Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,155,605 members, 7,827,283 topics. Date: Tuesday, 14 May 2024 at 10:03 AM

Who Wants To Date A Dog Or A Goat? - Romance - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Nairaland / General / Romance / Who Wants To Date A Dog Or A Goat? (812 Views)

Help! Can’t Satisfy My Girlfriend Who Wants Sex Every Night- BUNMI COLUMN / Ladies, Can You Date A Younger Guy? / Why Do British Girls Love To Date Black Guys... (2) (3) (4)

(1) (Reply) (Go Down)

Who Wants To Date A Dog Or A Goat? by Orikinla(m): 11:25am On Nov 30, 2011
The common notion of romance to majority of Nigerian girls and ladies is dating and Being Intimate. So, their meaning of a romantic relationship is having a guy to fork them. Primitive? Definitely!

Romance is the appreciation of the essence of our existence; the beauty of the experience of life.
You have to love life first before you can truly love anyone. And what makes life worth loving?

The quality of your personality.
And what gives your life quality?
The values and the virtues of humanity.
Therefore, you can evaluate the personality of a person before dating him or her.

Does the person have class and taste or does not care?

Does the person know the qualities of being well educated and to be well informed locally and internationally?

Can the person know the quality of clothes and how to dress?

Does the person know about foods and wines?

Does the person know how to speak indoors and outdoors?

Does the person have company manners?

Does the person know the difference between human behaviour and animal instinct or behaves like a dog or goat?

The knowledge of these essential qualities means a lot to appreciate your life and the life of your lover or spouse. Who wants to date and marry a dog or a goat?
Re: Who Wants To Date A Dog Or A Goat? by 2kass(m): 11:28am On Nov 30, 2011
Mr man stop all this stories and get yourself a female Dog, aka (B*tch) grin
Re: Who Wants To Date A Dog Or A Goat? by Goldieluks: 11:35am On Nov 30, 2011
undecided
Re: Who Wants To Date A Dog Or A Goat? by Nobody: 11:36am On Nov 30, 2011
brb
Re: Who Wants To Date A Dog Or A Goat? by cynthiafred67(f): 12:03pm On Nov 30, 2011
*just passing*
Re: Who Wants To Date A Dog Or A Goat? by slimyem: 12:17pm On Nov 30, 2011
undecided undecided
Re: Who Wants To Date A Dog Or A Goat? by Nobody: 2:38pm On Nov 30, 2011
In india men dey marry cow grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Who Wants To Date A Dog Or A Goat? by Sijo01(f): 3:01pm On Nov 30, 2011
Orikinla:

The common notion of romance to majority of Nigerian girls and ladies is dating and Being Intimate. So, their meaning of a romantic relationship is having a guy to fork them. Primitive? Definitely! Romance is the appreciation of the essence of our existence; the beauty of the exprience of life. You have to love life first before you truly love anyone. And what makes life worth loving? The quality of your personality. And what gives your life quality? The values and the virtues of humanity. Therefore, you can evaluate the personality of a person before dating him or her. Does the person have class and taste or does not care? Does the person know the qualities of being well educated and to be well infomed locally and internationally? Can the person know the quality of clothes and how to dress? Does the person know about foods and wines? Does the person know how to speak indoors and outdoors? Does the person have company manners? Does the person know the difference between human behaviour and animal instinct or behaves like a dog or goat? The knowledge of these essential qualities means a lot to appreciate your life and the life of your lover or spouse. Who wants to date and marry a dog or a goat?


Ar dey attracted 2u?
undecided
Re: Who Wants To Date A Dog Or A Goat? by Mynd44: 3:09pm On Nov 30, 2011
This is even dumber than Lefulefu's topics
Re: Who Wants To Date A Dog Or A Goat? by 195(f): 3:11pm On Nov 30, 2011
Mynd_44 >> specialised in dating Cows, Goats, antelopes even HIPPOPOTAMUS - if u doubt me ask him angry
Re: Who Wants To Date A Dog Or A Goat? by Nobody: 3:19pm On Nov 30, 2011
190_@:

Mynd_44 >> specialised in dating Cows, Goats, antelopes even HIPPOPOTAMUS - if u doubt me ask him angry
FALLS FROM COCONUT TREE grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Who Wants To Date A Dog Or A Goat? by purplekayc(m): 3:27pm On Nov 30, 2011
what exactly do you mean by dating a goat or a dog??
Re: Who Wants To Date A Dog Or A Goat? by Unubi(f): 3:30pm On Nov 30, 2011
senseless post
Re: Who Wants To Date A Dog Or A Goat? by Mynd44: 3:34pm On Nov 30, 2011
lefulefu:

FALLS FROM COCONUT TREE grin grin grin grin grin grin
Hope you broke your neck
Re: Who Wants To Date A Dog Or A Goat? by Orikinla(m): 3:41pm On Nov 30, 2011
Of course the dogs and goats will not like this thread.

The DOGS are the promiscuous girls without class or taste and the GOATS are the philandering men who can date and mate with anything with a vagina and both these dogs and goats are often ill-bred and behave like brutes.

They have some money and can afford to live in good houses and drive expensive cars, but they still don't have class or taste.
Re: Who Wants To Date A Dog Or A Goat? by dubliu: 3:51pm On Nov 30, 2011
This is an interesting topic for those who are not dogs and goat. it's educating.
Re: Who Wants To Date A Dog Or A Goat? by Nobody: 4:03pm On Nov 30, 2011
Mnyd na confirmed he-goat plus agbaya grin grin grin grin
Re: Who Wants To Date A Dog Or A Goat? by 195(f): 4:14pm On Nov 30, 2011
lefulefu:

Mnyd na confirmed he-goat plus agbaya grin grin grin grin
grin grin
Re: Who Wants To Date A Dog Or A Goat? by Nobody: 1:17am On Dec 01, 2011
[size=14pt]Smh!
What an incredibly marvelous "bullshitologic" question, coming from a man that doesnt want to marry any lady that is below 25 years of age, but he prefers to nack them sensationally! What tha bloody hell! So it is a primitive notion of ladies, to date and hav[i]e[/i] sex, but to you, the unshakable diagrammatic nacker, the notion is prevailing, and progressive? Smh head again!

Anywayz, Get a bucket, turn it upside down, drill ten holes on it, sit on the holes, and then let out a loud fart. . .
If you can correctly identify the hole your fart escaped from, then you can correctly and pin pointedly identify who wants to date a Goat or a Dog. . . Cheerz!



Nonsense![/size]

(1) (Reply)

Guys You Nid To Read This Letter To The Girlfriends / ,m3frficuxhasdewr / Why Should A Woman Go To A Native Doctor For Her Lover After Given Birth For Him

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 23
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.