Karleb:


No one hates Bruno here, we are just not happy about his abysmal performance as of late.

As stats show.
He is GASSED OUT.
EUROPA LEAGUE.
EURO.
EPL
WC QUALIFIER.
FA CUP
CARLING


ALL IN ONE YEAR

LostMyZeal:





It's easy to see you're hell bent on crucifying Pogboom.

No let him stans come for you for dragging their favorite peacock to McFred level oh

Na real Peacock

According to the press.

Salah... Egyptian God.
Ronaldo... D problem in manutd.
Marhez... Absolutely brilliant
Jota... The future Liverpool goal machine.
Vardy.. Just like fine wine.. Goal machine.
Mane.. Black don't crack.

elampiro:
Rumours has it thatRangnick wants Declan Rice and United putting £100m together.

Correction: He agrees to the buy, not that he requested.

Kalvin Philip is 100% better Dan rice.

Dem. Go kill Chelsea today oh



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Omorrrrr

Chelsea - Liverpool looking like a classic. High quality match.

Man Yoo fans are entertained

Can our useless overpaid lazy players play at a very high intensity like them shekpe players today??

olabode89:
Can our useless overpaid lazy players play at a very high intensity like them shekpe players today??

No and that's what Rangnick has been trying to do. Increase the energy and tempo of our players during the match but dey no dey hear word.

elampiro:
Rumours has it thatRangnick wants Declan Rice and United putting £100m together.

Correction: He agrees to the buy, not that he requested.

Rangnick and the board see a better and cheaper player in Bissouma, but would rather pay £100m (if rumour is true) on another overhyped Declan Rice. United's problem seem more spiritual than physical

TrebleChamp:
Rangnick and the board see a better and cheaper player in Bissouma, but would rather pay £100m (if rumour is true) on another overhyped Declan Rice. United's problem seem more spiritual than physical

the rumor can't be true. even an imb'ecile will not pay 100m for Rice.

Mrviktor:
According to the press.

Salah... Egyptian God.
Ronaldo... D problem in manutd.
Marhez... Absolutely brilliant
Jota... The future Liverpool goal machine.
Vardy.. Just like fine wine.. Goal machine.
Mane.. Black don't crack.

Just ask them how Ronaldo is the problem at united and watch them stammer like officer Woos.

Gann:
the rumor can't be true. even an imb'ecile will not pay 100m for Rice.

City paid £100m for Grealish, United paid £80m for Maguire. I don't trust our board to apply sense when signing English Players, this is where i hoped Rangnick would be very useful...

DeadPresidents:
Really liked the year awards idea from the Gooners thread. Will drop my own take here


1. Best United player
2. Best Young player (youth players only)
3. Best goal
4. Best fan on this thread
5. Best troll (non-United fans) on this thread.

For me, I'll go with:

1. Has to be Edinson Cavani for me. The only one who has not been consistently terrible over spathes of time. The only argument against him is he keeps getting injured.

2. I'd go with Shola Shoretire. Hannibal was injured mostly.

3. Alex Telles strike against Young Boys. Timely and stylish too.

4. Oas.is007. Always kept us updated with training pics. Kudos

5. Nihilis.tjnr. The "Alain Devil-Maximin" quip was funny as a muthaf.

Y'all can add yours

1. Bruno Fernandes

2. Shola Shoretire certainly

3. Pogba against Fulham (completes a comeback)
Cavani against Fulham, Greenwood against Newcastle & Telles against Young Boys (worthy mentions)

4. Oasis will be my pick as well

5. Joder.a

raumdeuter:


Riff Ralf wey dey use plenty talk to cover his inability

These same Norwich Newcastle and Burnley wey dey hard to win games

How many Bundesliga did Ragamuffin win sef

Lol... Hian e never reach this bolded level na

Jodera:
Lol... Hian e never reach this bolded level na

Klopp and Pep that won Bundesliga no dey jamtalk na this one wey no fit win anything dey talk pass

While he was coaching in Germany

Bremen, Stuttgart Wolfsburg Dortmund all won the league

Everybody can try, even PE teacher did. Na person wey do am people know.

