born2fuck:

Regret seeing sign of danger everywhere, most people was in red cloths,thought ritualism all over the country

Bro, you have to understand that valentine is a pagan custom. The red cloths are part of the rituals. . . "Geddit!"

badmrkt:

ah ah u come dey vex?
me self dey single,but i'm ready to minggle

pretty_boi:

I really regret vals day man, first & foremost,I promised to get my girlfriend a bold 5 (cos she likes d phone) although I never promised to get her that as a Val gift,just a gift I planned to surprise her with whenever I get it on a normal day without any particular occasion. For vals,we had some really nice lunch & I gave her her gift----some chocolates,some wine & then a "wall-mounted electronic home hair dryer" & yawa started o, she started acting strange & raking that why didn't I get her d phone for vals? & I was like "I never told u I'd get u d phone as a Val gift & if you know me,I always like to surprise you,I'd get you the phone when you least expect it on a day without any occasion or something like that." The girl no WAN know o, she's still beefing me till now even as I type this. This is a girl who only gave me "bailey's (the Irish cream drink)" for Val as a gift & God knows I appreciated it, I seriously wish I didn't even get anything for her sef considering how silly & ungrateful she's acting presently.

pretty_boi:

I really regret vals day man, first & foremost,I promised to get my girlfriend a bold 5 (cos she likes d phone) although I never promised to get her that as a Val gift,just a gift I planned to surprise her with whenever I get it on a normal day without any particular occasion. For vals,we had some really nice lunch & I gave her her gift----some chocolates,some wine & then a "wall-mounted electronic home hair dryer" & yawa started o, she started acting strange & raking that why didn't I get her d phone for vals? & I was like "I never told u I'd get u d phone as a Val gift & if you know me,I always like to surprise you,I'd get you the phone when you least expect it on a day without any occasion or something like that." The girl no WAN know o, she's still beefing me till now even as I type this. This is a girl who only gave me "bailey's (the Irish cream drink)" for Val as a gift & God knows I appreciated it, I seriously wish I didn't even get anything for her sef considering how silly & ungrateful she's acting presently.

**SLAPS HIM!**

Did i not tell you love is NOT about Gifts? If she really loved you, would she not be content with what you could provide?

Next MUGU pls!

pretty_boi:

I really regret vals day man, first & foremost,I promised to get my girlfriend a bold 5 (cos she likes d phone) although I never promised to get her that as a Val gift,just a gift I planned to surprise her with whenever I get it on a normal day without any particular occasion. For vals,we had some really nice lunch & I gave her her gift----some chocolates,some wine & then a "wall-mounted electronic home hair dryer" & yawa started o, she started acting strange & raking that why didn't I get her d phone for vals? & I was like "I never told u I'd get u d phone as a Val gift & if you know me,I always like to surprise you,I'd get you the phone when you least expect it on a day without any occasion or something like that." The girl no WAN know o, she's still beefing me till now even as I type this. This is a girl who only gave me "bailey's (the Irish cream drink)" for Val as a gift & God knows I appreciated it, I seriously wish I didn't even get anything for her sef considering how silly & ungrateful she's acting presently.  

~Killz~:

**SLAPS HIM!**

Did i not tell you love is NOT about Gifts? If she really loved you, would she not be content with what you could provide?

Next MUGU pls!

pretty_boi:

lol, my brother. me sef I tire o & I'm asking myself what I'm even doing with her sef? na to move on man,but the thing that really hurts me is that the girl doesn't even seem to have understood d kinda person I am, I've pushed her aside Abeg. Not that I don't like her anymore,but I see clearly, NO TIME TO WASTE.

Welcome to REALITY!
At least vals day has made you know the REAL her!

