This Cuadrado is a fool.

neezar:
Wetin dey go on for this pitch??

Shuli tell you?

These guys should stop passing to Poor Pogba. He's decided to be unfortunate today.

Meanwhile, Mancity is doing the Lord's work. elsewhere

see bus parking.


this team is an embarrassment to England.

fa should just replace them with watford

De Gea

Ibime:
Honestly, I've never seen Lukaku look this big.

Na fat dey rush am

Earth2Metahuman:
see bus parking.


this team is an embarrassment to England.

fa should just replace them with watford

I agree!

We're not playing so bad, we can't just match Juventus energy. Lots of poor passes in the final third plus our players tend to hide behind defenders instead of opening up spaces

juventus playing like they are at home.

mehn! i wonder why they even consider this team among the top 6.

To be honest, Juventus is not as good as we're making them look... Our movement is poor, we mark poorly even though we have almost the whole team behind the ball... I am fed up with this our drab football.

Jose's way; sit deep and hope the opponent loses the ball

This club no serious at all. wetyn dem dey wait for na. mourinho is bad image for this club.

Shey it is this same Ashley Young that's struggling against a left back that played against Salah and Hazard??
Football ehn

De Gea is a bastard

Let's not feel bad, dayo knows what a Ronaldo's team can do

airmark:


Just like what leyqute said about lordfalcao's lacazette.



Leyqute, Lordfalcao, Lukaku, Lacazette, all have one thing in common.

You dey see lord falcao for dream

ROMELU LUKAKU IS A USELESS BRAINLESS LUMP OF BOILED PLANTAIN

Emaprince:
You dey see lord falcao for dream

No, I saw him asking for help in a sunken place with Morata.

Team wey no fit defend...yet u go set them to park bus!!

Lindelof has been very good so far

We need to get a new striker to replace Lukaku. Absolute shiite

patrickmuf:
To be honest, Juventus is not as good as we're making them look... Our movement is poor, we mark poorly even though we have almost the whole team behind the ball... I am fed up with this our drab football.

Swear down. This Juve team is piiiss poor. Absolute shiite!

Not hard to see why CR7 will struggle for goals in this setup. Allegri is not smart at all!!

We have no striker. Damn it.

Apart from Pogba Degea and Lindellof.....The rest are wasted cretins

After this game.....Lukaku should not show up for training again

See Akinfewa in disguise

Rashford is not yet ready

This team na nonsense.....

Juventus is losing control of the match

raumdeuter:
Juventus is losing control of the match

Juve actually don't have a good team.
Manchester United have made them look better than they are.

Leyqute:
We need to get a new striker to replace Lukaku. Absolute shiite

are u ready to pay 80M for Giroud? I can talk to my London brother.

This one is here with his boring jokes

Nihilist:


I personally believe that Mourinho might have lost his touch. I suspect that this job might be his penultimate big job in club football.

I used to disagree a lot with nateevs when he used to disparage the man, because when you look at his history, you will find record breaking attacking football in his catalogue.

Jose wouls usually play expansive football up to a point, bookended by games of mors pragmatic football.

Today as i was driving, i heard on radio that mourinho was worried that Lukaku has been working out too much in the gym and has put on a fair bit of muscle...which may have led to him losing some pace.

Sometime during the last decade, the pace of the game has changed a lot. The big bruisers of the yesteryear are gone. You cant see anybody with roberto carlos type of thighs anymore. You cant see defenders that look like micah richards or oguchi onyewu anymore.

The players have shed that muscle and become lighter, faster...even shorter.

.The physique has changed greatly and many of these footballers could very easily be long distance runners. Kante and Firmino easily come to mind. If you look at Leroy sane's body shape too, the guy literally moves like a ballet dancer. I remember watching him doing his stretches and warm up at Wembley last season ahead of the FA cup semifinal and the guy literally moved like a cat.

Mourinho traditionally has always trusted in big strong burly lads. From Drogba to Essien to Matic and Lukaku, powerful men have always been central to his game plan.

This season alone, i read somewhere that Jose already has the tallest squad in the league.

Well what if, a game plan that is so dependent on height, mass and power cannot compete with opponents who are smaller, faster, more agile and boast more stamina?

What if the same bus tactics that used to work so well is failing because top level opponebts can simply run rings around Mourinhos giants?

What if the likes of Lukaku are really piling on the muscle and now struggling to cover distance quickly?

I dont know the answers to these questions...plus im high as fück!

Mehn whoever wrote this post is a prophet and should be knighted. Leyqute should be the ringbearer at the ceremony.

This is not acceptable at all!

Juventus suppose Chop am Na, Oluwa o, who we come offend Na? Meanwhile, Lukaku is a big for nothing fool!

by the way, thunder fire Valencia there