MRTA7:


No and that's what Rangnick has been trying to do. Increase the energy and tempo of our players during the match but dey no dey hear word.

raumdeuter:


Klopp and Pep that won Bundesliga no dey jamtalk na this one wey no fit win anything dey talk pass

While he was coaching in Germany

Bremen, Stuttgart Wolfsburg Dortmund all won the league

... But at least he have the right to talk na. As someone who have coached over 200+ bundesliga(I presume) games have the right to give his opinion concerning such. He don't need to win league to give such an opinion as this as long as he's did well in the league. I think he's finished 2nd on like 2 different seasons if I'm not mistaken

LostMyZeal:
Omo see Arsenal brilliantly cutting the passing lanes and forcing City to play back passes

This is how to put up a good fight

Unlike our bluu counterparts, nobody pack bus for anybody oh

Yeye 5-3-2

Hope your bluus counterparts surprised you today with their performance?

This one enter small sha

Lana1:
This one enter small sha

Kante was brilliant sha...

Lana1:
This one enter small sha

Ouch!

LostMyZeal:
Omo see Arsenal brilliantly cutting the passing lanes and forcing City to play back passes

This is how to put up a good fight

Unlike our bluu counterparts, nobody pack bus for anybody oh

Yeye 5-3-2

A regular scummy typing out of their ass.

Jodera:
Hope your bluus counterparts surprised you today with their performance?

... cos they switched to 4 at the back

LostMyZeal:


... cos they switched to 4 at the back

Ah.. The game I watched was still 3 at the back oo with pulisic later playing wing back

Mrviktor:


The interm and conte can't improve this team.

I don't see any difference in Tottenham play from jose..

Dia best football was under poch

Your eyes go clear when Spurs make top 4 ahead of your team.

Jodera:
Ah.. The game I watched was still 3 at the back oo with pulisic later playing wing back

Na 4 oh...he took out a defender and brought in Odoi

Odoi played left wing while pulisic played right and was cutting in to create chances

Karleb:


Just ask them how Ronaldo is the problem at united and watch them stammer like officer Woos.

Ermm... Abeg for those of you bashing Ralf about trophies won

Can't remember the year again sha, but I know he took Schalke 04 to UCL semis and lost to the great Fergie

Twas in that year's UCL that Manuel Neuer shone and left to Bayern the following season

Schalke04 was a force under Rangnick

And in case you wanna say na only semis he go, ask Josep Pep that never made it to finals despite having that his Bayern team that was filled with Utility players

Neuer
Lahm
Robben
Ribery
Lewandowski
Kimmich
Muller

All these players and una MCM no smell UCL finals with them

These were players that more than half of them could play 2 different positions

Indeed Pep Gwadiola has been fooling his ass_lickers

LostMyZeal:


Na 4 oh...he took out a defender and brought in Odoi

Odoi played left wing while pulisic played right and was cutting in to create chances

Oh... Okayy.
Good result by the way, especially for we top 4 hopefuls

LostMyZeal:
Ermm... Abeg for those of you bashing Ralf about trophies won

Can't remember the year again sha, but I know he took Schalke 04 to UCL semis and lost to the great Fergie

Twas in that year's UCL that Manuel Neuer shone and left to Bayern the following season

Schalke04 was a force under Rangnick

And in case you wanna say na only semis he go, ask Josep Pep that never made it to finals despite having that his Bayern team that was filled with Utility players

Neuer
Lahm
Robben
Ribery
Lewandowski
Kimmich
Muller

All these players and una MCM no smell UCL finals with them

These were players that more than half of them could play 2 different positions

Indeed Pep Gwadiola has been fooling his ass_lickers

2010/2011 season.