Val's day is Devilish in all TOTALITY!

oyanwumi:

My own story for val na total regret, it was a blue day after work with my Asian bebe (Filipina) a.k.a  Pee gurl as we generally cal them here. she always complain of a tight schedule due to the kind of work she does, so my plan is to impress her this time so as to have my way into the diamond city. i didn't buy her anything cos i wanted her to make her choice of anytin between the range of $50-70. To tell you one bad tin about  asian babes, them like food eh, Chop chop be their song as they dnt dare joke wit it atall.  we went 2 KFC and she filled her tommy wiv burger & Pepsi and demanded for take away, No yawa, as me sf don ready 4 d tax ahead of me, i kukuma don reserve like $100 for d whole nonsense weh i won do, the nxt place na Mall, una no wetin pee-gurl sa she want, Samsung Galaxy X2, na him i tel her sa, when month end, i go buy am, sa make she relax tak somfin of abt $40. na so she buy buy, until dem carry $55 bill give us, Well, wetin man go do na, i close my eye n paid the bill jeje as e be   part of the game na,
After the whole shopping and she askd me 2 drop her in her flat, laila, i tink sa na oly 9ja babe de use sense play guyz, No way, we eventually landed in my 2bedroom apartment and i offered her a glass of red wine 2 really put her in d mood, in a nutshell, we started the match rite room the living room down to stadium extension, the most annoying part of the whole tin b say,,, the stuff no worth d kin money weh i don waste ontop, cos the plac no really b like our africana own na middleast mak persn dey settl 4 less cos of d kin law weh de ground, omo na dudu gud pass, dat tin na total rubbish, in fact , the tin remain me of my Ph babes 4 real,
that same nite, my kid sister calld me sa mak i send her remaining money 4 her project, na im i just slam the fone like sa na network problem,
[size=17pt]My eyes open dis money afta i dropd the pee gurl in her flat and realizd have messed up.
if i carry dat kin money weh i spent ontop dat val's day outing, 4 my kid sister, it will go miles 2 help her,
Right now am filled wiv regret and i feel like given mysf a full slap, cos the plac sf weh i feel go de swt lik sf na yeye site im be,
Anywa, nofin spoil, i don fall dis one now, na anoda one weh i no go land ontop again, apa ti jabo ooo!
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***SLAPS HIM***

I really regret vals day man, first & foremost,I promised to get my girlfriend a bold 5 (cos she likes d phone) although I never promised to get her that as a Val gift,just a gift I planned to surprise her with whenever I get it on a normal day without any particular occasion. For vals,we had some really nice lunch & I gave her her gift----some chocolates,some wine & then a "wall-mounted electronic home hair dryer" & yawa started o, she started acting strange & raking that why didn't I get her d phone for vals? & I was like "I never told u I'd get u d phone as a Val gift & if you know me,I always like to surprise you,I'd get you the phone when you least expect it on a day without any occasion or something like that." The girl no WAN know o, she's still beefing me till now even as I type this. This is a girl who only gave me "bailey's (the Irish cream drink)" for Val as a gift & God knows I appreciated it, I seriously wish I didn't even get anything for her sef considering how silly & ungrateful she's acting presently.

~Killz~:


Welcome to REALITY!
At least vals day has made you know the REAL her!

Val's day is Devilish in all TOTALITY!

Mrs, Chima:

Val day with my busband wasn`t devilish!!

^^^
Married couples are exempted!

annawhite:

hubby came back with babies pampers

Oh dear. . . Hey. Babies need love too!

annawhite:

hubby came back with babies pampers

born2fuck:

@  pretty_boi and oyanwumi, Both of  Una deserves length of  months in prison for the silly things you did on valentine day
@Pretty_boi, One month in prison with hard labour for attempt to impress a girl on valentine day with bold 5

@Oyanwumi, 1 month in prison for impressing a girland another 2 month for failing to help your sister due to impression you had on a lady. totally 3 months in Prisons with very hard labour

~Killz~:

Oh dear. . . Hey. Babies need love too!

Goldieluks:




Not even a card to go with the pampers? Lmao.

annawhite:

do babies give punny?

Odikwa seriously risky!