Joe was in his car when he was hit by a truck. He decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to court. In court the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning Joe. "Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine'?" said the lawyer.
Joe responded, "Well I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favourite dog mikky into the, " "I didn't ask for any details," the lawyer interrupted, "just answer the question."
"Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine'!"
Joe said, "Well I had just got mikky into the trailer and I was driving down the road, "
The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question."
By this time the Judge was fairly interested in Joe's answer and said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favourite Dog mikky."
Joe thanked the Judge and proceeded, "Well as I was saying, I had just loaded mikky, my favourite Dog, into the trailer and was driving her down the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and mikky was thrown into the other.
I was hurting real bad and didn't want to move. However, I could hear mikky moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans.
Shortly after the accident a Highway Patrolman came on the scene. He could hear mikky moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes.
Then the Patrolman came across the road with his gun in his hand and looked at me. He said, "Your dog was in such bad shape I had to shoot her. How are you feeling?"

@OP: Lol.

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Classic!

thanks ya all

dont mention

;d ;d ;d

akunta dearie,
how have you been?

mikuz:

akunta dearie,
how have you been?

Hv bin great!
Thanks 4 asking

Nice joke

nah akunta dont mention.
And How is azuka and nkeiruka?

mikuz:

nah akunta dont mention.
And How is azuka and nkeiruka?

Mikuz, all d "ka's" r just fine

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chei!
Dani,if you lock this thread and i miss this chick eh! Na sorry go be ya middle name!

^^^^ lol,

Whoa dis a really cool joke

thanks sweery

shut up there!
Who are you calling sweery?
Better watch ya tongue!

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