Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,156,508 members, 7,830,520 topics. Date: Friday, 17 May 2024 at 01:15 AM

Help Me! Pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase! - Romance - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Nairaland / General / Romance / Help Me! Pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase! (2790 Views)

(2) (3) (4)

(1) (2) (Reply) (Go Down)

Help Me! Pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase! by bingbagbo(m): 4:42pm On Dec 21, 2011
My girlfriend and i had a quarrel last night!
its about, what we should by for the xmas,
i want us to buy a fowl, and she still insists on a ram!,
we exchanged blows last night about this. . .
Today , she has parked all her things, saying i buy a ram and she comes back or a fowl and i lose her! but, but, but. . .the truth is,. , . ,












i cant afford a ram! embarassed embarassed help me! embarassed
Re: Help Me! Pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase! by inembello(f): 4:49pm On Dec 21, 2011
NEXT, . . . .
Re: Help Me! Pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase! by omega25red(m): 5:04pm On Dec 21, 2011
lets take a fund for this guy since there are 765429 members on NL if everyone donated 1 naira he would be able to have a good christmas grin
Re: Help Me! Pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase! by 195(f): 5:08pm On Dec 21, 2011
NIGERIAN GIRLS AND MEAT


Kai - I don taya

if they dont see BB, they turn their attention to MEAT undecided
Re: Help Me! Pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase! by freecocoa(f): 5:09pm On Dec 21, 2011
Your girlfriend is even more fooolish than you for not realizing she has a very BIG RAM(YOU)for a boyfriend,what type of ram could be better than the one she already has?

2 Likes

Re: Help Me! Pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase! by bingbagbo(m): 5:10pm On Dec 21, 2011
omega25red:

lets take a fund for this guy since there are 765429 members on NL if everyone donated 1 naira he would be able to have a good christmas grin


thank you in advance!! smiley
Re: Help Me! Pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase! by xynerise: 5:20pm On Dec 21, 2011
@op. Are u lefulefu descendant? undecided
Re: Help Me! Pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase! by Nobody: 5:33pm On Dec 21, 2011
Motherfucker what u need is a life and a job.
Re: Help Me! Pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase! by Arosa(m): 5:58pm On Dec 21, 2011
How much is a ram sold for?
Re: Help Me! Pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase! by DAY12(m): 6:02pm On Dec 21, 2011
190_@:

NIGERIAN GIRLS AND MEAT


Kai - I don taya

if they dont see BB, they turn their attention to MEAT undecided


grin
Re: Help Me! Pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase! by ArQueBusieR(m): 6:48pm On Dec 21, 2011
Stop ingesting ampakines!
Re: Help Me! Pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase! by slimyem: 6:59pm On Dec 21, 2011
bullshit!!!!
Re: Help Me! Pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase! by Flashaldrin(m): 7:02pm On Dec 21, 2011

1 Like

Re: Help Me! Pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase! by 195(f): 7:45pm On Dec 21, 2011
Nigerian GIRLS TOO LIKE PEPPER SOUP! undecided


No wonder they are Always FAT and shapeless like amoeba & spirogyra


Nigerian GIRLS - THEY TOO LIKE MEAT
Re: Help Me! Pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase! by Goldieluks: 7:49pm On Dec 21, 2011
190_@:

Nigerian GIRLS TOO LIKE PEPPER SOUP! undecided


No wonder they are Always FAT and shapeless like amoeba & spirogyra


Nigerian GIRLS - THEY TOO LIKE MEAT

grin grin
Re: Help Me! Pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase! by 195(f): 7:52pm On Dec 21, 2011
Im not lying ooh

Go to is it BEER PARLOUR they call it

For every Bottle of GULDER you see 4 Nigerian girls dragging it undecided
Re: Help Me! Pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase! by xynerise: 7:56pm On Dec 21, 2011
^ parrot. I pity ur girlfriend. grin.
Re: Help Me! Pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase! by 195(f): 8:03pm On Dec 21, 2011
embarassed embarassed
Re: Help Me! Pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase! by ronkebp(f): 8:50pm On Dec 21, 2011
@ Poster go and steal a ram for her now!!!!!
Re: Help Me! Pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase! by Beync(f): 9:35pm On Dec 21, 2011
This is a romance joke, am sure.
Re: Help Me! Pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase! by scemchee(m): 9:58pm On Dec 21, 2011
I shar jst miss naija and all its rubbish.
Re: Help Me! Pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase! by bingbagbo(m): 2:11pm On Dec 22, 2011
Beync:

This is a romance joke, am sure.




WHO TOLD YOU THAT? angry
Re: Help Me! Pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase! by Orikinla(m): 3:18pm On Dec 22, 2011
This Nairaland Romance Board is turning to Comedy Central or what?
Re: Help Me! Pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase! by chuksikem(m): 3:30pm On Dec 22, 2011
190_@:

NIGERIAN GIRLS AND MEAT


Kai - I don taya

if they dont see BB, they turn their attention to MEAT undecided


you a dog for believing this crap,

190_@:

Nigerian GIRLS TOO LIKE PEPPER SOUP! undecided


No wonder they are Always FAT and shapeless like amoeba & spirogyra


Nigerian GIRLS - THEY TOO LIKE MEAT


You are a true son of a dog for making this statement, angry angry
Re: Help Me! Pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase! by Lexusgs430: 4:39am On Dec 24, 2011
Maybe, what she is trying to tell you with style is that, she is the proposed ram and you need to take her for slaughter ie (altar) !!! If you bought a fowl, she will fly away !!! The devil is in the detail !!!!
Why not read between the lines and propose ? (that will be a good start )
Re: Help Me! Pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase! by Ranoscky(m): 5:38am On Dec 24, 2011
^ And I bet the fowl the gf meant was another girl [accordin to ur logic]
Re: Help Me! Pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase! by Lexusgs430: 6:19am On Dec 24, 2011
Ranoscky:

^ And I bet the fowl the gf meant was another girl [accordin to your logic]

Possibly !!! Only the Ram would know or did I mean to say fowl ? grin grin grin cheesy
Re: Help Me! Pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase! by bingbagbo(m): 6:48am On Dec 24, 2011
Lexusgs430:

Possibly !!! Only the Ram would know or did I mean to say fowl ? grin grin grin cheesy






SMH
Re: Help Me! Pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase! by Lexusgs430: 6:52am On Dec 24, 2011
bin gbagbo:






SMH

Why are you shaking your head ? You asked for suggestions ??
Re: Help Me! Pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase! by Kslib(m): 7:11am On Dec 24, 2011
ha one full RAM!your girlfriemd is a glutton!
Re: Help Me! Pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase! by Mynd44: 8:42am On Dec 24, 2011
Guy didn't your neighbour just buy a ram? Your Babe don leave you for your neighbout
Re: Help Me! Pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase! by Chimezie198(m): 10:32am On Dec 24, 2011
Op, abeg see d best option

(1) (2) (Reply)

Guys Can You Date/marry A Girl That Can't Cook. / Who Is D Wrost Cheat? / How Do You Treat Your Sexual Desire As A Single?

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 18
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.