Funlordjnr:






Zlatan Ibrahimovic has scored in 100 of his 170 league games since the start of 2011/12. Smorgasbord.

— OptaJoe (@OptaJoe) 17 December 2016

157 of 170 MR

Good to know that you can be shoved in the chest then slapped in the face - and get the same yellow card as the player who hit you. #WBAMUN

- *Duncan Castles*

Ibime:


I tire o. It is only from Manure fans that I've heard rubbish about Ibra. Ibra that has proved himself everywhere he went.

16 goals for the season, and we're not even halfway.

You guys are not getting the main points we complained about. Hardly any United fan doubted Zlatan's quality. We were only complaining about the points his misses cost us, misses he'd have scored on other occasions. If you followed that debate, you'd have seen that peeps like Elămpiro that were debating it backed it up with various facts from various sites all showing that Ibra/United has missed big chances the most this season. That's why we criticized him. Another aspect we've criticized Ibra is his now lack of pace due to old age. If Ibra had the pace of Rashford or let's say Aubameyang, he'd have had a lot more of goal scoring opportunities laid out for him. But his quality is never in doubt, just that by next year he'd be 36 and we can't aim for the top with our main and only striker being 36. It makes no sense. That's why we said we need someone like Aubameyang to inject some pace in our attack.

zlatan10:

157 of 170 MR

Even better! So wetin opta Joe bin smoke wey make am calculate this online stat?

Spy360:


Climbing to where? Mount KiliManJaro?

#you make me wonder o baba

iWonder

Quoted for reference at the end of the season.

Oasis007:
“We work hard, in spite of not having much time between matches. Yesterday we spent quite a long time on the training ground training the defence in set-pieces, changing information in the players, changing full-backs, analysing situations.

"We did good homework and also my analyst people that are hidden, no-one knows who they are but the guys do fantastic work for me.”


- Jose Mourinho

@Underlined, Mou finally recognising and giving us some credit.

UniqueGem:
@Underlined, Mou finally recognising and giving us some credit.

Abi o.... JM dey nairaland sef... He dey come peep us from time to time....

UniqueGem:
@Underlined, Mou finally recognising and giving us some credit.

So true...

http://www.manutd.com/en/News-And-Features/Features/2016/Dec/video-jose-mourinho-explain-why-he-told-the-players-to-give-their-shirts-to-fans-at-west-brom.aspx


Mourinho deep down is a good man! He hides it with his bastadry and merciless shots at opposition managers, players etc...but looking at his career and what players have always had to say about him in private gives you a different perspective on the chap!



I was also wondering why everyone was throwing their shirts to the fans yesterday and I just found out why in this official club video! Xmas is next week so he advised his players to help some fans xmas celebrations come early! Always thinking of the little things that others may not consider! Props!

UniqueGem:
@Underlined, Mou finally recognising and giving us some credit.

Codedguy1 is working. ...SA to Mou on positive matters!


Sai codedguy1!

PietroRico:

And that Jones second goal celebration that looks "Zlatanish". Want to self-inflict injury on himself...

Funlordjnr:




Where are all those moaners that complained about zlatan being finished? Or of pogba not being able to control games? Or of herrera being a "donkey"? Or of Jose being finished?



How does that humble shawarma taste at the moment? Let's hear tonight's complaints....

All are still apt except for Zlatan!

elrony:


Codedguy1 is working. ...SA to Mou on positive matters!


Sai codedguy1!

PietroRico:

Lmao. Pple are just too creative

Fresh outta jail and headed straight to the "asshole-nal thread" for some major turn up!



Join me......

UniqueGem:
@Underlined, Mou finally recognising and giving us some credit.

Perhaps he's referring to Elampiro and Kagawa10! Both argue so lengthy a lot!

Pep might wants to consider coaching the defensive side of the game abit. His city defence is absolutely criminal.

MrTA:
Pep might wants to consider coaching the defensive side of the game abit. His city defence is absolutely criminal.

Pep is a nice guy....He doesn't like tackles

elrony:


Pep is a nice guy....He doesn't like tackles

Haha The way arsenal is penetrating there eeh! Many old men that are tired of running while the young ones play like they smoked weed

chrisley024:
Haha The way arsenal is penetrating there eeh! Many old men that are tired of running while the young ones play like they smoked weed

Man Sh1tty no get attack focus at all... This false 9 tactics no be am..

If them chop am ,e no concern me sha

elrony:

Pep is a nice guy....He doesn't like tackles

elrony:

Man Sh1tty no get attack focus at all... This false 9 tactics no be am..
If them chop am ,e no concern me sha

I need both teams to lose

we wonder why the Madrids and the Barcelonas are always in the finals and win everything...heres why

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-4045654/Sergio-Ramos-lifeline-ref-appears-change-mind-decide-NOT-Real-Madrid-man-second-yellow-s-Club-World-Cup-triumph.html#comments-4045654

chidexxy007:

I need both teams to lose

Lol... One at a time bro!!!


Haff patience