While Nigeria itself doesn't have electricity, the country still is capable of using electrical goods, as all Nigerian bibles come complete with a plug socket built into the back cover. This enables Nigerians to run electrical goods from their blind faith, by connecting their appliance to the bible.

Nigeria is also well known for its high turnaround of deceased royalty and businessmen, all who happen to die in tragic circumstances and fail to leave wills or notes to their left of kin behind. As of the writing of this article, Nigeria has run to 42,978,341 separate royal dynasties in 50 years and the average Nigerian business elects a new CEO on emergency session every 6 hours.

“May I borrow your card number? I'll give it back, I promise”
~ Dr Dolubasao Jabangway
“Oh look, it says here this guy from Nigeria will give me $5,000,000 if I give him $5,000”
~ Oscar Wilde
“Why won't anyone help me transfer my money to their bank account? I got the $5,000,000 right here, and you can keep 20%, just please, help me transfer it, no really, I'm serious, ”
~ Prince Olajuwon II on Email offers
“All customers not flying first class; please leave the plane momentarily and help give it a push start. Thank you for flying Nigeria airways.”
~ Nigeria Airways