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If You Were Given This Task Which One Would You Do? by Marvieduke(op): 8:20pm On Oct 28, 2025
You were asked to slap one person among the the listed people to earn money

Slap pastor 2 billion naira
Slap uncle or auntie 4 billion naira
Slap sister or brother 6 billion naira
Slap babe or guy 10 billion naira

Who will you slap huh
Re: If You Were Given This Task Which One Would You Do? by Nobody: 8:24pm On Oct 28, 2025
Why do I have to slap someone to make money
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Re: If You Were Given This Task Which One Would You Do? by immortalcrown(m): 9:03pm On Oct 28, 2025
SpencerForbes:
Why do I have to slap someone to make money
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Thank you!

Let me know when she answers the question.
Re: If You Were Given This Task Which One Would You Do? by budaatum: 9:14pm On Oct 28, 2025
I'll slap the one who agrees to be slapped for a share of the money. And it would preferably be the guy, because 5 billion each is more than for slapping the pastor, though my brother might oblige much easier.

But......

SpencerForbes:
Why do I have to slap someone to make money
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Re: If You Were Given This Task Which One Would You Do? by Mariangeles(mod): 9:33pm On Oct 28, 2025
Marvieduke:
You were asked to slap one person among the the listed people to earn money

Slap pastor 2 billion naira
Slap uncle or auntie 4 billion naira
Slap sister or brother 6 billion naira
Slap babe or guy 10 billion naira

Who will you slap huh
How did you come up with this? 😀

At least, it would've made a bit more sense if the slapped would be the one receiving the money, rather than the slapper.🤣

I mean, who gets rewarded for slapping someone?

Nairaland sef!
Re: If You Were Given This Task Which One Would You Do? by Nobody: 9:38pm On Oct 28, 2025
budaatum:
I'll slap the one who agrees to be slapped for a share of the money. And it would preferably be the guy, because 5 billion each is more than for slapping the pastor, though my brother might oblige much easier.

But......
After a slap, you'd still be scheming about who to k*ll for cash. If this was just a game, I might play along. but seriously, I'd conclude you don't actually want to give me the money if you expect me to resort to violence just to get it.
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Re: If You Were Given This Task Which One Would You Do? by budaatum: 9:48pm On Oct 28, 2025
SpencerForbes:
After a slap, you'd still be scheming about who to k*ll for cash. If this was just a game, I might play along. but seriously, I'd conclude you don't actually want to give me the money if you expect me to resort to violence just to get it.
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And that's why I wouldn't bother apart from playing this silly childish game.

I added a quote of SpencerForbes intelligent question at the end of my 'but' to signify this, and suggest you read it because that his [your] wise question just about sums this silly thread up.

As for k*lling for cash. Yes, if I find someone who'd agree to fake die and share the money with me.
Re: If You Were Given This Task Which One Would You Do? by Nobody: 9:53pm On Oct 28, 2025
budaatum:
And that's why I wouldn't bother apart from playing this silly childish game.

I added a quote of SpencerForbes intelligent question at the end of my 'but' to signify this, and suggest you read it because that his [your] wise question just about sums this silly thread up.

As for k*lling for cash. Yes, if I find someone who'd agree to fake die and share the money with me.
I guess I missed the quote. This thought were kind of thoughts we entertained In junior high. I’m so perplexed to see it here.
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Re: If You Were Given This Task Which One Would You Do? by budaatum: 9:57pm On Oct 28, 2025
SpencerForbes:
I guess I missed the quote. This thought were kind of thoughts we entertained In junior high. I’m so perplexed to see it here.
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My initial response on reading the thread was, "are you 12", as in, is the op 12, but I decided to play along because I am bored.
Re: If You Were Given This Task Which One Would You Do? by Double0h7(f):
For 22 Billion, I will slap everybody 😏
Re: If You Were Given This Task Which One Would You Do? by goran3310(m): 3:28am On Oct 29, 2025
Marvieduke:
You were asked to slap one person among the the listed people to earn money

Slap pastor 2 billion naira
Slap uncle or auntie 4 billion naira
Slap sister or brother 6 billion naira
Slap babe or guy 10 billion naira

Who will you slap huh
Nothing.I don’t give my money to anyone.
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