FactorChic:

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I be female o, but I fit teach u how to toast,

You don't meet a girl for d first time and then ask her out, I think it's wrong!
See, d way u go look d girl (not lustfully), let her know say u like am, just walk up to her, comment on her hair or her show or something she's wearing, then walk away, I tell u d girl go wan chase after u sef, she will want to know more about u, from t here u go start, a little conversation, nothing that has to do with relationship, make her feel co mfortable, infact na she go give u her number, and u know d rest


don't just walk up to a girl and start quoting bible verses from the Songs of Solomon, thinking she go like u abeg,

lmaooooooooooooo

@poster
this technique always works---------
Just walk up to her,
Stand in front of her,
Gaze into her eyes,
and start removing all your clothes one after the other------
and i mean ALL your clothing o!!

PS-make sure u are looking into her eyes while doing this o, or u might find yourself in Aro or Yaba left,
     but if u are looking into her eyes u have nothing to fear,

HAPPY HUNTING

well, simple, i just walked up to the babe and i told her; oh baby , i really want to know whats up and i was wondering if me and u could get together someday. oh baby, u look so delicious and tantalizing. Baby tell me, how would u feel because i would like to take u to places where u only see on the t.v and buy u things that u can't even pronounce. All you have to do is come take a ride with me in my uncompleted mercedes benz. Please baby i really want to be your man., the next thing, she started laughing oo. please what did i say wrong? You people are not helping matters because u are not giving me any latest lyrics,


are you kidding me? did you really tell her this?

next time, ask questions depending on the environment. observe if she is receptive or not. as the conversation progresses, you can introduce yourself, exchange numbers and see what happens from there. abeg, no try wetin you do again. maybe next time, you'll be talking to yourself.

wow,
this guy must be an A-list comedian. i'm just having a good, deep seated laughter here.
who says u need to enrol in a school to talk to a lady?
but 4real, there are guys that will just freeze in front of a lady. why is that?

my friend most gals in town now dont like toasting, the best thing to do is get her attension be urself, and be nice.
trust me that sounds better

Guy, dont mind these guys. Dem no know whats up. Tell the chic say:
Infact, my name is [Your Name]. I am from [Your Place]. I am living the American Dream. Infact if you come to my house and eat, you dont need to wash the dishes because i have a dish washer.
Finally, baby, baby, i love you, i love you, Please, talk your own.

If that doesnt work out fine, then try get back to me, i'll think up something for u. Aight?

lol

well, simple, i just walked up to the babe and i told her; oh baby , i really want to know whats up and i was wondering if me and u could get together someday. oh baby, u look so delicious and tantalizing. Baby tell me, how would u feel because i would like to take u to places where u only see on the t.v and buy u things that u can't even pronounce. All you have to do is come take a ride with me in my uncompleted mercedes benz. Please baby i really want to be your man., the next thing, she started laughing oo. please what did i say wrong? You people are not helping matters because u are not giving me any latest lyrics,


Lick-69, are you vietnamese by any chance

well, simple, i just walked up to the babe and i told her; oh baby , i really want to know whats up and i was wondering if me and u could get together someday. oh baby, u look so delicious and tantalizing. Baby tell me, how would u feel because i would like to take u to places where u only see on the t.v and buy u things that u can't even pronounce. All you have to do is come take a ride with me in my uncompleted mercedes benz. Please baby i really want to be your man., the next thing, she started laughing oo. please what did i say wrong? You people are not helping matters because u are not giving me any latest lyrics,

bros u don kolo finish, you carry 2 SHOTS em song go they toast woman


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6txMcowPeL4

EmekaNaija:

Guy, don't mind these guys. Dem no know whats up. Tell the chic say:
Infact, my name is [Your Name]. I am from [Your Place]. I am living the American Dream. Infact if you come to my house and eat, you don't need to wash the dishes because[b] i have a dish washer[/b].
Finally, baby, baby, i love you, i love you, Please, talk your own.

If that doesnt work out fine, then try get back to me, i'll think up something for u. Aight?

lol

u re too funny

bros next time say i love u talk ur own simple as abc

miky:

well, simple, i just walked up to the babe and i told her; oh baby , i really want to know whats up and i was wondering if me and u could get together someday. oh baby, u look so delicious and tantalizing. Baby tell me, how would u feel because i would like to take u to places where u only see on the t.v and buy u things that u can't even pronounce. All you have to do is come take a ride with me in my uncompleted mercedes benz. Please baby i really want to be your man., the next thing, she started laughing oo. please what did i say wrong? You people are not helping matters because u are not giving me any latest lyrics,

bros u don kolo finish, you carry 2 SHOTS em song go they toast woman


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6txMcowPeL4

LMAO , hahaha mehn u con put the youtube link here again, chei u no do am good at all, hahahaha LMAO

penfold:

@poster
this technique always works---------
Just walk up to her,
Stand in front of her,
Gaze into her eyes,
and start removing all your clothes one after the other------
and i mean ALL your clothing o!!

