We the Association of boyfriends,
bachelors, fiance, and husbands will
like to inform our girlfriends, fiancees,
married women that we ve removed
subsidy in all our expenses, " No more
baby can I take a cab: pls jump the next available bus and get here on time. No
more I want to fix my hair: pls barb the
hair, I love it wen you are natural. All
birthdays has been postpone till further
notice. No more pls pay for my BIS:
yahoo messenger is very effective and fast, use ur Sony Ericsson. No more
paying of bride price, unless ur papa go
collect post dated cheque until our
refinery are repaired. W have removed
all forms of subsidies on all activities
except those relating to the bedroom for which we retain our God given
authority . We have realised that we are
equal partners, hence, all expenses
going forward shall be shared 50:50.
We understand the pain this might
bring but we must suffer now for the future to be better. Please if you must
protest, let it be peaceful. Do not scatter
the electronics, for it will lead to
removal of more subsidy. May God give
us the grace to bear this upcoming pain
(s).'"if U̶̲̥̅̊ cnt comply, pls kindly marry ur fada

except those relating to the bedroom for which we retain our God given
authority
Who give u the gadamite?
that has been removed with the subsidy
Yes, we ar'nt protesting as long as u rush to our cribs whenever we call u up for duty

What nonsense