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The 31 Sacred Bro Codes by Lutherblaq: 6:04pm On May 15
THE 31 SACRED BRO CODES.

1. Don't rape.

2. A man doesn't cook delicious food, it's gayish.

3. Two naked men are not supposed to be in the same room.

4. A bro doesn't bath with hot water, he respect his 2 eggs.

5. A bro should know when to leave.

6. A bro should not ask a fellow bro his name, he should call him "Bro,, Malume Sir, Chairman, Mr,Big, Boss etc

7. As a bro when you remove your shoes, it must throw out a heavy, strong and intoxicating ordour into the atmosphere, your presence must be felt from a far distance like the stench of a he goat.

8. A bro must know the signal to leave the room when a bro's girl is around.

9. Never make funny of your bro just to impress women.

10. A bro must not pay for sex.

11. Your bro's Ex is your Ex.

12. Make money before you make love.

13. A bro must not watch a Korean drama.

14. No matter how beautiful your bro's sister is, she is your sister too.

15. A bro must not watch zee world, Nigerian movies and some petty content.

16. When money finally comes, don't change your woman, upgrade her.

17. Don't do husband duties while you are just a boyfriend.

18. A bro never gives up, the rest and continue.

19. If she say you are her planet, don't forget about other planets.

20. Always respect your father, he was your first bro. Respect your mother, she is your 001.

21. Never ever smash your bro's chick.

22. Never feed a horse that you don't ride.

23. A bro shall not gaze at a naked bro.

24. A bro never cries publicly or in front of any woman.

- A bro never use Snapchat filter, a bro must look ugly and gallant.

26. A bro never wears pink underwear.

27. If a bro asks another bro to keep a secret, he shall take that secret to his grave.

28. A bro is never offended if another bro fails to return a phone call or text.

29. It is never acceptable for a bro to sleep with another bro’s project or ex.

30. A bro never Gives another bro the silent treatment.

31. A bro never hold hands with bro while walking.

Re: The 31 Sacred Bro Codes by EreluRoz: 6:20pm On May 15
Yul Edochie disobeyed number 21 but you guys are supporting for sleeping with another man's wife and got her pregnant only to rush and hide under polygamy
Re: The 31 Sacred Bro Codes by WeedAddict: 7:21pm On May 15
How you go say A bro must not cook delicious food? Ogun wan kill you

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Re: The 31 Sacred Bro Codes by psalmylee(m): 7:35pm On May 15
OP ,no 7 is totally wrong
A bro must be neat and clean at all times

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Re: The 31 Sacred Bro Codes by Alphamentips: 2:30am On May 16
Cooking is a life skill. Like swimming. How on earth do you live in a world filled with more than 80% water and you can't thread water

I Understand that this is just caps but a man isn't just Alpha or Beta. Masculinity isn't just Alpha or Beta there are other shades to it

I agree and disagree to some

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