any warm wet hole to bury itself. Teenage confit na bastard I tell ya,

I was going to have my much awaited first sex yeah! At last, I was going to practice all the knowledge I had acquired reading Romanse novel as a teenager.

My hearth was thumbing heavily against my chest and I did not know what to expect. Meanwhile, I could hear Samson and his two olosho screaming in the other room.

We got into a room that was dimly lit, she told me her price, pulled

Young boy, your price na N50 do you agree, I nodded my head in agreement, truth was I would have agree to anything at the moment.

After that, she positioned her palms on the edge of the bed, pulled down her panties and waiting for me on a doggy style level to bring out my dic*k and bury am inside the bottomless pit.

At that moment, I didn't know what happened to me, shall I say I came upon a crisis of conscience, or maybe it was the lack of emotions on the part of the lady, I just lost interest in the whole misadventure and my dick went flat. I suddenly became afraid to continue as planned I appologized to the lady, told her I changed my mind.

See the kain look wey she give me heehn.

She stretched her hand demanding for money and I gave her the 50Naira. Na so I ran away from the place and ever since then, I have never patronized an ashawo joint.

I just couldn't have a mechanical erection devoid of passion or emotion. If I don't feel anything for you, it's not gon happen.

Condom was not even offered and maybe I would have contracted STDs at the time.
I never told my friend Samson that I chickened out at the last minute, him to laugh me to scorn.

People of God, na so God deliver me o.

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Re: Olosho House Experience of a16yrs old by Ibkay32(m): 10:53pm On Apr 04
Wow, nice story

Your conscience was alive, if not 🚫

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Re: Olosho House Experience of a16yrs old by Sapasenator: 11:04pm On Apr 04
Ibkay32:
Wow, nice story

Your conscience was alive, if not 🚫

I think I was irritated in the end and also the mechanized sex without an iota of emotions don't cut for me. I would have even accepted a faked emotion at the time.

The way she just pulled her pants and bent over beckoning for me to get it over with just kinda threw me off.
It did not align with all I had read in the romance novels I had read.
I just gave up.

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Re: Olosho House Experience of a16yrs old by ValCon888: 11:41pm On Apr 04
Besides the grammatical errors, your tale was nice. But olosĥo N50? This must have happened in the early 90s. You must be an old man with grand children by now grin

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Re: Olosho House Experience of a16yrs old by Sapasenator: 11:45pm On Apr 04
ValCon888:
Besides the grammatical errors, your tale was nice. But olosĥo N50? This must have happened in the early 90s. You must be an old man with grand children by now grin

I will read again and correct the errors. I just typed on the phone without editing.

Thanks though

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Re: Olosho House Experience of a16yrs old by MrBrownJay1(m): 12:03am On Apr 05
although hard to believe, i guess you were different. most youngster looking for their first time at a real toto (and with a raging erection), would have dived in, with no questions asked (even if the toto smelled like bad tuna).

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Re: Olosho House Experience of a16yrs old by Sapasenator: 12:04am On Apr 05
ValCon888:
Besides the grammatical errors, your tale was nice. But olosĥo N50? This must have happened in the early 90s. You must be an old man with grand children by now grin

Grand children ke. I honestly could not remember the amount but I just used N50. It's been a long time though.

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Re: Olosho House Experience of a16yrs old by okoroemeka(m): 6:48am On Apr 05
ValCon888:
Besides the grammatical errors, your tale was nice. But olosĥo N50? This must have happened in the early 90s. You must be an old man with grand children by now grin
it cannot be the early 90z because #50 just came out around that time and it was so valuable,the olosho we knack in onitsha when still in school was #15 naira a,a plate of food with goat meat was #5 naira at orajis,akwa road,it must have been late 90s or early 2000s.

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Re: Olosho House Experience of a16yrs old by VinnyBaba: 7:08am On Apr 05
OP, This Shit happens to most Sex First Timers.😏

The Olosho Girl was simply too Mature and Razz for you.
+Her Body must have been too Flabby, Bleached or full of cellulites. undecided

If you had met ur Agemate, ur PREEK for no Fail you. sad smiley

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Re: Olosho House Experience of a16yrs old by Sapasenator: 7:13am On Apr 05
VinnyBaba:


OP, This Shit happens to most Sex First Timers.😏

The Olosho Girl was simply too Mature and Razz for you.
+Her Body must have been too Flabby, Bleached or full of cellulites. undecided

If you had met ur Agemate, ur PREEK for no Fail you. sad smiley

Mind you, I was about 16. Even the environment was way off for me and I just couldn't go through with it.

