Hausa:

actually i noticed d skul has less fruit trees around. Or dint i see well?
Dis is where i salute unn. In my days in d staff quarters, i've neva seen any oda uni dat has so much fruits in abundance like unn. So tey we used fruits as food sef, hmmm.
Dat skul gat do sometin to dat o

if dem dy yab u now, i go start 2 dy pity. Hpe u arent a glutton shaa

A man bcoms a supreme being only when he is no longer being intimidated by his greatest fears. Thought 4 d day: what are ur greatest fears

Hausa...indeed i av a sight prob bt d@ dosent mean u shud remind me ha d@...if u notice veri wel u ll knw i didnt c d english der nd at least u shud av said luk or check v wel nt wer ur glsses...somtimes we sae tins nt knwin we ar rude @ d@ xo pls mind ur speeches

Hausa:

actually i noticed d skul has less fruit trees around. Or dint i see well?
Dis is where i salute unn. In my days in d staff quarters, i've neva seen any oda uni dat has so much fruits in abundance like unn. So tey we used fruits as food sef, hmmm.
Dat skul gat do sometin to dat o

...u obviously didn't observe well...there're lots of fruit trees at OAU staff quarters!!....

cloaked: ...u obviously didn't observe well...there're lots of fruit trees at OAU staff quarters!!....

Tel him o,make him 2 wear en glasses. Skysol don dey para 4 him o. #hope i'm nt gettin any1 angry here<searchin> NA JOKE OOOOO

TOSIN ACCA: I guess I left it very late today.It's more of an eleventh hour quiz.HERE COMES THE VOCABULARY POSER(it's worth looking up in the dico) OF THE DAY:
Give an idiom whose meaning is TO KNOW SOMEONE SLIGHTLY OR TO KNOW LITTLE OF SOMETHING.
PS: "A LITTLE LEARNING IS A DANGEROUS THING..."

SHEY!
No Response mode activated!
Common guys, give it a try.
PS: "...drink deep or taste not the pierian spring..."

I CAN CONFIRM AUTHORITATIVELY HERE IN ZAMFARA THAT THE OLIVE BRANCH THE RADICAL ISLAMIC SECT HAS DECIDED TO TAKE HAS SENT JUBILATION WAVE DOWN THE SPINES OF THE POPULACE,HENCE A PEACEFUL WALKROUND IS CURRENTLY BEING STAGED IN GUSAU WEST DISTRICT CARRYING PLACARDS WITH INSCRIPTIONS SUCH AS"JAMBS SHOULD FOLLOW SUIT","PEACE MUST RETURN TO THE NORTH".WITH SECTARIAN VIOLENCE END IN SIGHT PARTLY DUE TO THE GALLANT STRIDES OF OUR MILITARY IN WIPING OUT JIHADISTS FROM MALI THUS SHOWING THE QUINTESSENCE OF OUR ARMY OUTSIDE OUR BORDER,IS THIS PEACE DEAL HERE TO STAY?No vitriol please.Jayjam reporting live from zamfara

Tonisious504: ah ah,shey na fruit u won go pluck or u won read.wich 1?;-)

read, play, sleep, chop, flex, go church, work, tv, etc.
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am just being realistic

orimolade4: if dem dy yab u now, i go start 2 dy pity. Hpe u arent a glutton shaa

and for ur mind u think say i get time abi.
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tell ur self some simple truth mr.

skysol: Hausa...indeed i av a sight prob bt d@ dosent mean u shud remind me ha d@...if u notice veri wel u ll knw i didnt c d english der nd at least u shud av said luk or check v wel nt wer ur glsses...somtimes we sae tins nt knwin we ar rude @ d@ xo pls mind ur speeches

was that rude? Sorry sir

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i dint notice that u dint see it. How on earth was i gonna notice??
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anyway.....
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sorry, hope ders no hard feelings

Pls s dre any1 4rm kaduna hu gt d admissn hre? Pls signify

Abeg which hostel beta pass @OAU

Pls we dat our admission statz z still sayin no admission yet nd our name z on d list,cn we print our admission leta?plz sum1 shud reply asap. Pls we dat our admission statz z still sayin no admission yet nd our name z on d list,cn we print our admission leta?plz sum1 shud reply asap.

Hausa:
read, play, sleep, chop, flex, go church, work, tv, etc.
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am just being realistic

go 2 church? So u r a xtian. Bt wait o,wotz ur real name gansef

John's father has 5 sons
1. Jack
2. Jeck
3. Jick
4. Jock
5. _______? What is the name of the 5th son?

ayoyori: Pls we dat our admission statz z still sayin no admission yet nd our name z on d list,cn we print our admission leta?plz sum1 shud reply asap. Pls we dat our admission statz z still sayin no admission yet nd our name z on d list,cn we print our admission leta?plz sum1 shud reply asap.

where is d admission letter?

Tonisious504: go 2 church? So u r a xtian. Bt wait o,wotz ur real name gansef

hmmmmm,
dont think its important for now. We go meet for skul

Hopey09: Abeg which hostel beta pass @OAU

etf sure pass o...buh as per freshmen na angola dem go tro U

Tonisious504: go 2 church? So u r a xtian. Bt wait o,wotz ur real name gansef

o baby,i taya o.how pesin go de bear hausa kum de go church

Hausa:
hmmmmm,
dont think its important for now. We go meet for skul

GUY,wat courz wia u given?

Hausa: John's father has 5 sons
1. Jack
2. Jeck
3. Jick
4. Jock
5. _______? What is the name of the 5th son?

John! Duuuuhhhhh!

Hausa: John's father has 5 sons
1. Jack
2. Jeck
3. Jick
4. Jock
5. J____? What is the name of the 5th son?

JUCK

I get am?coz i was tinkin it was d last vowel!AEIOU

phunmiejewels:
John! Duuuuhhhhh!

heyo

michealade: heyo

Yo!

phunmiejewels:
Yo!

wat course wia u given ma?m Micheal,wah bouh you?

i dont know if am in a quandary right now.
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it goes like dis......my mumsi just got my original waec certificate from my sec skul and scanned it and sent it to my mail box. When i checked it i discovad that there was a mistake in my month of birth. Instead of november, they put january. Kind of 11 month drift.
Dis looks disastrous. Anyone wit any idea on wat can be done?

michealade: I get am?coz i was tinkin it was d last vowel!AEIOU

correct

The heights by great men reached and kept were not attained by sudden flight, but that while their companions slept(they-great men)* were toiling upwdrd through the night"-ADAM CLARKE.

*This addition is mine.

"Seest thou a man diligent in his business? he shall stand before kings; he shall not stand before mean men."-proverbs 22:29

michealade: GUY,wat courz wia u given?

saikoloji

Av miss alot sha....@hausa. I think d only fruit u can gat most in oau banana,den secondly mango,and wan it comes to animal nah lizard n squirrel... >best hostel for male nah faj why female is moremi.

michealade: o baby,i taya o.how pesin go de bear hausa kum de go church

refer to wat i told 'olastep1' some time ago when he made some regrettable comments.
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WHAT U DONT KNOW.........
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