Yhemit: Av miss alot sha....@hausa. I think d only fruit u can gat most in oau banana,den secondly mango,and wan it comes to animal nah lizard n squirrel... >best hostel for male nah faj why female is moremi.

Hausa:
guess ure a future lawyer. Considering d 'i rest my case thing'

TOSIN ACCA: I guess I left it very late today.It's more of an eleventh hour quiz.HERE COMES THE VOCABULARY POSER(it's worth looking up in the dico) OF THE DAY:
Give an idiom whose meaning is TO KNOW SOMEONE SLIGHTLY OR TO KNOW LITTLE OF SOMETHING.
PS: "A LITTLE LEARNING IS A DANGEROUS THING..."

Yhemit: From my own view Awo is for d bad guys why faj is for d gentle guys.Angola is d best b'coz nah freasher plenty dia and also 'main koko' mozambique {gurlz hostel} face each other.... As for me i prefer faj block 5,very quiet place to stay n njoy.

greatmedic: OAU is just a piece of SHIT!!! Despite having been d first uni 2 write d post utme, dey dont yet have a single admssn list on dia website! Dat'z crazy!
Well, it'z d best uni sha, we've gat 2 wait.
Pls, is anybody who chose medcin but was given oda course due 2 cut-off here? If yes, pls tell me.
And does anybody have d idea of how I can check my name in d fac of science??
Thanks folks. Great ife!!!

OOAS: As far as i know.E.T.F is the best male hostel.if u doubt me,why nt check it out.U see Awo,men,dat one na confirm rugged hostel.if u know what they call'aro',na awo be baba.

Hausa:
tot u shud read dis....
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LESSON:1
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.' After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?' 'It was Bob the next door neighbor,' she replies. 'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'
Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.
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Lesson 2:
A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.' Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.' Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.
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Lesson 3: A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.' 'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.' Puff! She's gone. 'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.' Puff! He's gone. 'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch..'
Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say..
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Lesson 4: An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?' The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.' So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it. Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
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Lesson 5:
A turkey was chatting with a bull. 'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy..' 'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.' The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree. Moral of the story: Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there..
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Lesson 6: A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
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THUS ENDS THE FIVE MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE

Tonisious504: I'm new on dis thrend.i've bin followin d comments n updates n i appreciate u guyz for ur unrelentin effort 2wards makin dis thrend lively n informative. May God honour u all. Oau admission requires patience n prayers. I pray 4 d aspirants 4 God's miraculous interventn concernin d list ijn.

TOSIN ACCA: Vocabulary question of the day:
Give an idiom whose meaning is TO BEHAVE UNCONTROLLABLY OR DISRUPTIVELY.
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PS: For those with a flair for mathematics: check out the mathsguru thread on nairaland.EXPECTING THE 'SAGACIOUSEST' of answers.Hope you know the rule: you've got only six hours to answer the question after question publication.GREAT IFE!

dewoyin: Any health sciences asp dat needs help shud highlight d prob b4 12noon 2mao
Goin round d faculty 2mao 2 get answers nd infos. #waiting

TOSIN ACCA: Vocabulary question of the day:
Give an idiom whose meaning is TO BEHAVE UNCONTROLLABLY OR DISRUPTIVELY.
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PS: For those with a flair for mathematics: check out the mathsguru thread on nairaland.EXPECTING THE 'SAGACIOUSEST' of answers.Hope you know the rule: you've got only six hours to answer the question after question publication.GREAT IFE!

Hausa:
i see. We go dry am noni.
How come people said angola is d best?
Well i stayed at 'awo' when i went for d post u me me. Not a bad place though

yinka2392: i also stayed at awo, it depends on the room u stayed. But generaly awo is not that fair.

BINTI_LAYE101: Saw this info somewhere, "OAU accommodation opens 9th February, 2013 for the Finalist..do well to apply b4 it get exhaustd..#teamOAU"
What do you think?

BINTI_LAYE101: GOOD MORNING GREAT OAU NAIRALIST. Now all exam ended yesterday(monday), l think d e-portal should now be updated latest nxt week.

REM: "Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. We ask ourselves, Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same."

Hausa: John's father has 5 sons
1. Jack
2. Jeck
3. Jick
4. Jock
5. _______? What is the name of the 5th son?

Hausa:
hmmmmm,
dont think its important for now. We go meet for skul