Till today, I can't rise or sleep with any woman without some form of emotional connection, even if it's a fake you.
Just bending down and pulling pants was just to scary for me at the time.

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Re: Olosho House Experience of a16yrs old by Connoisseur(m): 8:37am On Apr 05
MrBrownJay1:
although hard to believe, i guess you were different. most youngster looking for their first time at a real toto (and with a raging erection), would have dived in, with no questions asked (even if the toto smelled like bad tuna).

I align with his story, similar experience.
I think it has to do with the fantasies from those novels.
Up till this old age, if there are no emotions (even faked), count me out.

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Re: Olosho House Experience of a16yrs old by Franzinni: 8:44am On Apr 05
Yep .. you are a good storyteller.. I quite enjoyed the read ... It was well paced and riveting. Mills and Boone chai you be old man now o

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Re: Olosho House Experience of a16yrs old by SuperOnyi: 9:48am On Apr 05
Sapasenator:


Mind you, I was about 16. Even the environment was way off for me and I just couldn't go through with it.

Till today, I can't rise or sleep with any woman without some form of emotional connection, even if it's a fake you.
Just bending down and pulling pants was just to scary for me at the time.


shocked



I went to a brothel for the first time a month ago or so, I couldn't even maintain an erection. Mind you, I was 21! I didn't do anything because I wasn't comfortable.

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Re: Olosho House Experience of a16yrs old by laivwire(m): 9:57am On Apr 05
I can relate as well. I used to pass Asas at Molete in Ibadan on my way to school every week day back then and always heard stories about the place especially when I pass there early in the morning shortly after policemen must have burst into the place to settle some skirmish. I went in there once but didn't have the courage to talk to any of those women.

I guess I just felt it was an experience so common yet I never got to live it. The day I summoned courage, I used one of these hook-up sites and the lady gave her address. Getting there, it was an hotel and she gave her room number. The receptionist grinned at me like he knew what I was up to and I was like WTF. The room was so dark, stuffy and dingy and the only light source was a blurry TV screen. It also had an infused smell of cigarettes, air freshener and maybe body fluids mixed into one nasty nasal concoction. I met a totally different human being from the lady I saw online. She asked me to come and lie in an equally probably dirty bed.

My senses were at high alert about what other things may have happened in this room and hoped some criminal doesn't come in and rob me due to my naivety. As much as she tried, I was flat as a pancake and my heart kept thudding. I gave her money and hurriedly got out of the room.

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Re: Olosho House Experience of a16yrs old by Rexymania(m): 10:06am On Apr 05
Wow it was your guardian angel that helped you. It was not your destiny to ply that route in life. Congrats brother

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Re: Olosho House Experience of a16yrs old by AKWATGOLD1(m): 10:15am On Apr 05
This is FICTION story.
Sapasenator:
I could vividly remember at about the time I was 15, going to 16-year of age.

I had grown up with a friend called Samson, he was about 4 years older than and his dad was a pastor at our our local church.

Samson was always rigaling us with tales of his sexual escapade and prowess with women and he seemed to always had his way with them girls.

We would listen with gleaming admiration on our faces. O how we envied Samson with all the girls he was having. As a 16 year old, full of raging teenage hormones and no girlfriend at the time for a release, the closest I came to sex was in the Mills & Boons romance novel I would read at the time.

I would always fantasize after reading and made sure to hide this books from my parents or else, I go chop better beatings.

One day, Samson promised to take us out to a popular Ashawo joint in town. O boy, I was visibly excited like I had won the US visa lottery. At last, I was going to lose my virginity to an Olosho and have something to brag about.
I prepared and never let my parents know what were were on about.

So on the D-day, we dressed up and off we went to this popular ashawo joint, immediately we stepped in, all the ashawo girls recognized Samson and started hailing him. Dude was feeling like a celebrity grinning from ear to ear like he just invented something important. I could hear Samson shouting "WETIN" "WETIN" while the mumu boy was grimming like some celebrity.

Me, I was on definitely at non-familiar territory and immediately, I began to have regrets and double minds just looking around the immediate environment and the girls were even smoking God knows what.

Samson was escorted into a room by two ladies he had selected. Me being a shy boy and left alone by myself, I was tongue tied at first and never knew what next step to take, do I just walk up to an olosho and select?
I was lucky one of the ladies noticed my clumsiness and sauntered up to me, "na your first time be this"? I nodded!

"Follow me, I go treat you well"

Na so I followed the olosho with my mouth agape in wonderment same way Isaac must have followed our father Abraham when he was to be offered up as a sacrifice.

