Valentine has come and gone but the PAINS and JOY as the consequence of indulgence or overindulgence on Valentine will forever be felt or remembered. Legs were spread for easy access by the unrepentant joysticks of fools, morons and arrogant imbeciles; even Saint Valentine and every other man who died for LOVE rolled and moaned in their GRAVES as they saw what Nigerians and non Nigerians called LOVE on VAL as very different from what they died for. They probably regretted their actions and promised if opportunity is given, they might probably make amendments.

Sperms were indiscriminately released and wasted both in condoms and also in infertile or unfertile, or over acidic and slack female wombs, thereby depriving Nigeria and Nigerians the opportunity of good future governance, since these wasted sperms probably contained BRILLIANT FUTURE PRESIDENTS, MINISTERS, SENATORS etc. The country was further deprived of some future crooks, gangsters, rogues, thieves and imbeciles as a result of these indiscriminate releases and wasting of sperms on VAL’s day. The deprivation of this second mentioned group of people might be a palatable development; but come to think of it, are weeds and saints not supposed to grow together for the good of the planet EARTH, wasting them in the name of VAL is on acceptable after all.

Blackberries, I phones, I pads and some other big phones were received by LADIES as payments for spreading their LEGS, even though some of the ARISTOS who did the giving have refused to pay their CHILDREN’s school FEES, thereby destroying their own personal futures and the futures of their own children. Many ladies received cars, most of which were Japanese brands like TOYOTAs, HONDAs and NISSANs. The greediest ladies probably demanded for the bigger and most recent versions of these brands, like the CAMRY 2012, ACCORD 2012 and MAXIMA 2012. They probably won’t take YARIS or CORROLA, CITY or CIVIC, SENTRA or SUNNY. They probably did not request for German Machines like MERCEDES Benz and BMW (Beemer) or American Monsters like Dodge, Cadillac and Chevy, for most of them lack knowledge about cars or good wheels and believe ASIAN craps are the ultimate.

Roses were rejected by the ladies as soon as guys offered them; after all “NA FLOWER I GO CHOP”? Hotel bars and clubs were filled to capacity with ladies dressed in RED (after all they knew they were on their way to HELL) and GUYS dressed in clothes which ranged from very cheap suits to very expensive ones. Ladies were snatched by BIG ARISTOs from broke guys while some perceived handsome guys were lost by their ladies to some more physically attractive morons who lack internal beauty.

Bottles as low in class as coca colas’ to bottles as high in class as champagnes’ were smashed on guys’ heads because of ladies, resulting in so many people being hospitalized. People collapsed, and it took a very long time for them to be rescued, since the supposed rescuers were confused and thought whether the collapses were fakes or VAL collapses as the only thing that separated the collapsed from the rescuer was just the state of being collapse as both the collapsed and rescuers were dead DRUNK or permit me to use bleeping drunk.

I want to assure all of you that all the gifts you received from your magas on VAL may not last and you even may not have time to enjoy them after all. Blackberries may fall from your hands and get destroyed, cars may have accidents or crash and you may not be lucky to come out of it alive, thereby making all your spread leg activities to be in vain. All magas who lost their life savings on VAL must have learnt a big lesson by now, and if not, another VAL will come for you to lose more or you might lose your life in the next VAL.

The mess that resulted from the last Valentine will take the DEVIL himself years to clean up which I know will be impossible since Valentine comes every year and our ladies and guys grow wilder per year.

~Killz~:



This is Sensationally Risky. . .

Why you got my profile link as your signature?!!!

tpacalipse. BRO. did she dump you?

~Killz~:

^^^
Huh?

The link on the signature portion of your profile.

^^^ Mrs.C , its a trick link. Whoever clicks on it will see their own profile.

talina:

^^^ Mrs.C , its a trick link. Whoever clicks on it will see their own profile.

Ooooh!

~Killz~:

Mrs C na JJC Incorporated. . . [b]J[/b]olly [b]J[/b]us [b]C[/b]ome!
Ooooh What? Why are you so curious about every link?

Bite me ooo

@ MR. , Cork, No sir.

~Killz~:

Did you soak in bleach?

Which cheek?

~Killz~:

Boil 'em in hot water first!

Oh lawd! Got a cannibal on the loose! Run!!!!!

Hmm. This Christmas is going to be hot man.