@Consultants1,can you move your post/comments to the Scam/Fraud section? If you cant find any,create one. Oloshi from qatar in need of 10'000 labourers!

i killed an innocent

mine is giving my precious heart to 1 who doesn't care for it.

Cheating @ an examination

Ballot Box Snatching, so those of you that failed election meet me at PDP.

Vaginalization

i shot the sheriff

^^^^ hahahahaha didnt know they were alot of ex cons on nairaland

Scam one US maga, 30 thousand dollars.

DrummaBoy:

Cheating @ an examination

which of these types of copiers did you use:GIRAFFE method,XEROS,SHARP abi na OLYMPIA?

over speed, the ghana olopa stop and i refuse, was driving from kumasi to accra lol was crazy that day u know

Dyt:

i killed an innocent

Abortion? How many times?  

^ can u kip a secret?

i have never committed any crime. But if beating up BEAF and giving him a black eye,damn with all pleasure,i will love it!!!

^^ dat ll b no crime
can i watch?

woodcook:



Abortion? How many times?  

Lmao. . . . .seems women commit more crimes than men.ThankGod,I never kill before.

Bleep an ash!!!
Lost my mind that nite!!

I nyansh my landlady in my landlord kitchen!

Dyt:

^ can u kip a secret?

Keeping Secret is what I do for a living.

u jst leaked my secret

Kcwarren:

Bleep an ash!!!
Lost my mind that nite!!

Sometimes you just feel like exhibiting that animalistic aspect in you.No big deal in fooking ash.

begwong:

which of these types of copiers did you use:GIRAFFE method,XEROS,SHARP abi na OLYMPIA?

haha

Am a Nigerian

My worst crime would be being a Nigerian.

FXKing2012:

My worst crime would be being a Nigerian.

Are you serious ? Being poor might make you think so.btw,where are you from ? Liberia or somalia ?

...

I was in church in 2003 and God specifically told me through the Preacher that I should not go for the date fixed for that day after the service.The girl herself was in church but alas,immediately after the service,we went to our rendezvous.I won't forget that incidence in a hurry.I blatantly disobeyed God that day.I have since begged for forgiveness anyway,

I been hearing a lot about armed robbers in my area. With my connections with guys in was in "the frat" with back then in skool I was able to acquire this "Desert Eagle". You know that sick gun that'll chase any niqqa down the entire block? Ok. I visited naija after a few years abroad, on my 2nd day at my parents house at around 3:40am while everyone was sleeping, I was sleepless as a result of the new climate and time change when I heard this 2 mumbling voice coming from the balcony outside my window. I quickly and slowly got up from bed, grabbed my precious newly found "love" and dodge behind my door and said my last prayer and prepared my mind for the worst, the moment i saw one of the thieves touched my window to slide it open. . . . . . I cocked my desert eagle, gave it a firm good grip, made a perfect target to his brain and screamed "You fuuckkd with the wrong niqqa!!" and then . . . . . .BoooOOOOMMM!!!!! BoooOOOOMMM!!!!! I "double tapped" his brain on the balcony while the other sucker jumped down the balcony and escaped. The following morning I called one of my cop friend on the island who hooked me up with his dpo, i explained everything and with 200k it was buried, Naija police style. The following week after I had left naija, my sister told me it was reported in the media that the armed robber was killed in a shoot out with the police. Lol

Slaped my ex gf in clas while waitn 4 our lecturer 2 cum. lolz,

i conned a white who paid me totally 95 thousand USD, hahaha

and when our 9ja EFCC got to me, i bribed emm, money talks, got five chicks giving me a treat the last cash i got from the damm white, money rules

Baba_Eleko:

I been hearing a lot about armed robbers in my area. With my connections with guys in was in "the frat" with back then in skool I was able to acquire this "Desert Eagle". You know that sick gun that'll chase any niqqa down the entire block? Ok. I visited naija after a few years abroad, on my 2nd day at my parents house at around 3:40am while everyone was sleeping, I was sleepless as a result of the new climate and time change when I heard this 2 mumbling voice coming from the balcony outside my window. I quickly and slowly got up from bed, grabbed my precious newly found "love" and dodge behind my door and said my last prayer and prepared my mind for the worst, the moment i saw one of the thieves touched my window to slide it open. . . . . . I cocked my desert eagle, gave it a firm good grip, made a perfect target to his brain and screamed "You fuuckkd with the wrong niqqa!!" and then . . . . . .BoooOOOOMMM!!!!! BoooOOOOMMM!!!!! I "double tapped" his brain on the balcony while the other sucker jumped down the balcony and escaped. The following morning I called one of my cop friend on the island who hooked me up with his dpo, i explained everything and with 200k it was buried, Naija police style. The following week after I had left naija, my sister told me it was reported in the media that the armed robber was killed in a shoot out with the police. Lol

Baba_Eleko:

I been hearing a lot about armed robbers in my area. With my connections with guys in was in "the frat" with back then in skool I was able to acquire this "Desert Eagle". You know that sick gun that'll chase any niqqa down the entire block? Ok. I visited naija after a few years abroad, on my 2nd day at my parents house at around 3:40am while everyone was sleeping, I was sleepless as a result of the new climate and time change when I heard this 2 mumbling voice coming from the balcony outside my window. I quickly and slowly got up from bed, grabbed my precious newly found "love" and dodge behind my door and said my last prayer and prepared my mind for the worst, the moment i saw one of the thieves touched my window to slide it open. . . . . . I cocked my desert eagle, gave it a firm good grip, made a perfect target to his brain and screamed "You fuuckkd with the wrong niqqa!!" and then . . . . . .BoooOOOOMMM!!!!! BoooOOOOMMM!!!!! I "double tapped" his brain on the balcony while the other sucker jumped down the balcony and escaped. The following morning I called one of my cop friend on the island who hooked me up with his dpo, i explained everything and with 200k it was buried, Naija police style. The following week after I had left naija, my sister told me it was reported in the media that the armed robber was killed in a shoot out with the police. Lol

You are joking abi? Worst crime ever- picked up an ashie