PS-make sure u are looking into her eyes while doing this o, or u might find yourself in Aro or Yaba left,
but if u are looking into her eyes u have nothing to fear,

HAPPY HUNTING

LMAO, u be bad egg, I tell u, hahaha una too funny abeg

guy i think the best thing to do is to change your toasting techniques and put a face to your new way

bravo bravo!! thanx y'all for the advices. though some people only made matters worse but some did say something very good. but wait a minute, Is there any single babe out there.pls hola @ me, Now this na serious matter, i need to showcase the new improved me

guy u funny o! go outside go sample ur skills on real girls because u fit end up toasting boy signed up as girl on nairaland

lick_69:

bravo bravo!! thanx y'all for the advices. though some people only made matters worse but some did say something very good. but wait a minute, Is there any single babe out there.please hola @ me, Now this na serious matter, i need to showcase the new improved me

and don't forget to inform us of your latest experiment.overconfidence fit spoil your show oooo!

barikisu:

guy u funny o! go outside go sample your skills on real girls because u fit end up toasting boy signed up as girl on nairaland

LOL true talk

OMO iMAR NA REAL BOMBOCLA, U JUST BURST RYMES,

Toasting what , a girl! is she bread or sand wich. Wooing her is the correct word. All the same. Ur approach in the real sense of it is outdated. Try making up an interesting topic nxt time like how the movies interest u. Girls want to know how interesting u can be with ur words.

ouch
dang, boy if i were you, i would be sooooooooo extremely embarassed, i would be sooooo ashamed of myself that i would go lock myself up at home, in fact, if i ever saw the girl again i would avoid her, man what an ego-bruiser. My guy if you like yourself, you better go sidon for house and watch some pirated VCD's and never go out to watch movies again. ONCE AGAIN A BIIIIIIIIIIG OUCH.

@post

now you are joking

but here goes my take

just tell the girl , hmmmm

you remind me of my mommy

this is funny post of the year 2007. very funny

though this seems a bit belated but i really
don't see anything wrong with the poster's line
the problem with him was he had no back up plan/ line
i mean u see a girl for the first time and make her laugh, i bet her boyfriend hasnt achieved that in a while
the problem was he needed to get serious after making her laugh
just my thought and really i don't think there is any formula/ pick up line that really works for all girls
its more like how u handle yourself when faced with such situations

have u ever tried your best line and get insulted before? how did u handle it? did u just take defeat or u tried to manage the situation? though i tell u some girls are born nasty so no matter the line, u go still mess up

meeeennn!!!

u guys are killing me!!

nairalanders really have a good sense of humour.

@ poster, tell the girl,

"someone sent me a n mtn,glo and celtel recharge card and i use starcomms, do u mind if i give u a card?

I didn't know nairaland get this kind people here ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I wonder what will become of these if the become President of this country, where the former one de BOSS in his own tactics.
I can't stop laughing. i think i found myself a bus stop

@ Don1

i agree with you.

@ poster
your f***k up no be your line, but na say u no get back up plan.

for making her laugh thats 60% success, you 4 just follow up

but this time more seriously. don't ever back up 4rm such

sweet opportunity.

one love

This is the funniest post i have ever read on NL.

there are tears in my eyes.

I go die ohhhh

folanusi:

This is the funniest post i have ever read on Nairaland.

there are tears in my eyes.

I go die ohhhh

same here o, kai, this guy is just joking i know that sha

Big boys like us don't toast cos all the finest babes in town can't stop running after us  .

ROTFLOOOOLLLLL @Poster

Don1DeMaco:

though this seems a bit belated but i really
don't see anything wrong with the poster's line
the problem with him was he had no back up plan/ line
i mean u see a girl for the first time and make her laugh, i bet her boyfriend hasnt achieved that in a while
the problem was he needed to get serious after making her laugh
just my thought and really i don't think there is any formula/ pick up line that really works for all girls
its more like how u handle yourself when faced with such situations

have u ever tried your best line and get insulted before? how did u handle it? did u just take defeat or u tried to manage the situation? though i tell u some girls are born nasty so no matter the line, u go still mess up

yea right. but i still dont tink d scenario happened.
d guy just want make us laugh