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Mfm Prayer For Feb 14th by ola2006: 10:50am On Feb 14, 2012
Here is MFM prayer for feb 14,
Feb 14 is a day for prayers against every strange girl in d life or around our husband, fiance's life.
1) Anybody tryin to hug my husband or fiance seductively, catch fire.
2) Anyone planning to sit on his laps, be unseated by fire.
3) Any person, spirit or power that wants to collect money or expensive gifts from him, somersault and die.
4) Any strange woman that wants to put asunder what God has joined together, be shattered by fire,
5) Anyone sending romantic msg to my partner, be struck with romantism.
6) Evil kisses waiting for my partner, be consumed by fire
7) You strange woman/ man, that wants to camp my partner all day, be encamped by fire
Anyone, planning a 'quickie' with my husband in d office on d 14th, be electrocuted
Open ur mouth and P r a a a a a a a ay.
Re: Mfm Prayer For Feb 14th by LadyWinona: 10:56am On Feb 14, 2012
Lol. Had seen the joke or should I say prayer earlier and a single gal posted this as the reply:From the Babes, this Valentine.
We have heard all your "fall down and die wi fire" prayers. Have you ever wondered why your man keeps coming back to us? Ok li'l 'proper' wifie- 1. When was the last time you hugged ur hubby seductively? 2. Have you even sat playfully on ur man's laps before? 3. When was the last time you batted ur lashes at ur hubby and spoke in a baby voice demanding for something that was not a kitchen appliance? 4. When was the last time you flirted with ur hubby(after ur honeymoon)? 5. When was the last time you sent a playful love message(not shopping list) to ur husband dear? 6. When was the last time u 'killed' ur hubby with a shattering kiss!? 7. When was the last time you dressed up sexy just to blow his mind? 8. When was the last time u went too ur hobby's office for a surprise 'quickie' that would put a silly smile on his face for the rest of the week? Pls don't bother to do any of these. We are doing it all for you. We got ur man round our, er little fingers. And we are praying too for your , er, our man's well being,
A̶̲̥̅̊rε̲̣̣̣̥ D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ making sense?
Re: Mfm Prayer For Feb 14th by IZUKWU(m): 11:20am On Feb 14, 2012
Lady Winona:

Lol. Had seen the joke or should I say prayer earlier and a single gal posted this as the reply:From the Babes, this Valentine.
We have heard all your "fall down and die wi fire" prayers. Have you ever wondered why your man keeps coming back to us? Ok li'l 'proper' wifie- 1. When was the last time you hugged ur hubby seductively? 2. Have you even sat playfully on ur man's laps before? 3. When was the last time you batted ur lashes at ur hubby and spoke in a baby voice demanding for something that was not a kitchen appliance? 4. When was the last time you flirted with ur hubby(after ur honeymoon)? 5. When was the last time you sent a playful love message(not shopping list) to ur husband dear? 6. When was the last time u 'killed' ur hubby with a shattering kiss!? 7. When was the last time you dressed up sexy just to blow his mind? 8. When was the last time u went too ur hobby's office for a surprise 'quickie' that would put a silly smile on his face for the rest of the week? Pls don't bother to do any of these. We are doing it all for you. We got ur man round our, er little fingers. And we are praying too for your , er, our man's well being,
A̶̲̥̅̊rε̲̣̣̣̥ D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ making sense?
falls from okada.
Re: Mfm Prayer For Feb 14th by ARareGem(f): 11:24am On Feb 14, 2012
Lady Winona:

Lol. Had seen the joke or should I say prayer earlier and a single gal posted this as the reply:From the Babes, this Valentine.
We have heard all your "fall down and die wi fire" prayers. Have you ever wondered why your man keeps coming back to us? Ok li'l 'proper' wifie- 1. When was the last time you hugged ur hubby seductively? 2. Have you even sat playfully on ur man's laps before? 3. When was the last time you batted ur lashes at ur hubby and spoke in a baby voice demanding for something that was not a kitchen appliance? 4. When was the last time you flirted with ur hubby(after ur honeymoon)? 5. When was the last time you sent a playful love message(not shopping list) to ur husband dear? 6. When was the last time u 'killed' ur hubby with a shattering kiss!? 7. When was the last time you dressed up sexy just to blow his mind? 8. When was the last time u went too ur hobby's office for a surprise 'quickie' that would put a silly smile on his face for the rest of the week? Pls don't bother to do any of these. We are doing it all for you. We got ur man round our, er little fingers. And we are praying too for your , er, our man's well being,
A̶̲̥̅̊rε̲̣̣̣̥ D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ making sense?

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Re: Mfm Prayer For Feb 14th by johnwell(m): 5:54pm On Feb 14, 2012
This is a bombastic & balisticalized warefare prayer. val babes ask ur pal if na MFM member, if YES; flee or else fire go pursue you.

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