At the same time, my dic*k was visible excited and in full attention, anticipating any warm wet hole to bury itself. Teenage confit na bastard I tell ya,

I was going to have my much awaited first sex yeah! At last, I was going to practice all the knowledge I had acquired reading Romanse novel as a teenager.

My hearth was thumbing heavily against my chest and I did not know what to expect. Meanwhile, I could hear Samson and his two olosho screaming in the other room.

We got into a room that was dimly lit, she told me her price, pulled

Young boy, your price na N50 do you agree, I nodded my head in agreement, truth was I would have agree to anything at the moment.

After that, she positioned her palms on the edge of the bed, pulled down her panties and waiting for me on a doggy style level to bring out my dic*k and bury am inside the bottomless pit.

At that moment, I didn't know what happened to me, shall I say I came upon a crisis of conscience, or maybe it was the lack of emotions on the part of the lady, I just lost interest in the whole misadventure and my dick went flat. I suddenly became afraid to continue as planned I appologized to the lady, told her I changed my mind.

See the kain look wey she give me heehn.

She stretched her hand demanding for money and I gave her the 50Naira. Na so I ran away from the place and ever since then, I have never patronized an ashawo joint.

I just couldn't have a mechanical erection devoid of passion or emotion. If I don't feel anything for you, it's not gon happen.

Condom was not even offered and maybe I would have contracted STDs at the time.
I never told my friend Samson that I chickened out at the last minute, him to laugh me to scorn.

People of God, na so God deliver me o.






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Re: Olosho House Experience of a16yrs old by oglalasioux(m): 10:35am On Apr 05
Sapasenator:


I think I was irritated in the end and also the mechanized sex without an iota of emotions don't cut for me. I would have even accepted a faked emotion at the time.

The way she just pulled her pants and bent over beckoning for me to get it over with just kinda threw me off.
It did not align with all I had read in the romance novels I had read.
I just gave up.

Exactly why some people can go a long time without sex. I can’t imagine myself going to bed with an emotionless woman after pricing pu.ss.y like a piece of meat.

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Re: Olosho House Experience of a16yrs old by Starboytwo(m): 10:44am On Apr 05
We don't pay for sex.

You are lucky if you manage to fuc.K me. Yeah, I'm like that.
Re: Olosho House Experience of a16yrs old by Oracleee: 11:24am On Apr 05
Sapasenator:


I think I was irritated in the end and also the mechanized sex without an iota of emotions don't cut for me. I would have even accepted a faked emotion at the time.

The way she just pulled her pants and bent over beckoning for me to get it over with just kinda threw me off.
It did not align with all I had read in the romance novels I had read.
I just gave up.

Funny enough, I have never been to any ashawo house, I am in my late 20s already. Of recent I have two ladies I'm friends with, benefit kinda thing. Though lots of emotions but zero dating chances as I get fiancee who is far away in another continent.

Sex dey sweet with emotions but to avoid stories that touches, I make it transactional maybe not for the act but often.

Funny enough, the two ladies are into some sort of relationship, one got engaged shortly after we met. But then life happens.

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Re: Olosho House Experience of a16yrs old by CheedyJ(m): 11:26am On Apr 05
Dey always offer condom, stop lying.
Re: Olosho House Experience of a16yrs old by Oracleee: 11:27am On Apr 05
CheedyJ:
Dey always offer condom, stop lying.

Seems you're a regular patroit. I suppose you're speaking from experience.

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Re: Olosho House Experience of a16yrs old by CheedyJ(m): 11:32am On Apr 05
Oracleee:


Seems you're a regular patroit. I suppose you're speaking from experience.
I don't have to be a regular visitor to the place to be aware of what goes on around me
Re: Olosho House Experience of a16yrs old by Sapasenator: 2:09pm On Apr 05
SuperOnyi:



shocked



I went to a brothel for the first time a month ago or so, I couldn't even maintain an erection. Mind you, I was 21! I didn't do anything because I wasn't comfortable.

I was put off by every thing, the environment, ladies being priced like commodities, ladies rushing the men, it was supposed to be the other way round and the emotionless mechanical sex.

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Re: Olosho House Experience of a16yrs old by Sapasenator: 2:10pm On Apr 05
CheedyJ:
Dey always offer condom, stop lying.

I honestly could not remember being offered one.
Re: Olosho House Experience of a16yrs old by Sapasenator: 2:15pm On Apr 05
AKWATGOLD1:
This is FICTION story.

Everything happened 100%, even Samson is the actual name of the guy, I did not change the part. The only thing not I was not sure about is the amount at the time. I just used N50.

Guy, if I write my actual sexual escapes from Nigerians to whites to Asian ladies, you no go fit sleep o. Lol
Re: Olosho House Experience of a16yrs old by ItisWell22(f): 2:20pm On Apr 05
Mama’s prayers over your life was fully in effect.

Thank God for your life
Re: Olosho House Experience of a16yrs old by AcadaWriter: 3:14pm On Apr 05
Dey always offer condom, stop lying.

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Re: Olosho House Experience of a16yrs old by SuperOnyi: 3:25pm On Apr 05
Sapasenator:


I was put off by every thing, the environment, ladies being priced like commodities, ladies rushing the men, it was supposed to be the other way round and the emotionless mechanical sex.


shocked


I can relate.
Re: Olosho House Experience of a16yrs old by Moshybear(f): 9:51am On Apr 06
I thank God for your life
Re: Olosho House Experience of a16yrs old by rabiudon: 10:50am On Apr 06
Franzinni:
Yep .. you are a good storyteller.. I quite enjoyed the read ... It was well paced and riveting. Mills and Boone chai you be old man now o
Hearts magazines also... nostalgic

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Re: Olosho House Experience of a16yrs old by Mazzatov: 11:00am On Apr 06
God!

Loot at op name
Sapasenator

🤣😂😄

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Re: Olosho House Experience of a16yrs old by meobizy(f): 12:12am On Apr 15
Sapasenator:
I could vividly remember at about the time I was 15, going to 16-year of age.

I had grown up with a friend called Samson, he was about 4 years older than and his dad was a pastor at our our local church.

Samson was always rigaling us with tales of his sexual escapade and prowess with women and he seemed to always had his way with them girls.

We would listen with gleaming admiration on our faces. O how we envied Samson with all the girls he was having. As a 16 year old, full of raging teenage hormones and no girlfriend at the time for a release, the closest I came to sex was in the Mills & Boons romance novel I would read at the time.

I would always fantasize after reading and made sure to hide this books from my parents or else, I go chop better beatings.

One day, Samson promised to take us out to a popular Ashawo joint in town. O boy, I was visibly excited like I had won the US visa lottery. At last, I was going to lose my virginity to an Olosho and have something to brag about.
I prepared and never let my parents know what were were on about.

So on the D-day, we dressed up and off we went to this popular ashawo joint, immediately we stepped in, all the ashawo girls recognized Samson and started hailing him. Dude was feeling like a celebrity grinning from ear to ear like he just invented something important. I could hear Samson shouting "WETIN" "WETIN" while the mumu boy was grimming like some celebrity.

Me, I was definitely at non-familiar territory and immediately, I began to have regrets and double minds just looking around the immediate environment and the girls were even smoking God knows what.

Samson was escorted into a room by two ladies he had selected. Me being a shy boy and left alone by myself, I was tongue tied at first and never knew what next step to take, do I just walk up to an olosho and select?
I was lucky one of the ladies noticed my clumsiness and sauntered up to me, "na your first time be this"? I nodded!

"Follow me, I go treat you well"

Na so I followed the olosho with my mouth agape in wonderment same way Isaac must have followed our father Abraham when he was to be offered up as a sacrifice.

At the same time, my dic*k was visible excited and in full attention, anticipating any warm wet hole to bury itself. Teenage confit na bastard I tell ya,

I was going to have my much awaited first sex yeah! At last, I was going to practice all the knowledge I had acquired reading Romanse novel as a teenager.

My hearth was thumbing heavily against my chest and I did not know what to expect. Meanwhile, I could hear Samson and his two olosho screaming in the other room.

We got into a room that was dimly lit, she told me her price, pulled

Young boy, your price na N50 do you agree, I nodded my head in agreement, truth was I would have agree to anything at the moment.

After that, she positioned her palms on the edge of the bed, pulled down her panties and waiting for me on a doggy style level to bring out my dic*k and bury am inside the bottomless pit.

At that moment, I didn't know what happened to me, shall I say I came upon a crisis of conscience, or maybe it was the lack of emotions on the part of the lady, I just lost interest in the whole misadventure and my dick went flat. I suddenly became afraid to continue as planned I appologized to the lady, told her I changed my mind.

See the kain look wey she give me heehn.

She stretched her hand demanding for money and I gave her the 50Naira. Na so I ran away from the place and ever since then, I have never patronized an ashawo joint.

I just couldn't have a mechanical erection devoid of passion or emotion. If I don't feel anything for you, it's not gon happen.

Condom was not even offered and maybe I would have contracted STDs at the time.
I never told my friend Samson that I chickened out at the last minute, him to laugh me to scorn.

People of God, na so God deliver me o.






Fabricated story. Sha, at least you children use Nairaland to hone your skills.

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